REANIMATING THE DEAD  1:52 pm October 18, 2010

Here’s Your Nightmare Nancy Pelosi Beach Party Cartoon Music Video

by Benjamin Frisch

Gidget Is Old.With the blue-dog days of summer finally behind us, it’s time for a look back: Remember those sun-drenched days of partying on the beach with Nancy Pelosi and her Bilderberg friends? Neither do we, as we were too busy getting high and drawing Ayn Rand cartoons. Graciously, some Pixar cartoon fetishist has recreated this forgotten fever dream: a music video for the original song, “Recovery Summer,” featuring big-headed nightmare-versions of all your favorite political hacks including Harry Reid, David Axelrod, and Robert Gibbs (topless!) Are you brave enough to witness such a spectacle?

Such a scene can only serve as a prelude to the inevitable torture-porn climax, where the googly-eyed Nancy Pelosi is chased into the jungle and water-boarded until she is killed and devoured by the band.

This is all part of a larger sexual epidemic of animating America’s deepest sexual fantasies, but at least this one was made in AMERICA and not by some communist Taiwanese in Asia somewhere. [YouTube]

 
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{ 46 comments }

Buzz Feedback October 18, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Is the intended audience for this clip capable of reading the subtitles?

4TheTurnstiles October 18, 2010 at 1:58 pm

Why do Republicans love to hate Nancy Pelosi? Did she start a three trillion dollar war on false pretenses and consequently sink our nation into impossibly catastrophic levels of debt while the Chinese buy the oil and mineral wealth of the developing world? Did she take out democratically-elected governments in Iran and Chile for lulz? Can she see her house from Russia or whatever? Seriously, I just don't get the animosity against a woman who gets a tough job done.

Benjamin Frisch October 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm

She's a WOMYN

4TheTurnstiles October 18, 2010 at 2:10 pm

and FUGLY. thanks, I forgot.

walstib October 18, 2010 at 2:20 pm

And also, refuses to pimp out a rent-a-tard as her love child…

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm

They did the same thing with Hillary. It's easier for troglodytes to spit on a woman and accuse her of being an "affirmative action" hire than actually acknowledge she accomplished something.

JMPEsq October 18, 2010 at 2:27 pm

She's not a real American because she represents San Francisco values; nope, no bigoted dog whistling there.

V572625694 October 18, 2010 at 2:32 pm

Just don't let anyone know she's really from Balmer.

Tommmcattt October 18, 2010 at 8:00 pm

The big joke is that she was castigated by the San Francisco left for being too moderate. She's never really been a full-on progressive in the truest sense of the word.

Plowmon October 18, 2010 at 8:20 pm

"We have to pass the bill so you can, uh, find out what's in it…"

LionelHutzEsq October 18, 2010 at 2:02 pm

I'm sure that anyone who saw the cartoon of John Adams Beach Party produced by Thomas Jefferson will know that the founders are smiling down on us today for keeping such a high level of political discourse.

And at least this isn't clearly from the Communist, like Donald Duck.

el_chupacabra October 18, 2010 at 2:03 pm

there is a cheese line? i want

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Seriously, what the fuck? I know conservatives have no idea what "the poors" actually do, but you think even they would know we stand in bread lines, cuz where else would we get all that cake?

BaldarTFlagass October 18, 2010 at 2:03 pm

I read the lyrics without sound. So is this like the conservative version of Tom Lehrer, or what?

el_donaldo October 18, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Pelosi's got much bigger tits in real life.

elviouslyqueer October 18, 2010 at 2:11 pm

So does Robert Gibbs, bless his heart.

Lascauxcaveman October 18, 2010 at 2:06 pm

Creepy, yet incredibly unfunny, with a beat you can dance to. I'll give it a 2, Dick.

Gleem_McShineys October 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm

There's a two-dick minimum here at Citizens United Holes of Glory Cartoon Emporium.

JMPEsq October 18, 2010 at 2:10 pm

From the way the local Republicans keep running attack ads featuring their opponents with Pelosi, one would think she's the most hated woman in America. Maybe this is results from living inside the right-wing bubble, since polls show that most people either don't pay enough attention to politics to know who the Speaker of the House is, or have an opinion of her ranging between meh, OK and you go girl.

Badonkadonkette October 18, 2010 at 2:10 pm

This was made in America? No wonder we're shipping jobs overseas.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 18, 2010 at 2:11 pm

Who says Harry Reid is boring?

JoeMamased October 18, 2010 at 2:13 pm

When I see lame stuff like this, I more fully appreciate the talents of the guys who do Phineas & Ferb.

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2010 at 2:15 pm

I just sharted lyrics better than these. Jesus.

Gleem_McShineys October 18, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Republicans tell me that jumping the shart is excellent exercise!

Wriggling in it is also better than yoga.

loquacioustunes October 18, 2010 at 2:19 pm

This goes down a lot easier if I just mute the sound on the video and play "Lips Like Sugar" instead.

Kidneys4Sale October 18, 2010 at 2:22 pm

fapfapfapfapfapfap…

JustPixelz October 18, 2010 at 2:19 pm

The TIDES are literally behind this video. You can see them in the background. I guess Beck was right. BOOM Ouch, my head just exploded.

BaldarTFlagass October 18, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Wait a minute, if I understand it correctly, those are supposed to be caricatures of American political figures? Except for the black couple, I don't recognize anyone; I thought I was watching one of those Taiwanese jobs but done about Canada or Australia or some other country where I don't know anything about the politicians.

bitchincamaro2 October 18, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Winger parodies as boring, repetitive, and unmelodic as this one, should be kept to under 0:30.

SayItWithWookies October 18, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Thank you Republicans, for making me miss the incisive satire of PJ O'Rourke.

Gleem_McShineys October 18, 2010 at 2:33 pm

It is about time Wonkette posted Christine O'Donnell's personal collection of Opposite-of-Porn. Such strong medicine! I approve of how it sucks all your desires (including the desire to continue living, which is probably at its core just a desire to continue self-sinning, yes?) right out through your eyeballs. Good job Wonkette, keep destroying those boners! Mine fell completely off just now! THANK YOU.

weejee October 18, 2010 at 2:33 pm

Annette was doing fairly well dancing. Did she get some Obamarcare stem cell work for her MS?

natoslug October 18, 2010 at 2:53 pm

So . . . is this the republican way of saying "We guarantee we'll fuck our country, put you out of work, raid the treasury and continue to haunt the stalls of our nation's public restrooms but we won't show our happy faces?"

DCHatesMe October 18, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Crap you'd find on John Boehner's ipod.

Gleem_McShineys October 18, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Is making this kind of stuff an example of how the Republicans are creating jobs? Your favorite 'shovel-ready' joke goes here: ____________.

skytrucker October 18, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Is this what passes for incisive satire for right-wingers? I was half-way through it before I figured out it was supposed to be anti-Obama. The idea that it was only going to take a summer to recover from the calamitous Bush years–now THAT's funny.

7pilesofwisdom October 18, 2010 at 3:56 pm

To say this is labored would be an insult to work.

Gleem_McShineys October 18, 2010 at 4:48 pm

If all it takes to make something funny is an oversized head, I guess I've been misunderstanding O'Reilly and Beck's shows all this time.

Plowmon October 18, 2010 at 8:22 pm

Lighten up and enjoy the entertainment!

FlipOffResearch October 18, 2010 at 5:13 pm

These Republicans sound absolutely gleeful that the economy that they fucked up still hasn't recovered yet.

lulzmonger October 18, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Oh fuck. This thing is full of ugly & fail.

aisai October 18, 2010 at 8:58 pm

Complaints about the lack of economic recovery always make the most groovylicious lyrics

transfatz October 19, 2010 at 12:49 am

Beach Recovery Bingo needs more Sugar Kane.

donner_froh October 19, 2010 at 1:48 am

Two important things that Taiwanese puppet videos have that are missing here:

1) humor

2) insane sex-dogs jumping out of a computer screen

Dr_pangloss October 19, 2010 at 10:53 am

X-posted from the YouTube video:

Pretty clever ad I'll admit. To bad it doesn't show the white pasty nude orgy that happened before the Obama Beach Party. Took them months to clear the vomit, trash and passed out conservative pork and blubber off the beach.

supernoun October 19, 2010 at 11:59 pm

Oh, god, I want to die.

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