• May 26, 2012

Attack Ad Accuses Mayor of ‘Kicking Children In the Face’

by Riley Waggaman  

This is an attack ad against Winnipeg major Sam Katz. The “description” for this video on YouTube is “Kicking children in the face in no way to get re-elected.” Oh boy:

{ 23 comments }

frailamerica October 15, 2010 at 10:39 am

Not only does he kick children in the face, he kicks black children in the face!

LionelHutzEsq October 15, 2010 at 5:13 pm

Which means he is the perfect Tea Bag candidate.

Katydid October 15, 2010 at 10:42 am

I call bullshit. The guy is speaking English, and isn't Winnipeg in Socialist French Canada? HENGHH?

BaldarTFlagass October 15, 2010 at 11:35 am

Well, the old saw is that the French fight with their feet (savate) and fuck with their face, at least he got the former right.

Redhead October 15, 2010 at 12:15 pm

It's French CANADIA!

Troubledog October 15, 2010 at 10:50 am

He'll kick you apart. He'll kick you apart.

Guppy06 October 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm

He'll save children, but not Canadian children!

doloras October 16, 2010 at 4:31 am

He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears…

JMPEsq October 15, 2010 at 10:53 am

For some reason, I've been feeling a desire to kick Jack Black in the face today…

Lascauxcaveman October 15, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Yeah, I played the videos already. The 8-Year-old Glenda Beck Jr is kind of obnoxiously adorable, but enough already.

SayItWithWookies October 15, 2010 at 10:57 am

I hope they're playing both sides of this important issue and releasing another attack ad saying "What kind of mayor kicks and kid in the face and doesn't even knock him on his ass? A real mayor would make sure any kids he kicks hit the dirt."

V572625694 October 15, 2010 at 11:06 am

This is what Harry Reid should've done to Sharron Angle.

Naked_Bunny October 15, 2010 at 11:30 am

Well, duh. Kids can't vote.

What you do is kick their parents in the face, then tell them liberals are weak on stopping face-kicking, so they should vote for you.

mrblifil October 15, 2010 at 11:50 am

Even a low budget ad like this had a storyboard/concept process. I'd like to see the ideas that weren't green-lighted.

• He shoots grandmothers execution-style
• He sucks dick under the highway overpass
• He rapes baby Pandas

etc, ad infinitum…

Redhead October 15, 2010 at 12:15 pm

Is kicking children in the face better or worse than what Sarah Palin does with them?

Lascauxcaveman October 15, 2010 at 1:04 pm

But seriously, a high kick in a crowd like that means this guy has played soccer maybe once in his life.

doomisnervous October 15, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Lucky for that kid is Canadian, otherwise he'd probably get sent to an Obama death panel and harvested for his stem cells

Also, fakest shit ever

jtinks October 15, 2010 at 3:41 pm

wait, "cates"? like phoebe??? what the eff, canada? first with the halal soup and now you're de-jewifying your mayors? somebody warn the teabaggers before manitoba turns into palestine west.

BeWoot October 15, 2010 at 4:46 pm

Kid had it coming.

Jukesgrrl October 15, 2010 at 9:12 pm

Soccer = Ghey

transfatz October 16, 2010 at 12:50 am

Thanks for the "(scary strings)". I've been wondering if anyone else has noticed the frightening music / lilting music in this season's politads. Steve Jobs needs to roll out the new i taser / orgasmo so that we can all have one by 2012.

user-of-owls October 16, 2010 at 11:49 am

Kicking opponents works! Just ask Evo!

"On Sunday, Bolivia’s president, Evo Morales, applied his knee to what local media called an opposing player’s “testicular zone” during a soccer match between political rivals."
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/05/boliv...

Thedongsofwar October 16, 2010 at 5:22 pm

If you watch the original video (like a hipster) you will hear the announcer say "Oh he spooned him in the face in a election year"

lol

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