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Who knew Carl Paladino would be so much fun, what with his homosexual gay-man night clubs and the boobies and the gay parades? We thought he was just an ignorant boring gazillionaire creep who forced racist porn on his underlings!

Crazy Carl realized his “hate da gayz” thing was falling off the Twitter Rankings or whatever, so he got a new belief: Loving the gays. In fact, now he says Andrew Cuomo doesn’t love gays enough — not as much as Carl “I am basically gay” Paladino.

What other Republican Family Values does Paladino practice, for rent? Abortion! He is the landlord for the abortion clinic. So he’s one of the few people actually profiting from Abortion, which is kind of awesome in a way, if you are a creep. And he is a creep:

(NEW YORK) — The anti-abortion Republican candidate for New York Governor is the landlord of a Planned Parenthood …. On his website, Paladino calls abortion a “fundamental assault on the sanctity of innocent human life.”


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