Most South Carolinians are so poor/destitute that they seriously do not care at all about Mark Sanford’s adulterous sexytimes with that lady from South America. A new poll proves it:
A large majority of South Carolinians – roughly 7 out of 10 – give the governor a grade of “C” or better for his overall performance as governor, according to a Winthrop Poll conducted earlier this month. Those grades stand in sharp contrast with earlier polls that showed residents to be unhappy with the governor, and they raise the prospect – unthinkable a year ago – that Sanford’s political life will not come to a close when his eight-year term as governor ends in January.
“There is amazing grace in this state,” Sanford said after presiding over a Cabinet meeting on Tuesday. “I never comprehended the nature of forgiveness and grace as I do now.”
Poor Mark Sanford never knew what Forgiveness was, because it is not a traditional family value.
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They upgraded him to a C so he could graduate and stop hanging around the governor's mansion.
"Forgivness"? I'm thinking "forgetfulness" is probably the more likely virtue to attribute this to.
This dude only fucked a chick – in order to be a REAL republican, you must bash teh gays while wearing your shit stains on the front of your underwear. I mean for fuck's sake, people – we have a goddamned real-life witch running now, extramarital copulation is now a Sunday School lesson.
Grace? I thought her name was Maria?
Amazing Grace lives in SC–she's just one of his stops along the Trail. He would have clarified, but he was too busy "comprehending" Grace's "nature."
Yes and our language is forever enriched by the new euphemism "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"
Saved a wretch like him.
I see clearly now why the Democrat didn't want Stephen Colbert's name on the ballot.
So if you're out rollin' late some night
and you need that supernatural delight
I know somebody's, they's just out of sight.
Get with Precious and Grace, they gonna treat you right.
If he is actually contemplating continuing in politics in South Carolina, as opposed to retiring to Argentina to continue "sparking" with his hot mistress, he is an idiot as well as a douche. Or maybe he hopes to replace Parker on CNN, so that we have "Sparker Spitzer." They could hire a bosomy/bottomy South American "sports reporter" as their three-way foil–I might watch that!
Might watch?? Getting a South American "sports reporter" on CNN would improve the reporting caliber about 10x. Either that or everyone else follows Anderson Cooper's lead and CNN becomes all furry all the time. Either one would be an improvement.
I would rather have a bosomy/bottomy than a bottle in front of me.
Hell, why don't they just replace "Larry King" with "Sabado Gigante?"
They worry about their journalistic integrity? No, that's not it. Really, I can't think of a good reason not to. That would be some ratings gold – every time I catch a glimpse of Sabado Gigante I think I should learn some Espanol.
As long as there are Southern Baptists, there will be this notion of "grace" that allows people to act like the primates they are without having to acknowledge the scientific evidence that they are primates.
The problems comes from the way white Southern Baptists' brains aren't as developed as a chimpanzee's or gorilla's.
It's worth mentioning that the gross blogger signed an affidavit this week detailing the rather mundane but believable details of the affair.
Poor clueless Mark; confusing forgiveness with whoreallyevergaveafuckness. This pussy-whipped wimp will go down in history as a comic figure. Period!
"go down" in history, indeed!
I assume you mean: go down the Appalachian Trail, hee, hee.
C is the A of underachievers.
damn you 10 hours later i was going to post about 'grading on a curve'.
I just hope the pious people of South Carolina realize that when The LORD lifts His veil of protection and causes a meteor, a tidal wave and the pox to strike them that they had an option to ride this giant sissy out of town on a rail and they forsook it for the feminized Christianity that is a veritable pervasive sickness on our nation today. Or maybe ignorance and poverty are punishment enough.
Mark Sanford is just a typical gamecock.
Compared to some of the assholes running for office this year, Sanford is mainstream and boring.
I thank him for one thing: that TV extravaganza we were treated to the day the cameras caught him at the airport. The adolescent romanticism crossed with insincere apology and topped off with a frothy mixture of Baptist and new age rationalization was my single favorite television program of 2009.
It also helps that he's white.
Don't cry for me Argentina….
mark my words, fellow appalachians- this lover Mark Sanford will run for Prez in future. he's smater than the other GOP dolts out there, and he does have that passion zing that will turn on women voters.
plus, he has high name recognition, and that's the most important variable in this land of uninformed moronic voters.
and he and his sexy appalachia-argentine Women will rule in the Casa Blanco in DC for at least 8 yrs or more.
i read it in the stars. the same stars he saw that night on that beloved
Trail of Appalachia. hallelujah!
plus, he's a Poet! who can match that? no hucklebee or romney or
donnelly etc
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