America’s epidemic of Satan-worshiping Republican witch-monsters is alarming our allies from Paris to Riyadh, according to this Google News alert. Why is Christine O’Donnell trying to bomb Paris with Meghan McCain? Can NATO air defenses hit a demon on a broomstick at 45,000 feet? Can the Eiffel Tower Mosque survive a direct hit by Meghan McCain from that distance? Why does David Cameron simply sit with his thumbs up his bum while our interests are threatened in such a hideous, occult manner?
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American political theater rightly both frightens and entertains the rest of the world. We are the Disneyland of Democracy.
Not to worry: British Prime Ministers always sit with their thumbs up their bums.
This practice is informally known as a "double Chamberlain."
Is that anything like a "Boston Marriage"?
While you're on the subject, exactly what does "filling Joe Biden's seat" involve, anyway?
Meghan nick-named her boobs the "dirty bombs".
That's a sammich I could do without.
You owe me a braincleasing.
As a lawyer friend said to me as we watched the prior evening's catch of street walkers brought out for arraignment, "Jesus Crist, you'd have to be one drunk, horny conventioneer to get hard for that!"
One of my rare amusements while working in Kuwait was reading the police blotter in the local English-language newpaper. The cops there were always arresting people for possession of drugs, alcohol, and "witchcraft items," so the Saudis warning the French about witchcraft terror isn't too far out of whack.
President ODonellton of Oxford shall christen the USS Samhain in their honor. Tut tut jolly good.
Video of O'Donnell motorboating Meggers? I'd buy that for a dollar.
In addition to scribing fervent odes of admiration to her boobs, we used to goof on Meghan a lot here. Compared to O'Donnell, now, she seems like a scholar and stateswoman. Meghan McCain: Not INSANE!
Yeah, she's practically the Barbara Tuchman of the Republican party, these days.
…and she's just following her Daddy's example of riding the family money and name to a career.
True.
Not too hard to imagine how much grief she's been getting for not playing along with the GOP's usual ghey=evil, war=fun horseshit.
Wait, have we all forgotten: There is no "France." Ever since Bill O'Reilly destroyed it with his boycott, it is referred to as the country of "Freedom."
That being said, the Saudi's know that thou shalt suffer a witch to live, and I am sure they will take appropriate action and get the Untied States to protect them.
Slow news day when google news image misplacement makes a post. Isn't Angle insulting someone again?
O'Donnell already terrorized France once, when she attended (i.e. walked by) the Sorbonne, and yelled at random passers-bye for not speaking English and engaging in the adultery, fornication and masturbation.
In a memo entitled "McCain-O'Donnell Determined to Strike in France," Saudi Arabia warns of a scheme to fly dirty/sexy elephants on broomsticks into the Notre Dame Cathedral (France's twin towers). The French will have the last laugh, because everyone in France is determined to strike at one time or another.
Boobs Away!
Those Saudi bastards double-crossed us again — after watching Meghan on This Week yesterday (what — they couldn't get someone who actually has a political career?) her brand of self-absorption is exactly the thing to hammer a little humility into the French psyche. I can just hear her now: "Speaking as an overly-privileged narcissistic princess and one of the richest little girls in Arizona, it's clear that everything that happens to me is a microcosm of the greater reality — so it's no wonder you French people can't get anything done since nobody understands that language you speak. Also if you go to the bakery and ask for white bread instead of that narrow crusty stuff they make here, the man behind the counter just stares at you as you shout 'Wonder! Bread! Wonder Bread!' over and over again. And I think it's your socialism that's caused businesses to be so un-customer oriented."
By their expressions, looks like Megs will have no problem getting across Xtine's "Maginot line…"
Yeah, but I'll make some assumptions about Xine's grooming and suggest Meg may get "bogged down in the Ardennes."
Meaghan McCain calling Xtine O'Donnell a "nut job" renews my faith in America. Now if we could just get the two of them in a mud-wrestling Thunderdome, I would probably pay 49.95 for the Pay Per View event.
"Who runs Bible Town!?"
Sadly, the French are bound to remain helplessly mesmerized by the power of the McRack until it is much too late.
"Apres moi, les splooge!"
Christine mesmerizes with her crazy eyes; Meggers mesmerizes with her tits.
Sheela-na-gig Akbar!
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