Unloved circus bear Sarah Palin has big plans to become President Queen of God’s America soon, because not even a majority of Republicans can tolerate her reality-teevee idiot antics, but in the meantime she needed to squeeze some more Hollywood Millions out of her favorite place, Hollywood. And that means a Sarah Palin TeeVee Show, on the basic-cable “how pizza works” channel for the obese & unemployed, “History Channel.” “The Learning Channel.” (Ha, what?)
Unless she quits halfway through like she quits everything else, for eight exciting episodes Sarah will introduce other illiterates to the best state Sarah knows about, in terms of her vulgar house being there, and also a lot of Taco Bells and hospitals you can easily pay off to hide Trig’s birth records, because Good Gravy who tosses hundred dollar bills around like that? (Not Sarah when she’s tipping, ha ha!)
Well, anyway, here’s this piece of shit:
Please be super kind when reviewing this craven attempt to squeeze a few million moar from Sarah’s low-rent notoriety. We like the “original version” a lot better:
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It's on TLC, right? Or do the quotes around "History Channel" signify something (like "TLC")?
TLC, owned by Discovery, are for shows that aren't up to Discover Channel quality but better than History Channel.
Dr. Zhai Hawass = Discovery
Sarah Palin = TLC
Pawn Stars = History
I'm going to have to DVR it 'cuz most sundays (9, 8 central) I'm out in the garage, mixin' up a new bath o' meth,
Sorry, couldn't watch the clip; current events have me way over my limit for mindless drivel for the week. Next week doesn't look good for it, either, sorry.
"HOW COME WE CAN'T EVER JUST BE SATISFIED WITH TRANQUILITY?!" /screechy
Cognitive dissonance, thy name is Sarah Palin.
The only thing that could make this richer is History Channel showing it in re-runs back-to-back with all their Hitler specials showing him stomping around Berchtesgaden.
The producers must have left that in on purpose. There's no way they missed the horrible irony of it.
Yeah, how come we can't ever be just satisfied with the tranquility of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge? Hmm, Sarah?
It's hard to appreciate the tranquility with all the assault rifle fire, moose screams, and redneck brawls.
You forgot the meth lab fires and explosions.
"HAHHOWW KKAHMM WEE KANN TEFFER JESS BEE SADDISFIEH'D WIVV TRRANKQUIEWILLLIDDY!!!"
I use a recording of it for pest control…
'Snowbilly's Alaska' should fit right in with the shows about the midgets (errr…."little people"), polygamists, pageant brats & "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant' shows. TLC: PBS for rednecks.
I blame "Trading Spaces" for opening the door.
The only things I've learned the few times I watched TLC is:
1) Don't marry Kate Gosselin
2) White US Americans are really strange
3) TLC's for retards
TLC's has taught me a few other things:
1) Lots of Americans are so dumb they either don't know how to slip a bit of rubber over a dick, or actually think having a baby at 15 is gonna be super-fun.
2) Little people just want to be treated like everybody else, and are just so cute and funny when exploited on the TV
3) All women are obsessed with weddings, babies and cakes; or else TLC is just a wee bit sexist.
There's a show called "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"?
Let's see, the Google…
Jeebus, there really is a show called "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant."
And in it, women tell stories about being surprised when they birth a baby. How the hell…I mean, what the fuck…I mean,…
Fuck it. Actually, that explains a lot…
HOW COME WE CAN'T EVER JUST BE SATISFIED WITH TRANQUILITY!?!?!11!!!
Because you keep talking, Sarah.
Weird, I was sure I deleted my comment as soon as I realized that seppdecker beat me to the punch…
The internet is hard.
Her voice could be used to strip paint–it grates like rubbing sandpaper on your nipples.
Eight shows? How could anyone listen to that affectless screech for more than eight seconds?
One person's screech is another's starburst.
Wonder what James Lee would have done once he heard about this. Oh wait..
"Unless she quits halfway through like she quits everything else"
Au contraire, mon frère. The Snowbilly ain't never gonna quit grifting.
Ah, the new "C-note"
Oy Vey, are you saying the Teabaggers succeeded in taking our country back by not only keeping "In God We Trust" prominently displayed on the face of our currency, but by making it Creationist dollars?
Does that also too make it hard earned and exceptional?
I was thinking more of "a C-word on a C-note"
Sarah can't hold my attention anymore, now that Chrissy has a spell over me.
Sure, now that we know Chrissy has had recreational sex….Thank you Wonkette!
"Only One Agenda" – That would be 'shameless self-promotion,' correct?
i blame the lamestream basic cable stations.
I thought it was 'milk as much money from the system as possible'
Little Trig. Oh buddy.
And of course we believe that Sarah and her family hoofed it up that glacier — off camera were the helicopter that got them there, the portable kitchen, bathroom and green room where she warmed up, drank espresso and yelled at underlings while waiting for the crew to set up, and the poor bastard who had to pull Sarah along on a sled while she moved her legs pretending to ski.
And bendy straws, goddammit, fucking bendy straws, if her straws don't bend, heads will roll.
Now that…that's it…..out takes, camera crew, and background…that might be watchable…I'm thinking turkey slaughterhouse quality…
Doesn't this make her one of the Hollywood elite now?
This is something that needs to be posted in every Team Sarah thread ever, forever.
Since Discovery and TLC are headquartered in Bethesda. So maybe it makes her a Washington elitist.
She's part of the new Alaska Hollywood — "Asswood," as it's commonly known.
With all her goddamned millions, why the fuck can't she go and buy some godamned gs?
I just love your puppy, its like [s]he's looking at me all cute and stuff.
Thanks, she's a cutie. Shes a six-pound terror. She likes nothing more than to chase wild turkeys and deer, and they always run from her. I'm not sure which ones are dumber, her or the much-bigger deer.
I have a cairn and a westie, they chase birds, they can spot a bird 1,000 feet up, and they chase after and try to bring it down with their hypersonic earsplitting death-shriek-barks.
I have a miniature schnauzer, and she seems to think she could destroy our bird and squirrel population if she was just thismuch taller or could climb the tree. I have no doubt she'd go after a deer, bear or pit bull with lipstick in a heartbeat – and probably hold her own for a while.
Hmmmmmmm, Wild Turkey.
Booker's, Dan-O
"I'd rather be out here than in some dusty political office."
Strange, that's what I'd rather. Also.
And she said she'd do it for free.
It gave me a troubling, lip trembling introspective moment that perhaps, for a bright shining moment, Sarah was finally progressing her maturity level beyond her arrested development due to Valley [both Whiskey Tango and geographical] constraints – and desiring to get back to her false narrative roots and just enjoy bein a mama grizzly in such a thirsty clean coal environment, that YES ALASKA, there will be a tomorrow cause she is no longer workin hard to shake things up and usher in the Rapture. . .
My bad, she said "I'd rather be out here being free."
"We are somewhere that *UURRRRRGGGHHH* people dream about!"
Sarah Palin, ladies and gentlemen. Hates animals, hates nature, and if you read between the lines, hates everything about Alaska but the phat lootz she's made from it, and Taco Bell.
This show will never see the air. Once she gets "serious" about running for president, that will be the end of it. I mean, c'mon, there are even more Taco Bells in the Lower 48. And TLC, welcome to Conflict of Interest Land.
I give up. Which video is the "joke" one?
This one…………………………………………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEG6PVRUubQ&fe...
Can you believe that blithering idiot got elected?
A 17 minute answer?! What happened to clear, sensible, thoughtful answers to all of our problems like "drill, baby, drill'?
You simple minded dipshit.
Yeah, insects do think that humans are "simple minded". So what are you ? A termite? Piss ant? Ooh, ooh, I've got it. A dung beetle.
Heh heh heh.
That's an amazing comeback. Are you a six year old retarded child?
Yeah, I'm a dung beetle. And I'm gonna roll a terd like you all the way back to BriefBarf.tv or wherever you came from.
'Yeah, insects do think that humans are "simple minded".'
Huh?
You seem to be having a hard time getting the hang of this 'trolling' thing- what with getting your nouns confused and all.
Maybe they'd be happier if he'd go back to using a teleprompter.
Idiot? You just proved he was better than I already thought. Apparently he has the super-power to talk in fast-forward.
The jackass wasn't actually talking in fast forward. It's a trick we humans can do with video. I mean, who really wants to listen to "..there's a hole in your roof ……… blah, blah, blah……." for a whole 17 minutes?
I know what you mean. I miss the days when politics was dressing up in a pimp suit and trying to fuck a CNN reporter on your sex boat.
You fucking dumbass.
This says all we need to know about conservatives, that you think giving a long, thoughtful, nuanced response to a question is somehow a negative and worthy of childish mockery.
"The jackass wasn't actually talking in fast forward. It's a trick we humans can do with video."
**sigh**
I might as well be trying to explain why the chicken crossed the road to you, since I doubt you could comprehend that joke either.
"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that."
Wouldn't "We can have our cake and eat it too", have been more to the point?
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Yeah, that quote was pretty stupid, wasn't it? Guess who said it…
Sarah Palin.
A show about fake historical figures.
All that occult Jeebus shit makes me long for the days of "The Hitler Channel."
the evolution will not be televised.
She could take The Li'l Retard on the Cooking Channel, where he could be a vegetable.
Too soon?
I like how at the end of the first ad she uses Trig's hand to scratch the ringworm on her face.
That second one, though, was no doubt funded using government money.
I'm sure we'll all get Learned.
Well, it started with heavy petting behind the "power sports" dealership, then moved to handjobs in the back of an extended-cab pickup, and was finally fully consummated in a dressing room at the Wasilla TJ Maxx.
so THAT's what i heard in the next changing room. I thought from the moaning that James O'Keefe was in there, practicing.
I regret that I have but one fuck to give, about this monstrous cunt. Fuck her and Toad and sprocket (now I know what that band's name was about) and camshaft and the proptard unaborted campaign baby and fuck all of her pigfucking retard followers, too.
Don't drag TtWS into this! What did they ever do to you?
They did the very worst thing one can do to another person, they bored me, with their droning boringness. Ramones or get the fuck out.
YES!
Dead Kennedys . Also.
Yes, and Minor Threat, also.
Oh come on, just cuz' you need an attention span longer than two minutes…
Bam-bam-ba-ba-bam—bam-bam-ba-ba-bam
Calm the fuck down, Prommie! You're going to make yourself sick!
(Awww, and you WERE in such a good mood….)
Obviously stimulus funds used to create the alt-vid version. No one would do that kind of thing unless the Obamaton paid for it.
And since Ms Palin would rather be free in Alaska than running for some political office (if I heard her screechin' voice correctly), I am now in favor of an Alaska Wildlife Refuge — that is a place in Alaska with no laws whatsoever to impede freedom-loving wild living. It may become crowded as TP'ers surge northward, but Second Amendment* Remedies will "thin the herd".
________________
* Fooled you: There's no 2nd amendment in the law-free AWR.
It sounded to me like she said "I'd rather be out here bein' freaked," which is something I'd pay to avoid seeing.
Can't wait for the episode with her and Ted Nugent machine-gunning wildlife from a helicopter gunboat.
how do you maintain that p rating?
Infiltrating Breitbart has it's hazards.
Given the depths you have had to plumb in order to get it, that p rating carries more gravitas than the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Sure it's great now. But I may not feel that way the morning of November 3, when, I have been assured, I will be hunted down and shot, like the racist dog that I am.
Yeah, um… just be sure to double-bag it.
The second video petty Sarah made just for liberals.
There's plenty of room in Washington for Sarah Palin — in the unemployment queue.
she really has no shame. i wonder if she ever looks herself in the eye in the mirror and says, "oh, sarah, you pathetic, shallow, lying, grasping icon of all that is venal and corrupting in america, what is to become of you on the day of judgement?"
nah. what was i thinking, she never does that.
People as dumb as Sarah have no self-awareness, and when joined to a giant ego like hers they become incapable of feeling shame, they think everything they do is right and never feel doubts. See 2001-2009 for how disastrous having one of them in charge can be.
I have known many a stupid lawyer win a bad case, because they were too stupid to know that they should lose. It made me sad, I had to quit.
Been there, bashed my head into brick wall, finally had to give it up.
She looks out on us, and dreams of how she will condemn us, on the day when she gets to dispense judgment. Just the opposite. With Toadtard whispering encouragement in her ear, the vile pigeyed shitbag that he is.
Thanks for that. I get tired of people giving Toad a pass as if he's just another one of her victims. He could pull down the tent on this circus act if he wanted to.
"I'd rather be doing this than being stuck in some dumpy old political office."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *gasps for air* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
and that's a damned good thing, b/c she is much more likely to wander around Alaska than occupy any political office, dumpy or no.
Soon from the TLC! Christine O'Donnell's "Delaware"! See how she attempts to conceal the Delaware Water Gap for being too suggestive! Delaware's heartwarming Christian Rock scene! Christine's Delaware, it'll bewitch your eyes!
That Gap there, thats in Joisey-Pennsy, up in Biden country, near Dunder-Mifflin.
No, the Delaware show would feature:
- beaches and horseshoe crabs
- intensive poultry production
- tax free shopping
- toll roads.
Don't forget the massive credit-card companies!!!
True, and the tax evading registration of barges and other vessels that stay within US waters.
And strippers! Never forget the strippers.
Yes, thank Goodness MSNBC also ran her hate speech that she gave yesterday, all "shovel ready, stupid Obama, don'tcha, hopey, changey". I mean they can't interview her, or debunk her nonsense, but the LSM sure gives her publicity and talks about her endlessly.
You Been Played.
When mom's is always to busy showboating in front of cameras to be at home, or govern the state, you've got the run of the house.
Yup, every frame a truth to behold, just like the family driving from Alaska to Hollywood in the camper to proudly watch Nu-Virgin Bristol get mock-banged on the floor for teevee.
OMG! Lookit! Sarah actually touches her newest kid, Trog, or whatever. Doesn't she usually hand it off to somebody else, the way she handed off her stuffy old boring Governorship so she could get out there into the wonderful wilderness of sound checks and…well…checks?
Well things are looking up. I went to the bank to deposit my check and stopped off at the NH State Liquor store (truly a destination for the budget minded imbiber.). I have my whiskey ration, plus I picked two small bottles of Brookers. Yes, I'm drinking at work. A friend of mine called me an alcoholic, but I corrected her. I think I'm a drunk. Don't alcoholics go to meetings?
Anyway… I have turned on the liquor shield. Sarah can't hurt me now.
Scottie, set the liquor shield to "Bourbon."
Capt'n…I cannae dae that…the glasses won't taek much more o'this.
An alcoholic will admit that she is powerless over the stuff, join AA, and obsess about coffee and cigarettes the rest of her life – until her next "slip". Or as Scottie once said when asked what kind of liquor he was serving, "It's green".
Ah, state liquor states! One sort of socialism the right-tards don't seem to mind.
"HOW COME WE CAN'T EVER JUST BE SATISFIED WITH TRANQUILITY???!!!!"
Why is this horrifying screeching allowed in an avalanche zone??
This is why I will only watch this slag with the sound turned off. I learned my lesson way back during her nomination acceptance speech that her voice inspires bad thoughts.
Glad to see that most of her ideas of "fun" involved consuming fossil fuels and eating, shooting or abusing animals.
My oh my, Sarah; what a beige house you have.
Yes, she better enjoy her deal on TLC because she's not getting a gig on HGTV anytime soon.
The producers of "Lone Star" just slit their wrists.
I know, right? The Sarah on TLC taints Clinton and Stacey. I'll bet they're plenty mad.
Well-played.
That "C" note has "specimen" all over it. Unfortunately, Sarah's not in a sealed plastic bag with "specimen" next to the pathologist's signature.
But does she kick children in the face on this show?
this particular 15 minutes of fame appears to be stuck in a time space loop.
kinda like the pandorica: it swallows all of time and leaves only a black void.
Palin thinks cotton candy is made out of meat?
We all have dreams. In fact, if she would just focus on making that a reality for the rest of her life instead of ruining the country, I'd be fine with that.
How much of what they show on "Sarah's Alaska" will be federally protected park land?
"All of them."
No boys go upstairs! You have your sex like all REAL™ Alaskans do. Methed out on the bearskin rug in front of the First Dude.
Sarah Palin
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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If you really want to impale your sanity, play both the videos at the same time.
She literally is Armageddon.
Ha ha, suck it, all you busted down clown car cunts!
This money eating uterus monster only had to dislodge four dumb little fucks before she scored her own reality show.
"Uterus monster". Ha!
By that formula, the vulgarian hall-of-famer Octo-cunt must have two reality shows in the queue.
Three and a half. She had six kids before she pooped out that last litter.
Is 'stairs' is a family nickname for Bristol?
The woman needs to run a phone sex hotline for masochists. That voice…
You know what'd really get great ratings? A Sarah Palin-Alaska-Survivorman type show. Every week she gets dumped out in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness, and armed with just a soggy pack of matches, small pen knife, and a few old pieces of beef jerky, has to make her way 300 miles back to civilization. I'd watch for sure.
The show would be better without a camera crew. Or a camera
A Sarah Palin show on The Learning Channel is nearly as appropriate as a series about the minutiae of violent bulimia on the Food Network.
No "upstairs" action? Damn. Well, maybe the "backdoor" is still open.
The horror…the horror.
Behold Sarah fighting upstream for the people of Alaska, and a few million dollars.
I'd rather be here squeezing a few more millions out of the rubes than in some stuffy government office where I'd have to quit soon anyway.
Bristol, BRISTOL! No boys upstairs and only one cock in your mouth at a time downstairs. This family has values!
What could be better than being free?? Being free of these goddamn greedy Palin idiots.
Somebody needs to tell them to get off the fuckin stage. I really despise that woman.
I suspect she's also a tad jealous of Chrissy O'Dumbshit, too, for making her look old.
Being old also makes Sarah look old, though. The wingnuts will still pretend she's attractive.
Kitchen floor.
Oh man, someone was playing a clip of that first interview with Couric the other day. Man, revisit that shit. It'll blow your mind that she's still around. I mean, there is no feasible reason. Just none!
Progressivism: Insect mentality. "What a wonderful little hive we would have if you all would just listen to your queen and be good little worker bees. From each little, insignificant, worthless individual according to his means, to each according to his needs. And the queens (progressive leaders) need a lot. Get busy."
Good lord, I've stumbled into an ant nest. Nasty little insects everywhere on this site. Can't wait for November 2nd when the extermination of progressivism can begin. Enjoy the DDT (Dump Dimocrats Today), bugs. Heheh
Carrying coal to Newcastle, di_da?
Just seeing what it's like behind enemy lines. It smells funny. Well, not really funny, but you know, foul. Did you read any of the bios? One clown says his pastimes include "touching little girls in their swimsuit area". Guess they don't know the difference between edgy and perverted. I'm reminded of the movie ID 4, when after "mind melding" with the alien, Bill Pullman (the President) says, "Nuke 'em."
"It smells funny."
It's that peculiar mix of KY gel and sulfur.
""touching little girls in their swimsuit area"."
'Sounds about like an Obama voter.
Now you're just ripping off Hugo Chavez's jokes and adding you're own personal gay twist. I guess that's original for a total dumbass.
I'd really like to know why you extremists hate America.
I mean, come on… For the Troops!
Nuke 'em, huh? You want to kill, right? Want to kill the alien insects? Put them in a mass grave?
Alright, well, that's what you want to do. We'll get you a cell between the guy who stabs muslim cab drivers and the guy who put the bomb in times square.
You fucking right wing terrorist.
I came over to see, as well. I can't stay long or I'll have to fumigate.
'Makes ya' wanna shower with Comet and and a stiff brush, doesn't it?
They don't even know the world they exist in is so limited. That is bad enough. Why do they have to ooze filth, too?
Hey, if your sister gave you crabs, don't blame it on us.
Translation: My plate of chili fries is about to get cold. mmmmm….chili fries.
A conservative accusing progressives of having a hive mind? Man, you idiots really are the masters of projection.
It's true, bug boy, progressives are insects. Folks at Breitbart disagree all the time. We have fiscal conservative/social conservatives, fiscal conservative/social liberals, libertarians, and a few old guard, big government Republicans (who drive me up the wall), but all I see here is group-think, and the think part is a stretch. Nothing constructive, just vile hatred toward a woman who has zero power (at least for now). And the quips about Trig are way out of line, but hey, it's your hive, say what you will. It's instructive. Now where is my magnifying glass? ; )
Einstein (before you claim that Einstein was a socialist, reread his paper on socialism, and pay particular attention to the last paragraph or two) said that insanity was doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Socialism has been tried many times, and always ends in abject failure. Progressives want to try again. They expect a different result. As Einstein would say, "Ya, dees peeple are coo-coo for cocoa puffs".
What do people at BrietBarf disagree about? Which items should be included on your sex boat? What color pimp hat to wear?
You are a bunch of fucking clowns.
They disagree about which is more important: hating the poor, the gays, women, black people, Mexicans, Muslims, atheists, or Jews.
Whose office to bug?
Keep on disagreeing amongst yourselves. At some point, we'll see the Teabagger Movement begin to impose litmus tests on everything. And, if the litmus test is failed, your authoritarian movement will begin to implement the "final solution" to all that disagree. You better start buying up a whole lotta vacant real proppity to establish the lebensraum to house all of those requiring the "final solution."
FAIL.
Can't call people insects & claim moral high-ground … at least not without the armbands, the jackboots & the panzers. Yes, I guess my lack of faith in St. Reagan & St. Rand makes me a degenerate "insect" – that's the EXACT term a certain Austrian ex-painter used to descibe both socialists & Jews – over & over & over again.
Also, I've been to several of Andrew "Goebbels Junior" Breitbart's "Big Lie" websites, & real disagreement over anything substantial there is rare as hell.
PS – Your stupid is showing, & using big words or referring to Einstein won't hide it.
Logic or GTFO.
First, and hopefully you won't see this as condescending, but ya do realize this is a satirical site? Now with apologies for TL/DR…
I haz to agree with you that a hive mind is not a good thing, and these damned intertubes afford far too easy access for people to surround themselves with those of a similar persuasion and thus reinforce specious thinking. With that caveat, it is my experience that folks in the main to the right of center are significantly more guilty of hiving than those on the left. I'm not talking about the wackjobs way to the right like the Klan or Nazis (neo or otherwise) or the left like Stalinists or Maoists, but those within say three standard deviations of the political center. Will Rogers' old saw "I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!" was founded in truth, and is still true today. Ya gotta admit that most Repubican candidates do a much better job of staying on the company message than do the Demrats. If you dig around this site, you'll find that one of the favorite pastimes for us libtarded Wonketteers is to argue. For example, we frequently remind our official gunz and ammo adviser Neilist that he's an asshole. BTW, you'd prob'ly be surprised how many libtards who post here own gunz and are vets too and also.
Seems to me, the arch-typical Teatard is afraid of change, and not just because it was a campaign buzzword for Prez. Barry Hussein. The history of Conservatism is filled with groups that rather than modify or refine their position, fall in the trap of supporting what becomes in the main unsupportable. Take for example the construct of racial/class superiority. Let's hop in the wayback machine and start with a conservtard position of say what was laid-out in Hobbes' Leviathan. In the years that follow we see consistent pecking away at that position that say reached a head with the American and French revolutions. In the 1840s and 1850s the American nativists, theKnow-Nothings, started peeing down both legs, and that's hard to do if you a guy unless you have a very small penis, about all the damn Micks and Dagos immigrating from Ireland and Italy. Along strictly racial lines we saw it here in the American civil war (and no that wasn't fought about state's rights if was fought over FUCKING SLAVERY) and in Africa in Algeria, Rhodesia, and South Africa. In all these case a core group could not accept that the social and scientific support they had previously enjoyed and moved, had changed, and as Noam Millman said:
…the defender of the traditional understanding is left with only one actual argument: if I give this up, I will have surrendered everything. And so I will never give up."
di_da_is_awful and Kevin 'Dada Idi' Stowell, do you think we should still have slavery in America, or that women should not be allowed to vote? No, of course not (he says hopefully). Then is the legacy of being a re-tread Know-Nothing what you want on your tombstone?
Where to begin? First, nazi stands for "national SOCIALIST" and is left wing. So is fascism. Whoever came up with one offshoot of big oppressive government on one side of the spectrum, and another form of big oppressive government on the other side, was either confused, or, more likely, was trying to confuse others. What we on the right want is a VERY small federal government. …………
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oGdWe147lMNBkA7v1XNyo...
You say I'm afraid of change? Hahahhah. In my lifetime the federal government has been big and bloated and is ever growing more so. I want to CHANGE that. It's your side that wants to continue down this road, a road that has been traveled many times and always ends in failure.
The Democrat Party is the party of slavery and the KKK. And don't give me that bullshit about the "southern strategy". If all the racist dimocrats became Republicans, then why do dimocrats still love Woodrow Wilson, FDR and LBJ, and Republicans hate those vile racists? Besides, I know what is in my heart, and listening to people with whom I disagree call me a racist makes me dismiss EVERYTHING that those folks say, Espousing the virtues and benefits of self reliance and personal responsibility is not racist.
And as far as tombstones go, if we keep on the road we're on, most of us (you included, many of the "useful idiots" are the first to go) won't have tombstones. Just a mass grave in the middle of a forrest.
See, what fascism is is people calling people insects and then threatening to put them into mass graves. That's you. That's right wing. That's nazism.
Plus, you can have a small, weak, government, but then don't be surprised when corporations take over your life and it becomes legal for your kids to work in sweatshops. Government is the people dipshit. We elect them, if you can keep a democracy going. Which people like you are busy destroying every day.
Goddamn you're a retard.
There's always the big question: when right-winger says something so ludicrously wrong, mind-bogginly ignorant as "Nazis were liberals!", are they really that stupid that actually something so completely wrong, or are they just lying? The same question applies many of their other ridiculous, inaccurate claims, like "dur dah foundin' fathers was all Cristians" or "Ev'ry scientest inn da world iz lieing an dere iz no globall warmin'".
Poor job at name calling, nothing original. ; )
Even worse with your facts. Nothing wrong with corporations, what you're worried about is monopolies. Monopolies can't exist without GOVERNMENT help. Try finding a history teacher who is not a marxist. You might learn something useful.
Main Entry:fas£cism
Pronunciation:*fa-*shi-z*m also *fa-*si-
Function:noun
Etymology:Italian fascismo, from fascio bundle, fasces, group, from Latin fascis bundle & fasces fasces
Date:1921
In other words, the Obama administration and the tyranny of the Demmunists.
1 often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition
2 : a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control *early instances of army fascism and brutality — J. W. Aldridge*
"It's your side that wants to continue down this road, a road that has been traveled many times and always ends in failure."
Yeah, just like Denmark and Sweden… failures.
http://www.forbes.com/2010/07/14/world-happiest-c...
"Just a mass grave in the middle of a forrest."
Would that be Forrest Tucker or Forrest Gump?
Denmark and Sweden are homogeneous societies. Comparing them to the US is an "apples to oranges" kind of thing.
And I won't take you seriously, either.
Sigh… OK,if you're going to open with something this willfully stupid, then there's really not much hope for you. I don't actually expect you'll research Nazi Germany's economic system, but if you did, you'd find that it was quite happily capitalist–the manufacturers of the German war industries, and even the makers of the ovens at Auschwitz, were private firms that turned a profit. The only firms seized by the government were those owned by Jews, and those were then turned over to good capitalist Germans, not run by the state.
Now, tell me all about the free elections and representative form of government found in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea…
First, nazi stands for "national SOCIALIST" and is left wing.
Which means they obviously think the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is Republican which would make it right wing. Because if they did not agree, it would mean they were either a liar or a moron. Or both.
"…The Democrat (sic) Party is the party of slavery and the KKK…."
Yeah, and the Republican Party is the party of Teddy Roosevelt, environmentalism, state parks, and just a greater role for the state in everything. You conservetards are hilarious. The party ideologies haven't budged in a hundred years, right? LMAO.
Mind you, if Richard Nixon time-warped from 1971 to today, he'd be condemned as a RINO and drummed out of the GOP.
Yes, Hitler was such a socialist that he gassed socialists by the boxcar-load. Go check out what he actually said about socialism instead of taking revisionist wingnut BS at face value – I think you'll be unpleasantly surprised. Hitler also admired capitalists like the Krupps & Henry Ford, & got the idea for "lebensraum" from America's expansion into the West (& said so). The NSDAP purged its socialist elements in the Night Of The Long Knives long before they took power.
"Fascism is corporatism, & corporatism is fascism." – Mussolini
20th Century history – you fail it.
Yeah, but they had "socialist" in the name of the party, which trumps everything else, don't you know.
I wonder if these guys ever confront crying children at McDonalds? "Look, you little idiot, it says Happy Meal. What the hell is wrong with you?"
(opens bag, looks inside) Out of Purina Troll Chow AGAIN! Quit feeding them! Remember, that makes them breed.
Progressivism: Insect mentality.
How is you and your clutch trolling over here because you were told to working out for you?
Actually, I followed one of your's (Guckert_2_0) here from Breitbart. Blame him.
As far as results, that will take awhile. Churchill (the guy whose bust Obama had removed from the Whitehouse) is credited with saying something like, "if you're under thirty and are not liberal, you have no heart. If you're over thirty and are not conservative, you have no brain." I'm just trying to enlighten those under thirty to some simple truths so that when they mature, they will grow a brain.
And progressivism IS insect mentality. Being forced to labor (slavery) for the good of society is not acceptable to humans. That's why socialism, in any of it's altered forms, has always failed.
Breitbart. Is he the guy who inked his shorts when he realized he got
dopedduped by a video submission from one of his admirers?Nah, that would require Brietbart to have shame; the big racist dumbfuck has made his career out of lying and misleading editing.
Funny how you could manage to whine about President Obama not having a bust of a foreign leader in his office and yet could not actually answer my simple question.
Of course, we both know the answer as well as the fact you are merely too weak and dishonest to accept responsibility for your own actions.
Churchill was talking about the Conservative and Liberal Parties of the UK. That hardly matches your view of conservatism and liberalism. The current Conservative Party's election manifesto committed them to keeping front-line services in the NHS fully funded. That's government-run 100% universal healthcare that has the backing of the Conservatives.
Speaking of your misconceptions of liberalism, none of the major parties in the UK or even the US suggest that there should be a large-scale nationalization of industry, or any other tenant of Marx's Socialism. You're shouting into the wind about something that is never going to happen.
Save your breath, calm down and perhaps we can sit down and discuss how we can balance the budget, provide for our children and maybe even help the poor and unfortunate of this country. I suggest those fortunate enough to be the richest could pay a little more taxes on their earnings over $250,000.
Hey, you know what else Churchill did? He was a key figure in bringing about Britain's National Health Service, which I think makes him either a communist, a Nazi, or both. (Germany's national health insurance, incidentally, was instituted not by Hitler, but by Otto von Bismarck, who was also not a socialist. And not a Nazi, despite having a battleship named after him.)
Your buddy Churchill also liked to drop poison gas from planes onto villages in Iraq.
Don't use the roads if you don't like taxation. I assume you'll send your social security check back. Always take full personal responsibility, don't get MS. I could go on. You've just been lucky so far. You'll change your tune fast when that train wreck hits your life. Believe me.
Anyway, I'd like to leave a final long, well-thought out response to you donkey-raping shiteaters, but you don't really deserve it; the fact is, I'd rather have a a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than deal with you again. So I'll leave you with something that's just slightly above your intellectual levels, you you boner-biting bastard unclefuckers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UMaTg3lSf4
You going somewhere? I'm not. I won't let a bunch of hateful, misogynistic, impotent pricks run me off. I'm an American.
I liked the South Park episode "The Snuke" myself. And the one where Robert Redford drowns in shit at the end. "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" I believe it was.
Poopyhead
Ahhh! Skewered again by yet another rapier wit! Or is it screwed again by another rapist half-wit!? I always get those two mixed up.
Double poopyhead, you solipsistic colostomy bag of Randian manure.
How did I miss this fucking thing?
Is that all you can say? Are you sure you're not "user-of-parrots"?
Polly wanna cracker with that Kool-Aid?
And here I thought you were a humorless cunt. Ha ha ha, poopyhead.
And here I thought you were a simple minded parrot. Now I know you're a hateful, misogynistic, impotent prick of a parrot.; )
Sarah Palin's Dumb TeeVee Show? Kitteh want to know: dat redundent?
Good lord, it all makes sense now.
She wasn't angling for a shot at the VP slot as a small time Mayor – her building the hockey complex to put Wasilla $22 million the hole wasn't a monument to herself, it was to get the building materials that "fell off the truck" to build her cavernous monstrosity by Lake Lucille so she had the elbow room to simultaneously host a cable reality show and her young breeding brood.
This one time, at flute and Bible camp, someone told Sarah she looked AWESOME in those running shorts. She's never let them go.
"I'd rather be free in Alaska than running for some political office" really means "I am so angry that I didn't win the election because I thought I was more popular than that other guy".
Don't forget the Nazis. Everything there is to know about Nazis can be found on the History Channel. Watching the History Channel kind of makes you want to play dress-up Nazis.
The Jackass
So, this is what Bill Kristol and Rupert Murdoch have to offer America? Kinda makes ya get all tingly for Joe Stalin, doan it? Liquidation of the ruling class 2010!
We now have video proof
that you can train shit to speak!
"No boys go upstairs"
What is she, 8?
I have a new theory about why we hate this woman so much. Obviously its partially because she's so popular with a large number of people on her end of the political spectrum, but I think there's something else to it.
The thing that bothers me, personally, so much about her is that she's completely unwilling to engage directly with people outside her political affiliation. Since the 2008 election, when she was forced to occasionally answer questions from non-Fox reporters and debate Joe Biden, she'll only talk to friendly interviewers. Since she's no longer running for any office, she doesn't really need to. But she doesn't just go away and shut up, either. She can shoot as much criticism at whoever she wants, and never be questioned about the accuracy of the ad hominem attacks she makes, or the accuracy of claiming things like "death panels" are real, or just who is funding all these mysterious PACs that sponsor her speeches and vanish.
In other words, she's a demagogue. That's why she disgusts me so.
I thought conservatives hated media figures like Sarah the Entertainer. Especially when they stick their noses in politics.
Or is this simply another case of flexible morality on the part of conservatives?
Come on now, it's not like conservatives twice elevated moronic famous actors to govern the most populous state in the nation, and one to the presidency, proving disastrous.
This thread needz less "insects" and moar "buttsects."
What morons think you're the greatest, Governor?
Why, all of them!
Number 1: The larch… The larch.
Some of these trolls' statements are just remarkable. No matter how many times I have heard the arguments before, I'm still amazed by the simple-mindedness. These people don't have the intellectual firepower to understand complex issues, as personified (to cite one example) by the whole "The word socialist was in the full name of the Nazi Party, ergo Nazis were socialists" meme.
Or let's take this one:
The Democrat Party is the party of slavery and the KKK. And don't give me that bullshit about the "southern strategy". If all the racist dimocrats became Republicans, then why do dimocrats still love Woodrow Wilson, FDR and LBJ, and Republicans hate those vile racists?
There is so much cognitive dissonance in that snippet it will take years of psychotherapy to untangle the mind that produced it. It is a truly remarkable statement on so many levels. Trying to counter it here will only lead to frustration. Hell, I've got a headache just from reading it a few times.
Trying to counter it here will only lead to frustration.
Poopyhead or Poopyhead not. There is no "try."
I plugged this earlier in the week, but wotthhell, archy, wotthehell: Sean Wilentz's New Yorker article about the John Birch Society roots of Glenn Beck's version of US history, which points out that the "Wilson waz a SOCIALIST FASCIST" bit is straight out of cold war paranoia.
Needless to say, Wilentz is an actual historian at Princeton, so he's just part of the Big Conspiracy…
I actually meant to throw in a link to that article but my headache was really bothering me. I feel like I already knew all that info but Wilentz did a really nice job of lining it all up and explaining it clearly.
You know who else is a professor at Princeton? Paul Krugman, who one of the trolls was insulting somewhere upthread. Interesting that the lib side has professors at Princeton and the Tea Baggers seem to just have people who lied about going there.
I'm with Barney Frank on this. It's like replying to furniture also the brain dead.
"I'd rather do this than be in some old stuffy political office"
Well you've made that perfectly clear.
Same Sunday time slot as Desperate Housewives. Coincidence?
"I love meat . . . and foot long hot dogs"? You just know that reference was intended to send the male Tea Partiers into an apoplectic fapping frenzy.
How DARE you accompany the voice of this American Patriot (TM) with music written by Aaron Copland, a homosexual Jewish Marxist son of RUSSIAN immigrants?
Can we make it legal to hunt her?
The best thing to do to trolls is to ignore them and take their fist-rating for a comment to 0 or -1 — no lower than that, because massive down-votes get them off and feed their egos. Wonketteers seem to have figured that out, but I'm sure your pals at breitbart are too fucking stupid to realize this. Have fun over there!
Fear not, honored comrade, the newly formed Wonkette brigade will protect you.
Who told you that? Not that you're a racist dog, I believe that, but about shooting you? Give the link to the comment. You do have it, right? I mean, progressives don't lie. Right?
Now someone on Brietbart's pro-racism site calling you racist is nice and ironic; I guess they meant "racist" in their usual sense "pointing out when a white person is racist".
Please describe the world we exist in and its limited and its ooze. If you're going to be a passive-aggressive asshole, at least be specific and accountable to reason.
Or you could just call the president a Muslim on your way to a Nascar sunburn. Your call.
Have you never taken a shit? That's the DEFINITION of "oozing filth".
Seriously.
These guys are literally oozing filth, as they masturbate to the pictures of their new Dear Leader Sarah. (That George guy they used to worship? They pretend not to remember him now).
No. Us libtards don't have assholes. We do yoga, which is a great way to meet heterosexual women… in case you're interested in that sort of thing (hardly Patriotic, I know).
Dear teabaggers: if you'd like to get past first base with a woman who has all her teeth, try fewer bumperstickers and more yoga.
http://www.agniyoga.org
Woodrow Wilson, FDR, and LBJ were three of the most vile racist pigs in US history, and all are loved by dimocrats. Keep telling yourself that "white guilt" ISN"T racism.
Creating multiple accounts to laugh at your own bad jokes won't make them funny.
Did you pick up this tidbit from reading the latest Klan leaflet or what?
You do know three names form history, I'll give you that. You're probably the smartest kid in your third grade class.
di_da is a male, about 50, Red is a female in her late 40s, I'm male and 58. I only have one account. Just say "no" to paranoia.
Wilson was a horrible racist, so I guess one out of three ain't bad; oh wait yes it is. And "Wilson was a racist almost a hundred years ago and therefore Democrats are the real racists" is such an original argument; I'm surprised he didn't trot out "Robert Byrd was in the KKK", while ignoring his many later refutations and apologies, or "Southern Democrats voted against civil rights", ignoring that they all jumped ship to the GOP because of the civil rights act.
Yeah, all those various big banks who faced limited regulation. That worked out great.
You're so funny, willing to believe that all government is somehow coming together to screw you, but unable to imagine a group of corporations conniving to do the same? Why wouldn't they collude, if there was no government to prevent them? Why wouldn't a group of people act as one big monopoly if we didn't have anti-trust acts to stop them (that's called a cartel by the way)?
How are you so fucking stupid? Seriously? I know, too much time spent on corporate funded dumbass websites where you are constantly feed bullshit.
You. Are. Fucking. Dumb.
He also doesn't seem to remember that we did have a period with virtually no regulations on corporations and a pure free market economy, and the results were Greatly Depressing; hell the only reason that didn't get as bad this time around is that those dipshits Reagan and the Bushes weren't able to complete their destruction of the regulatory framework set in place by the 20th Century's greatest president, FDR.
But then, this guy thinks denies that the Nazis were conservatives, so he obviously never studied even middle school history. Proud home scholer maybe?
Who said nazis were liberals? This is why you guys have no credibility, you make stuff up. Did you watch the video link I so thoughtfully provided?
"Liberal" was a label that USED to be for those who believed in a limited government, and personal freedom (which REQUIRES personal responsibility). The label was adopted (stolen) by progressives in the 1920s and 1930s, when it became clear that Americans wanted the progressives run out of town on a rail.
We on the right have, for some reason, let the left, the media, assign the labels. It may have benefited your side for awhile (I mean, what hip youngster wants to be a stodgy, old "conservative"?) but folks are waking up, and we're not going to go back to sleep. November 2nd is just the beginning. Last time the progressives went underground for awhile, then came back with a new (stolen) label, but with the same old tired and failed policies. It won't happen again.
If you want to learn something, instead of just calling names and being one of the "in" crowd, find out a thing or two about the Fabian Socialists. Learn about the evil George Bernard Shaw and Margret Sanger, and their influence on the national socialists (nazis).
Well, it's been interesting. I've got things to do today, but I'll be back in the not to distant future, so do some homework and bring facts to the discussion.
Bye, ya'll !!!!
The meme that the adults (that's what the "right" are) are anti-science is just wishful thinking on the part of the intellectually, morally, ethically, and physically lazy. Or as we adults recognize them –Regressives.
Aw man, fuck all that. I thought we wuz commies lol.
Haha. Okay, and so how is Obama any of that.
Let's see, "exalts the nation" Well, no, we all know us Democrats hate America.
"Exalts the race" Well, no, Too many Blacks and Mexicans and Ethnic types to decide on which race to exalt (we voted, but no one got the majority).
"Centralized, Autocratic government" Are you kidding? Obama can't help but constantly let you right wing fucks get away with everything you want.
"Social Regimentation" oh yeah, with the legalizing of pot and gay marriage along side the Glenn Beck Rallies and the Fred Phelpes. Very Regimented.
"Forcible Suppression of the opposition". HAhahaa. Please Obama is so nice to you fucking idiots, he lets people show up at his rallies with rifles. The only forcible repression you all suffer from is what you do to your own sexualities.
"Army fascism and Brutality". Um, Iraq War, Dick Cheney, John Yoo, Waterboarding and Torture. The end.
Fuck You you fucking stupid ignorant asshole.
Not like the party of intolerance and racism, right?
http://hiphoprepublican.com/2006/08/top-racist-de...
http://www.rightwingnews.com/quotes/leftwingracis...
We are! We're communist fascist muslim atheists (with hints of liberation theology)
It's a big tent–Commies, Fascists, Stalinists, Leninists, Gay supremacists, etc.–easy mistake to make.
Translation: that stuff works fine if you ain't got brown people.
"It's your side that wants to continue down this road, a road that has been traveled many times and always ends in failure."
Sweden wasn't a homogeneous society when I was there 40 years ago, if by "homogeneous" you mean , as most conservatives do, white. They are homogeneous in that they have minimized income inequality and education disparities, no matter what the culture of origin of the residents. And this was accomplished by the use of a democratically elected legislature. Probably too late for that here though as the level of income inequity has created a corresponding power inequality between the classes so great as to counter any pressure towards a society based on real freedom and justice.
"Private capital tends to become concentrated in few hands, partly because of competition among the capitalists, and partly because technological development and the increasing division of labor encourage the formation of larger units of production at the expense of the smaller ones. The result of these developments is an oligarchy of private capital the enormous power of which cannot be effectively checked even by a democratically organized political society. This is true since the members of legislative bodies are selected by political parties, largely financed or otherwise influenced by private capitalists who, for all practical purposes, separate the electorate from the legislature. The consequence is that the representatives of the people do not in fact sufficiently protect the interests of the underprivileged sections of the population. Moreover, under existing conditions, private capitalists inevitably control, directly or indirectly, the main sources of information (press, radio, education). It is thus extremely difficult, and indeed in most cases quite impossible, for the individual citizen to come to objective conclusions and to make intelligent use of his political rights." (Albert Einstein, 1949)
This one's from UCLA, as Regressive a toilet as any. It won't tell you what you want to believe so I'm sure you'll diss it.
http://newsroom.ucla.edu/portal/ucla/FDR-s-Polici...
Here ya go: This from someone called cgray (although I may have gotten marxist mixed up with racist)
"Dumba$$, do you not realize that when the Democrats finally bankrupt this country, you and your fellow idiot Marxists are going to be shot down in the streets like dogs? Of course you don't. Keep whistling past the graveyard, a$$hole. "
The link is: http://tv.breitbart.com/dems-gone-wild-ohio-gov-s...
Cultural homogeneity. Get a clue. Using race as a political sledgehammer is a Demmunist thang. They fooled YOU.
Ooops! Reality check:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11559451
You know, I just love it when some idiot (and sure, we get them on the left, too) proclaims "Once we win this next election, EVERYONE will see how right we are, and there will never be any disagreement again!!!!"
Also, re "do some homework": Please do find out a little more about the economic system of Nazi Germany, troll.
Good bye, dumbass.
Remember, not all history can be learned in ten minutes watching youTube videos.
Look, some of us do know how to speak unhinged wingnut; I know that, by "freedom", you don't mean actual personal liberties, like say women controlling their own bodies, or being able to marry the person who you love and get the same benefits as everyone else, or being able to worship, or not, the religion of your choice and have equal rights to all other religions. No, you mean not paying taxes, and not having the government do it's fucking job to help its citizens, particularly the least fortunate, and protect us from things like corporations which poison our air and water.
And I don't understand your next comment – do you let the left control the labels, or the media, which is overwhelmingly biased in favor of the right?
Ay caramba, gonna have to bring out the tensor fields to map that logical manifold you just dropped.
Did like the
ClevelandSteamerSteamingLiberty.com vid, especially the linearization of the political spectrum based on the size of government. Ya know when lookin' at that plot I was thinkin' that looks suspicisously like a log-log plot, and when you need a straight line go to log-log case it will give you a straight line plotting bird shot welts on the ass of an outhouse tipper. No authorship, no names, no sources, no references, etc. Have to say that absence of author ownership raises the eyebrow of this intellectually-challenged peabrain who cowardly submits to all those intrusive requirements of the peer-reviewed process of publication. di_da, who the fuck is streamingliberty.com besides persons unknow (excepting some shlep name of Greg Yashko) who rents a web domain through Aussi domain peddler Melbourne IT, Ltd.?In yer comments on the Shaw et al, gotta figure you're talkin' about eugenics and not doing a critique on Pygmalion/My Fair Lady. Shaw did speak out about the potential problem of the less intellectually blessed breeding like rabbits while the intellectually well endowed bred occasionally, if at all. Most historians, or at least the commies, take his comments about "lethal chambers" as reductio ad absurdum in the same vein as Swift's 'Modest Proposal." Don't think most Wonketteers who loiter around this site are hardcore eugenicists, so not sure of your point. However, if you want to say Shaw was a progressive, and since Shaw wanted "lethal chambers" it is a straight line from FDR to Auschwitz, then I gotta say we're gonna need tensors, and likely third order, to map that kind multidimensional malarkey.
Just sayin', also, too.
"forrest" (sic)
You bring a spell checker, I'll bring my high capacity magazine nine. We'll see who gets exterminated Trig.
Yes, I forgot how "politically correct" the United States was 100 years ago. I guess all those "Whites only" toilet signs were just for show.
I got you. If minorities weren't so stupid they'd vote Republican. Right? Is that what you're thinking?
A Roger Clinton quote? Seriously?
Fuck off. You're even stupider than di_da_dickwad.
Oh, but you're totally wrong about when the Day of the Rope is going to happen, ya see–it's not Nov. 3, it's after us Marxists finally bankrupt this country, which won't happen at all because the midterm elections will result in a permanent Republican majority, thus saving us from the nightmare of incremental tax increases on the top 3% of taxpayers.
Nazi Party (NSDAP/ Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei) A Fascist party founded by Anton Drexler (b. 1884, d. 1942) as the German Workers' Party on 5 January 1919, it was renamed the National Socialist German Workers' Party in 1920.
Source: http://www.encyclopedia.com/topic/Nazi.aspx
More accurate info than most of the tardlings are likely to put up here. Note the cognate "socialist" in the name.
di_da is is pretty smart–thanks for the circuitous compliment.
All that cut and pasting and even an impotent attempt to insult the regular posters here and yet the best refutation of my statement you could do is merely a "nuh-uh".
Remember, kids, it's far more important to look at what a political party names itself than what it actually does! This is where we get "clean coal," the "clear skies initiative," the"Healthy Forests" program, and "enhanced interrogation."
So, tell me how Siemens, IG Farben, and Krupps were taken over and redistributed by the Nazis…
Yeah, no political party has ever misrepresented itself.
If you'd read past the first paragraph in wikipedia or encyclopedia.com, you might learn something.
Fuck, seriously. Learn something.
You know, that Hitler guy seemed to think that fascism would actually be more helpful for industry than mere democracy would be: "Private enterprise cannot be maintained in the age of democracy; it is conceivable only if the people have a sound idea of authority and personality."–speech to German industrialists, February 1933.
And Adolf immediately shoved Anton aside and led the Party in Führerprinzip style (one-man rule). Considering that Adolf was the incestuous bastard child of his own uncle, had but one testicle, was a monomaniac, hated Jews, Gypsies and homosexuals with a passion, and ultimately has several million of said group deliberately and systematically murdered, you believe him when he labels his political party "social"?
Jeez, you really are a gullible idiot.
You could add Ronnie Ray Gun to that RINO list also, too, what with his big spending, galactic sized deficits and amnesty for illegals. But these retards don't care about consistency in their reasoning. They're ruled by their primitive limbic systems. They can't help it, in other words.
'Had to look up "cognates," huh? I didn't have to cut-and-paste–I lived in Germany for two and a half years and learned to speak Deutsch while I was there. Glad I don't have to be ya'. Buh-bye.
Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.
So then why are right-wingers promoting the teaching of lies like creationism in schools, and denying the proven reality of global warming?
Yep, that's why you find so many Democrats saying "hurr durr, evolution is a lie and the earth is 10,000 years old."
OK, I'll give you the anti-vaccine morons–they tend left, and are profoundly anti-science. But they're far fewer in number, and have far less influence, than the science-denying creationist crew.
As I said, you are clearly unable to disprove my point or you would.
You can not even address my point, because you are apparently too keen to make personal attacks on me for pointing out your failure to disprove what I stated.
If "National Socialist" means socialist according to you clowns, yet "Republic" in the name of a group does not correspond to republican, then you folks are either ignorant of what you post or outright liars. Neither makes you look very good and all the "nuh-uhs" in the world will change the fact that you are not only wrong but merely acting stupid here for the sake of it and both of us know it.
If you're stupid enough to think that was a compliment, then you are a very special kind of stupid.
Also, just to be clear, this was not a compliment either. You are stupid.
If you need any more clarification, please stick your head in a wood chipper.
The Willie Horton ads not withstanding, I'm sure.
John McCain has a black baby. Pssst, spread the word.
Hey, just for laughs, can you name any prominent figures in the national Democratic Party or the Obama administration who have said "Gosh golly, Stalin, Lenin, and Mao–what wonderful guys!" Seriously. No guilt by association–yes, Barack Obama once stood within 100 feet of Bill Ayres at a board meeting–I want a direct quote. There are barely any Stalinists left in Russia, much less in the US.
I've heard that.
Thank you. Please don't delete. You've proved everything we've said with that one, singular comment.
(In case he deletes, Kevin Stowell replied "I've heard that, while enjoying a tangy,frothy santorum shake served up from the rectum of "di_da_is_alpha_dawg."") XD
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They're Gaelic poopyheads? Who knew?
Look, weejee–if that is your real name, comrade–Alex Jones said that the Wonkette is a pro-eugenics site, and so it IS a pro-eugenics site. I should think that settles the matter.
This one went without a reply (till now). I wonder why. Heheh
I make a reference as to how leftist tyrants tend to eat their own once they seize power, and you interpret that as a threat? Guess I know where your mind's at.
I prefer a .45 myself. More instant knock down power. And hi-cap mags tend to make a sidearm a bit unwieldy. Just my opinion.
Some 9MMs barely produce more muzzle energy than a .22 mag coming out of a long barrel. You don't really want to kill anyone, then, you just want to torture them? Figgers.
Yawn–clearly, no one has responded because every economist in the world now agrees with this one paper from 2004.
Oh, except for the many who don't: http://delong.typepad.com/sdj/2009/03/over-at-the...
Really, now, citing economists as proof of anything? Everyone knows that if you ask any 3 economists a question, you'll get at least 4 different answers…
What? No one responded to points made in a six-year-old story in a college newspaper? Scummy libs!
And actually, the New Deal did not track Keynesian theories nearly as much as people claim, as Keynes himself told Roosevelt in 1938. Still, if you look at a chart of the rise of GDP and the fall of unemployment through the 30s, you will see the only time the GDP line goes back down and unemployment goes back up was around 1937-1938, when FDR started listening to the conservative deficit hawks and cut public spending and trying some austerity measures. This led to a recession. FDR soon reversed those policies and GDP started climbing again while unemployment went back down.
Also if you read that article carefully you'll see those guys skewed their numbers by using 1929 and the Crash as their baseline. So they are including three years with no New Deal policies in place, thus blaming FDR for the country's economic performance during most of Hoover's term in office. Sneaky.
NIce try. Thanks for playing.
Ooops.
Well, that number will be cut down a bit when folks finally accept that Keynesian economics is crapola. But it pays ole Pauly quite well. http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oGdWW5gLpMy6QAfIRXNyo...
Ah, yes, the triumphant day when everyone's eyes are opened and they all agree with you.
You're kind of amusing, for a troll. So, hey, I asked a number of questions elsewhere in the thread. Care to answer 'em?
You could start with details about the Nazis' economic policies (as opposed to their name), and then move on to any evidence that Democrats regularly praise Stalin, Mao, or Lenin. (No, hippy kids with Che shirts don't count–they're morons.)
(I'll check tomorrow morning–time for this godless leftist corrupter of all that is decent and pure to hit the hay).
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Your quote:
"Can't wait for November 2nd when the extermination of progressivism can begin. Enjoy the DDT (Dump Dimocrats Today), bugs."
Isn't that when you expect to seize power?
You are a person who is ready to use such terms as "exterminate" and "bugs" in a political process and then call us Nazis. This is a humor and satire blog. Why wouldn't I see that statement as a threat?
As for your somewhat more civil comment on firearms, the very venerable .45 does have more knockdown but the stop is in the bullet type. There's a bit more width in the 9's grip but I'm quite used to it now.
The nazis had their fingers in the economic pie. They were big government types, with the government controlling peoples lives. They were also influenced by the early progressives.
Didn't Anita Dunn say she looked to Mother Teresa and Mao for spiritual comfort, or something like that. Ron Bloom also quotes Mao and Obama says in one of his books that he hung with the "marxist professors". And don't forget Van Jones. But forget the quotes, look at their actions.
Why do you guys, when someone says that big government is oppressive and bad, interpret that as being against ALL government?
A little government is a good and necessary thing, just like there is a time and a place for unions. But once government and unions become self serving (and especially when in bed together) they need to be cut down to size.
PJ O'Rouke said it best, "Government is a way to achieve wealth and power without risk or merit." Remember, people are better motivated with a carrot than with a whip.
I tried Cor Bon PDA, but they jam too often. Had better luck with Speer, but I usually load three hollows ( one in the tube, and two on top of the mag), and the rest FMJ, just for peace of mind.
The "extermination of progressivism" is not the same as "extermination of progressives". We (small government types) are not going to "seize", but "win". We leave that "seize" bull to ACORN types, and they will fail.
Progressivism will be exterminated because more and more folks are seeing that big, oppressive government is self serving and does not work.
As far as "bugs", I've always said that progressivism is "insect mentality" and I won't apologize for that, but as far as actually calling folks "bugs", if it bothers you that much, well, I'm sorry. It's just that after reading all the hate towards Palin, and especially her son, I figured you folks had a little thicker skin.
Sigh. Apparently it can't be said enough: the Nazis were virulent nationalists. Their entire raison d'etre was repudiating the Treaty of Versailles and returning Germany to its former status as a great military power. Insofar as your first graf is concerned: the only way the Nazis cared about the national economy was in making it war-based, as in, everything was geared towards making tanks and bullets and Messerschmits and whatnot. Hitler couldn't have cared less about the people doing the work, which is why so many of those who were not pure Aryans were used as slave labor in the factories. He hated socialism and didn't give two shits about the welfare of the common people. He was a racist warmonger, which is about as far from socialism or progressivism or liberalism as you can get.
The thing about Anita Dunn: yeah, you should really do a little research and look up the full quote for context before you babble about it, rather than going all Pavlov's dogs and salivating because she mentioned Mao.
Van Jones? What actions? Protesting against war and police brutality? Being a watchdog monitoring cops to make sure they were respecting the constitutional rights of the people they arrest? I'd think you conservatives would love a group that was standing up for your precious constitutional rights you always claim are being trampled. Van Jones was all about fighting for economic and social justice for minorities, founding organizations dedicated to providing support and job creation and pathways out of poverty for people who might not otherwise know that achieving those goals was even an option. Glenn Beck made an issue of Van Jones because it got him some ratings, even if he had to lie and get his followers all frothing at the mouth until Jones working for the administration became a distraction from anything important.
Ron Bloom? An investment banker with an MBA from Harvard? The guy who spent his career helping unions restructure their finances and negotiating with companies like Goodyear to keep their factories in America and not outsource their work to Asia and South America? You should read up on his work keeping a Brazilian company from taking over a steel company in Pittsburgh a few years ago. Only kept a couple of thousand jobs from going to Brazil, if I recall correctly, by getting another American steel company to buy it and keep it away from the Brazilians.
Obama hung out with "marxist professors?" Um, isn't college a time in your life when you're supposed to explore different ideologies and points of view? Where was the Fox News hero Glenn Beck while Obama was doing this? Oh right, he was smoking weed every day and working as a morning-zoo shock jock in Louisville. And that was before he started reading the work of a discredited Mormon and member of the John Birch Society and then regurgitating it on TV every night. Proving once again that we in America do not value education nearly as much as we used to.
…once government and unions become self serving (and especially when in bed together) …I don't even know what the hell this means. You're just babbling.
PJ O'Rourke also said the other day that "We conservatives think government is bad and we have the candidates to prove it." And I'm not sure what you see as a whip. What, the top tax bracket is going to go back up to where it was in the 1990s? People are going to have to buy health insurance, thereby taking responsibility for their own health and lessening the burden that gets put on all of society when they don't? Oh, the horror of a world where we make sure you are cared for medically no matter what and pay 39% on any income over $250,000 a year!
So go ahead and vote all these Tea Party idiots into office and see where it gets you. Or as we like to say around here, keep fucking that chicken.
Now piss off, troll. Come back when you're old enough to play with the adults. Maybe you could try developing some critical thinking skills by then.
If you don't know what "…once government and unions become self serving (and especially when in bed together)" means, then clearly you are an idiot or a liar. And I think I'll stick around. You seem pretty anxious to get rid of dissenting voices here in your hate filled echo chamber. ; )
Oh my, you're as fun as a barrel full of lemurs.
Leprotic lemurs. With oozing pustules. And fleas. And ebola. And of course, hookworms. Just like Sarah Palin. The Cow.
Oh, and lest I forget: simaurtegia burua
9 mm gold dot +Ps will get most folks attention, even coming out of a less than 4" CCP automatic. At least those of less than NFL lineman stature.
Machismo always says bigger is better, so why stop with teh 45, why not go to a 50 cal Desert Eagle and really be a man? Well the flash is like a napalm strike, so after one shot you'll be blind, but so will he I guess. The flash on a 45 with most loads is not good for night vision, talk to those who've spent time in tunnels.
For home defense, nothing beats a 12 gauge shotgun with the shortest legal barrel and 00 shot. But hey, if you really want to make a statement and prove how special you are, forget the funking gunz, grab a KA-BAR and really get to hurtin' him.
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