Here's a Sneak Preview of Sarah Palin's Dumb TeeVee Show
Unloved circus bear Sarah Palin has big plans to become President Queen of God's America soon, because not even a majority ofRepublicanscan tolerate her reality-teevee idiot antics, but in the meantime she needed to squeeze some more Hollywood Millions out of her favorite place, Hollywood. And that means a Sarah Palin TeeVee Show, on the basic-cable "how pizza works" channel for the obese & unemployed,"History Channel.""The Learning Channel." (Ha, what?)
Unless she quits halfway through like she quits everything else, for eight exciting episodes Sarah will introduce other illiterates to the best state Sarah knows about, in terms of her vulgar house being there, and also a lot of Taco Bells and hospitals you can easily pay off to hide Trig's birth records, because Good Gravy who tosses hundred dollar bills around like that? (Not Sarah when she's tipping, ha ha!)
Well, anyway, here's this piece of shit:
Please be super kind when reviewing this craven attempt to squeeze a few million moar from Sarah's low-rent notoriety. We like the "original version" a lot better:
[ USA Today ]
"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that."
Yeah, that quote was pretty stupid, wasn't it? Guess who said it...
Sarah Palin.