reanimating the dead

Here’s Your Nightmare Nancy Pelosi Beach Party Cartoon Music Video

Gidget Is Old.With the blue-dog days of summer finally behind us, it’s time for a look back: Remember those sun-drenched days of partying on the beach with Nancy Pelosi and her Bilderberg friends? Neither do we, as we were too busy getting high and drawing Ayn Rand cartoons. Graciously, some Pixar cartoon fetishist has recreated this forgotten fever dream: a music video for the original song, “Recovery Summer,” featuring big-headed nightmare-versions of all your favorite political hacks including Harry Reid, David Axelrod, and Robert Gibbs (topless!) Are you brave enough to witness such a spectacle?

Such a scene can only serve as a prelude to the inevitable torture-porn climax, where the googly-eyed Nancy Pelosi is chased into the jungle and water-boarded until she is killed and devoured by the band.

This is all part of a larger sexual epidemic of animating America’s deepest sexual fantasies, but at least this one was made in AMERICA and not by some communist Taiwanese in Asia somewhere. [YouTube]

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Benjamin Frisch is a comic book artist, and sometimes journalist currently habituating somewhere on the elitist liberal east coast of the United States. His published works include a short lived, but beloved cross-dressing comic strip entitled Maurice Antoinette and some other stuff not worth mentioning. As a journalist, Benjamin somehow contributed to National Public Radio, with his story At the Concert Hall, a Symphony for Space Invaders. Benjamin is currently delaying adulthood as a graduate student, and plans to remain one forever. He can be twittered at Twitter.com/BenjaminFrisch

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46 comments

  1. 4TheTurnstiles

    Why do Republicans love to hate Nancy Pelosi? Did she start a three trillion dollar war on false pretenses and consequently sink our nation into impossibly catastrophic levels of debt while the Chinese buy the oil and mineral wealth of the developing world? Did she take out democratically-elected governments in Iran and Chile for lulz? Can she see her house from Russia or whatever? Seriously, I just don't get the animosity against a woman who gets a tough job done.

    1. Fare la Volpe

      They did the same thing with Hillary. It's easier for troglodytes to spit on a woman and accuse her of being an "affirmative action" hire than actually acknowledge she accomplished something.

    2. JMPEsq

      She's not a real American because she represents San Francisco values; nope, no bigoted dog whistling there.

      1. Tommmcattt

        The big joke is that she was castigated by the San Francisco left for being too moderate. She's never really been a full-on progressive in the truest sense of the word.

  2. LionelHutzEsq

    I'm sure that anyone who saw the cartoon of John Adams Beach Party produced by Thomas Jefferson will know that the founders are smiling down on us today for keeping such a high level of political discourse.

    And at least this isn't clearly from the Communist, like Donald Duck.

    1. Fare la Volpe

      Seriously, what the fuck? I know conservatives have no idea what "the poors" actually do, but you think even they would know we stand in bread lines, cuz where else would we get all that cake?

  3. BaldarTFlagass

    I read the lyrics without sound. So is this like the conservative version of Tom Lehrer, or what?

  4. JMPEsq

    From the way the local Republicans keep running attack ads featuring their opponents with Pelosi, one would think she's the most hated woman in America. Maybe this is results from living inside the right-wing bubble, since polls show that most people either don't pay enough attention to politics to know who the Speaker of the House is, or have an opinion of her ranging between meh, OK and you go girl.

  5. JoeMamased

    When I see lame stuff like this, I more fully appreciate the talents of the guys who do Phineas & Ferb.

    1. Gleem_McShineys

      Republicans tell me that jumping the shart is excellent exercise!

      Wriggling in it is also better than yoga.

  6. loquacioustunes

    This goes down a lot easier if I just mute the sound on the video and play "Lips Like Sugar" instead.

  7. JustPixelz

    The TIDES are literally behind this video. You can see them in the background. I guess Beck was right. BOOM Ouch, my head just exploded.

  8. BaldarTFlagass

    Wait a minute, if I understand it correctly, those are supposed to be caricatures of American political figures? Except for the black couple, I don't recognize anyone; I thought I was watching one of those Taiwanese jobs but done about Canada or Australia or some other country where I don't know anything about the politicians.

  9. bitchincamaro2

    Winger parodies as boring, repetitive, and unmelodic as this one, should be kept to under 0:30.

  10. Gleem_McShineys

    It is about time Wonkette posted Christine O'Donnell's personal collection of Opposite-of-Porn. Such strong medicine! I approve of how it sucks all your desires (including the desire to continue living, which is probably at its core just a desire to continue self-sinning, yes?) right out through your eyeballs. Good job Wonkette, keep destroying those boners! Mine fell completely off just now! THANK YOU.

  11. natoslug

    So . . . is this the republican way of saying "We guarantee we'll fuck our country, put you out of work, raid the treasury and continue to haunt the stalls of our nation's public restrooms but we won't show our happy faces?"

  12. Gleem_McShineys

    Is making this kind of stuff an example of how the Republicans are creating jobs? Your favorite 'shovel-ready' joke goes here: ____________.

  13. skytrucker

    Is this what passes for incisive satire for right-wingers? I was half-way through it before I figured out it was supposed to be anti-Obama. The idea that it was only going to take a summer to recover from the calamitous Bush years–now THAT's funny.

  14. Gleem_McShineys

    If all it takes to make something funny is an oversized head, I guess I've been misunderstanding O'Reilly and Beck's shows all this time.

  15. FlipOffResearch

    These Republicans sound absolutely gleeful that the economy that they fucked up still hasn't recovered yet.

  16. Dr_pangloss

    X-posted from the YouTube video:

    Pretty clever ad I'll admit. To bad it doesn't show the white pasty nude orgy that happened before the Obama Beach Party. Took them months to clear the vomit, trash and passed out conservative pork and blubber off the beach.

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