CNBC Publishes Secret AP Election Results; Republicans Lose

What's the New World Order/Nobama got in store for the Teabaggers on Election Night? Nothing but pain, if these leaked Election 2010 results are to be trusted -- and they are "not to be published or broadcast" until the Powers That Be are ready to announce Permanent Halloween for America's tightly-wound white people. So many important Republican/Teabaggers are losing, with 40% reporting or whatever! Carly Fiorina, John McCain, Richard Shelby, Ken Buck, Christine O'Donnell, Mark Kirk, David Vitter, Sharron Angle, Tom Coburn, even Chuck Grassley ... all losers! CONCEDE YOU IDIOT LOSERS, the Associated Press is calling it! And in the biggest upset of the election,Alvin Greenehas soundly beaten Jim DeMint, 45%-40%. YES HE CAN!

But Joe Miller is winning, and so is Marco Rubio, so it's not all gloomy for the Tea Party.

Read 'em all, courtesy of Wonkette operative "Scott S." and CNBC.com, whose web editors clearly don't know how to follow the AP's directions. Is Rick Santelli posting the web stuff now? Because he is definitely dumb enough to do this. Or maybe the AP desk editor put these on thelivewire instead of the advisory/bulletin wire or whatever it's called. (It has been a decade now since your Wonkette editor was a wire editor, sorry.) Anyway, enjoy this idiocy, because it may be the only election-news fun you'll have this month or next:

These are TEST returns. They must not be broadcast or published.

 Published: Monday, 18 Oct 2010 | 2:45 PM ET 

1,117 of 2,813 precincts - 40 percent

William Barnes, Dem 305,553 - 54 percent

Richard Shelby, GOP (i) 257,911 - 46 percent

Alaska

246 of 438 precincts - 56 percent -Open

Scott McAdams, Dem 52,449 - 38 percent

Joe Miller, GOP 58,338 - 42 percent

Total Write-In, NPD 4,899 - 4 percent

Tim Carter, NPD 7,355 - 5 percent

Ted Gianoutsos, NPD 7,368 - 5 percent

David Haase, Lib 7,181 - 5 percent

Arizona

291 of 2,239 precincts - 13 percent

Rodney Glassman, Dem 86,967 - 46 percent

John McCain, GOP (i) 74,118 - 39 percent

Jerry Joslyn, Grn 14,364 - 8 percent

David Nolan, Lib 14,355 - 8 percent

Arkansas

847 of 2,406 precincts - 35 percent

Blanche Lincoln, Dem (i) 53,642 - 30 percent

John Boozman, GOP 71,358 - 40 percent

John Gray, Grn 17,738 - 10 percent

Trevor Drown, Ind 37,317 - 21 percent

California

12,396 of 24,753 precincts - 50 percent

Barbara Boxer, Dem (i) 1,896,012 - 43 percent

Carly Fiorina, GOP 1,766,185 - 40 percent

Marsha Feinland, PFP 203,440 - 5 percent

Gail Lightfoot, Lib 173,854 - 4 percent

Edward Noonan, AIP 156,952 - 4 percent

Duane Roberts, Grn 217,836 - 5 percent

Colorado

1,399 of 3,246 precincts - 43 percent

Michael Bennet, Dem (i) 295,879 - 44 percent

Ken Buck, GOP 265,463 - 40 percent

Bob Kinsey, Grn 20,688 - 3 percent

Charley Miller, Una 19,258 - 3 percent

J. Moromisato, Una 20,681 - 3 percent

Jason Napolitano, INR 23,698 - 4 percent

Maclyn Stringer, Lib 20,587 - 3 percent

Connecticut

268 of 751 precincts - 36 percent -Open

Richard Blumenthal, Dem 154,767 - 41 percent

Linda McMahon, GOP 168,197 - 45 percent

John Mertens, CTL 28,287 - 8 percent

Warren Mosler, Ind 24,291 - 6 percent

Delaware

245 of 436 precincts - 56 percent -Open

Christopher Coons, Dem 67,599 - 36 percent

Christine O'Donnell, GOP 62,925 - 33 percent

Glenn Miller, IPD 47,525 - 25 percent

James Rash, Lib 11,649 - 6 percent

Florida

2,179 of 6,951 precincts - 31 percent -Open

Marco Rubio, GOP 687,616 - 38 percent

Kendrick Meek, Dem 224,532 - 12 percent

Alexander Snitker, Lib 37,820 - 2 percent

Bernie DeCastro, CST 34,804 - 2 percent

Sue Askeland, NPA 50,884 - 3 percent

Bruce Riggs, NPA 37,304 - 2 percent

Bobbie Bean, NPA 48,087 - 3 percent

Rick Tyler, NPA 45,609 - 3 percent

Charlie Crist, Ind 588,901 - 32 percent

Lewis Armstrong, NPA 58,015 - 3 percent

Georgia

915 of 2,902 precincts - 32 percent

Michael Thurmond, Dem 380,861 - 46 percent

Johnny Isakson, GOP (i) 331,000 - 40 percent

Chuck Donovan, Lib 123,473 - 15 percent

Hawaii

99 of 242 precincts - 41 percent

Daniel Inouye, Dem (i) 47,771 - 43 percent

Cam Cavasso, GOP 44,263 - 40 percent

Jim Brewer, Grn 2,910 - 3 percent

Jeff Jarrett, NP 8,451 - 8 percent

Jeff Mallan, Lib 7,304 - 7 percent

Idaho

373 of 961 precincts - 39 percent

Tom Sullivan, Dem 44,551 - 39 percent

Mike Crapo, GOP (i) 50,058 - 44 percent

Randy Bergquist, Con 18,807 - 17 percent

Illinois - U.S. Senate 2010

6,566 of 11,579 precincts - 57 percent -Open

Mark Kirk, GOP 1,013,697 - 40 percent

Alexi Giannoulias, Dem 1,100,251 - 44 percent

LeAlan Jones, Grn 201,557 - 8 percent

Mike Labno, Lib 195,438 - 8 percent

Indiana

1,716 of 5,306 precincts - 32 percent -Open

Brad Ellsworth, Dem 281,793 - 42 percent

Dan Coats, GOP 293,166 - 44 percent

Rebecca Sink-Burris, Lib 97,331 - 14 percent

Iowa - U.S. Senate 2010

1,501 of 1,873 precincts - 80 percent

Roxanne Conlin, Dem 385,955 - 44 percent

Chuck Grassley, GOP (i) 349,023 - 40 percent

John Heiderscheit, Lib 133,472 - 15 percent

Kansas - U.S. Senate 2010

2,183 of 3,316 precincts - 66 percent -Open

Lisa Johnston, Dem 223,821 - 41 percent

Jerry Moran, GOP 244,739 - 44 percent

Michael Dann, Lib 42,044 - 8 percent

Joe Bellis, RP 39,990 - 7 percent

Kentucky

1,517 of 3,578 precincts - 42 percent -Open

Jack Conway, Dem 286,438 - 45 percent

Rand Paul, GOP 345,079 - 55 percent

Louisiana

831 of 3,877 precincts - 21 percent

Charlie Melancon, Dem 68,162 - 25 percent

David Vitter, GOP (i) 56,382 - 20 percent

Michael Brown, Ind 8,484 - 3 percent

Skip Galan, Ind 11,076 - 4 percent

Milton Gordon, Ind 14,000 - 5 percent

Randall Hayes, Lib 2,847 - 1 percent

Tommy LaFargue, Ind 16,942 - 6 percent

Bob Lang, Ind 19,692 - 7 percent

William McShan, RP 5,710 - 2 percent

Sam H. Melton, Ind 22,232 - 8 percent

Mike Spears, Ind 24,692 - 9 percent

Ernest Wooton, Ind 25,156 - 9 percent

Maryland

599 of 1,840 precincts - 33 percent

Barbara Mikulski, Dem (i) 220,780 - 44 percent

Eric Wargotz, GOP 162,614 - 33 percent

Kenniss Henry, Grn 52,630 - 11 percent

Richard Shawver, CST 60,594 - 12 percent

Missouri - U.S. Senate 2010

1,777 of 3,387 precincts - 52 percent -Open

Robin Carnahan, Dem 398,890 - 44 percent

Roy Blunt, GOP 360,988 - 40 percent

Jonathan Dine, Lib 69,210 - 8 percent

Jerry Beck, CST 72,559 - 8 percent

Nevada

985 of 2,126 precincts - 46 percent

Harry Reid, Dem (i) 106,219 - 40 percent

Sharron Angle, GOP 109,082 - 41 percent

Scott Ashjian, TEA 7,947 - 3 percent

None of these candidates, NPD 7,110 - 3 percent

Tim Fasano, IAP 8,126 - 3 percent

Michael Haines, Ind 7,658 - 3 percent

Jesse Holland, Ind 6,359 - 2 percent

Jeffrey Reeves, Ind 7,562 - 3 percent

Wil Stand, Ind 5,836 - 2 percent

New Hampshire

125 of 301 precincts - 42 percent -Open

Paul Hodes, Dem 73,688 - 34 percent

Kelly Ayotte, GOP 44,926 - 21 percent

Ken Blevens, Lib 65,080 - 30 percent

Chris Booth, Ind 34,789 - 16 percent

New York - U.S. Senate Unexpired Term

8,095 of 16,310 precincts - 50 percent

Kirsten Gillibrand, Dem (i) 1,599,277 - 55 percent

Joseph DioGuardi, GOP 994,558 - 34 percent

Cecile Lawrence, Grn 63,651 - 2 percent

Joseph Huff, Oth 54,159 - 2 percent

John Clifton, Lib 65,419 - 2 percent

Vivia Morgan, Oth 51,332 - 2 percent

Bruce Blakeman, Oth 78,125 - 3 percent

New York - U.S. Senate Full Term

7,878 of 16,310 precincts - 48 percent

Charles Schumer, Dem (i) 1,628,058 - 58 percent

Jay Townsend, GOP 968,582 - 34 percent

Colia Clark, Grn 81,688 - 3 percent

Randy Credico, Lib 148,207 - 5 percent

North Carolina

1,004 of 2,763 precincts - 36 percent

Elaine Marshall, Dem 514,314 - 45 percent

Richard Burr, GOP (i) 455,347 - 40 percent

Michael Beitler, Lib 170,563 - 15 percent

North Dakota

140 of 505 precincts - 28 percent -Open

Tracy Potter, Dem 13,496 - 38 percent

John Hoeven, GOP 9,589 - 27 percent

Keith Hanson, Lib 12,658 - 35 percent

Ohio

3,837 of 9,910 precincts - 39 percent -Open

Lee Fisher, Dem 603,542 - 39 percent

Rob Portman, GOP 666,249 - 44 percent

Eric Deaton, CST 84,018 - 5 percent

Daniel LaBotz, Soc 84,009 - 5 percent

Michael Pryce, NPA 93,360 - 6 percent

Oklahoma

650 of 2,229 precincts - 29 percent

Jim Rogers, Dem 115,420 - 44 percent

Tom Coburn, GOP (i) 97,590 - 37 percent

Stephen Wallace, Ind 12,997 - 5 percent

Ronald Dwyer, Ind 38,702 - 15 percent

Oregon

233 of 1,000 precincts - 23 percent

Ron Wyden, Dem (i) 93,164 - 40 percent

Jim Huffman, GOP 102,890 - 44 percent

Bruce Cronk, WF 14,618 - 6 percent

Marc Delphine, Lib 12,496 - 5 percent

Rick Staggenborg, Prg 12,400 - 5 percent

Pennsylvania

3,206 of 9,241 precincts - 35 percent -Open

Joe Sestak, Dem 869,476 - 57 percent

Pat Toomey, GOP 653,719 - 43 percent

South Carolina

867 of 2,136 precincts - 41 percent

Alvin Greene, Dem 213,297 - 45 percent

Jim DeMint, GOP (i) 187,314 - 40 percent

Tom Clements, Grn 70,818 - 15 percent

South Dakota

x-John Thune, GOP (i) Uncontested

Utah

1,177 of 2,148 precincts - 55 percent -Open

Sam Granato, Dem 136,757 - 40 percent

Mike Lee, GOP 154,393 - 45 percent

Scott Bradley, CST 53,141 - 15 percent

Vermont

117 of 260 precincts - 45 percent

Patrick Leahy, Dem (i) 45,273 - 42 percent

Len Britton, GOP 36,403 - 34 percent

Stephen Cain, Ind 1,822 - 2 percent

Peter Diamondstone, Soc 7,388 - 7 percent

Cris Ericson, Oth 6,968 - 7 percent

Daniel Freilich, Ind 6,465 - 6 percent

Johenry Nunes, Ind 2,321 - 2 percent

Washington

1,762 of 6,000 precincts - 29 percent

Patty Murray, Dem (i) 245,255 - 47 percent

Dino Rossi, GOP 281,969 - 53 percent

West Virginia

746 of 1,883 precincts - 40 percent -Open

Joe Manchin, Dem 97,191 - 41 percent

John Raese, GOP 100,663 - 43 percent

Jeff Becker, CST 18,741 - 8 percent

Jesse Johnson, Mnt 18,144 - 8 percent

Wisconsin - U.S. Senate 2010

1,740 of 3,608 precincts - 48 percent

Russ Feingold, Dem (i) 355,718 - 40 percent

Ron Johnson, GOP 402,562 - 45 percent

Rob Taylor, CST 131,674 - 15 percent

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