Sorry we ran out! You guys bought them all, is what happened. But we’ve got fresh new stacks of ALL FOUR (4) DESIGNS for Ladies & Gentlemens: Don’t Teabag On Me, Palin Apocalypse, Tea Party Time and Walnuts Forever! The good people at the Factory in Austin are cranking out more as we type these words, and if you order now (and choose UPS Ground to be safe) you will have your new shirts in time for that Comedy Central rally on the National Mall on October 30, if that is what you desire. [WonketteMart]
IN TIME FOR THAT RALLY THING!
October 15, 2010
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You guys bought them all
Sowwy.
in time for that Comedy Central rally on the National Mall on October 30
Don't the professional ethics standards for Wonkette commenters disallow attendance?
Wonkette style ethics is an interesting concept.
No, I'm sure we can support the principle of taking the extreme views out of politics and keeping them where they belong: the comments section of our favourite blog.
Only if you bring a hip flask.
Finally something to keep my nipples from getting cold.
Assuming you are female, I am more than happy to do it. Plus, I won't charge as much.
These shirts are OK but where are the Wonkette themed shirts? Sexy wonkette drawing or just the glasses or (just tossing this out here) "You can't spell Ken Layne without Kenyan". Too obscure?
(By the way, shouldn't the spell checker recognize Wonkette as a real word?
Some of Lauri Apple's drawings would be GREAT for t-shirts!
I wouldn't mind a crazed, smoking Ayn Rand.
Edit: I should point out that I am using "smoking" as a verb, not an adjective, in the above sentence.
Glasses. Want Want Want
Ditto
Agreed!
Per nappyduggs' suggestion: Warblog/Cunt Brigade 2012!
With Glasses? Yes!
How about a t-shirt with:
Official Obamacare Baby's Snatcher
With a picture of a hammer and sicle.
Cool!
STILL nothing bigger than fucking XL's??? Size-ist fucks.
Again, Again, Again, Agreed.
That's FUNNY, to lie, as I am looking at the XXLs in every shirt design right now, on the WonketteMart.com site.
Not teh designs I'M looking at on there!!!1
Or Wonkette Diapers. They are truly missing a market.
Sort of the opposite of their Coulter book tradition, where they buy them up then give them to wingnuts for free.
Another request: the coiled rattler, with the legend "Don't Tread On Me — Tread On Him."
Also, whatever is on the front, the Wonkette logo on the backside, between the shoulder blades, would be cool design. I'd buy them for my family members for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa.
Need a Xtine O'Donnell shirt. Maybe with "I'm not a witch. I'm you." on it.
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