FURRY CELEBRITIES  11:03 pm October 14, 2010

Anderson Cooper Falls For the Old ‘Apes Say Put On a Bunny Suit’ Trick

by Ken Layne

And now you must blow some businessman character in the Overlook Ballroom men's room.Kids, do you like the journalism? Of course not. You don’t even know what it is. But if you did, you might think it’s a respectable way to make a living. You would, of course, be wrong about that, too. Consider poor little rich boy Anderson Cooper, who actually worked hard for many years as an actual on-the-scene international war & disaster teevee reporter, and now is reduced to doing daytime talk shows for ladies and dressing up in fetish-furry gear. CLICK TO SEE ENTIRE HUMILIATING PICTURE.

The CNN personality says on his “Twitter Pix” website:

In IA for story on ape communication. The apes asked me to dress as a rabbit. Weird, huh?

“The apes asked me to dress as a rabbit,” writes Anderson Cooper, who also claims to be in Iowa. Expect to hear this excuse a lot once the 2012 primary season gets underway, which apparently happened today.

Anderson Cooper's new talk show, directed by David Lynch.

 

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{ 62 comments }

SecretMuslin October 14, 2010 at 11:10 pm

Hell, I thought he was making racist commentary about the first family. Turns out he just ate the brown acid.

Extemporanus October 15, 2010 at 4:54 am

That would explain the blue eye shadow and voguing

Naked_Bunny October 14, 2010 at 11:11 pm

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

elviouslyqueer October 14, 2010 at 11:27 pm

HAHAHA. Great (and dirty filthy sexy) minds, Bunny!

dogscantlookup October 14, 2010 at 11:16 pm

“The apes asked me to dress as a rabbit,” writes Anderson Cooper
Damn those apes, God damn you all to hell!

noodlesalad October 14, 2010 at 11:20 pm

This is part of a 360 special featuring Dr. Zeus and Sarah Palin, when the Doctor convinces humanity that it really is unfit to rule earth.

BarackMyWorld October 15, 2010 at 12:40 am

Also, Cornelius and Zira want to take away our freedom.

Buzz Feedback October 14, 2010 at 11:18 pm

I'm unna take him to the greyhound track.

BarackMyWorld October 14, 2010 at 11:18 pm

It's a madhouse. A madhouse.

kenlayisalive October 14, 2010 at 11:24 pm

I won't believe the apes are actually communicating until they get Rick Snachez to dress up like a hassidic Jew.

CapnFatback October 15, 2010 at 1:03 am

That's Rick "Baby" Snachez to you!

imissopus October 14, 2010 at 11:39 pm

Tell me about the rabbits, Anderson.

user-of-owls October 15, 2010 at 10:43 am

Where did they touch you?

SmutBoffin October 14, 2010 at 11:39 pm

Back when I was a wee 'un, one of the original "news for kidz" programs ran on classroom TVs at my high school. "Channel One" it was called, and featured the young and hungry (but still argentum-maned) correspondant you see above. Also , that Lisa Ling lady.

Oh, Anderson, how far we've come. I am all growed up now and post jokes about furries on poop-blogs. And you, well, carry on with whatever it is that you do.

(Lisa Ling is still very…narrow.)

V572625694 October 15, 2010 at 1:01 am
SmutBoffin October 14, 2010 at 11:42 pm

Back when I was a wee 'un, one of the original "news for kidz" programs ran on classroom TVs at my high school. "Channel One" it was called, and featured the young and hungry (but still argentum-maned) correspondant you see above. Also , that Lisa Ling lady.

Crank_Tango October 14, 2010 at 11:46 pm

gross, I can almost hear all the jizz hitting the keyboards out there…

SmutBoffin October 15, 2010 at 12:02 am

(splut, splut, …*crinkling of Doritos bag*…splut, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH)

smokefilledroommate October 14, 2010 at 11:50 pm

♪♫ Hippity, Hoppity, Andy's on his waaaay ♫♪

PublicLuxury October 14, 2010 at 11:53 pm

Next thing you know Newt Gingrich will be dressing up like a lizard. Anderson dressed as homoerotic bunny… Bunny suits today…Gay Pride tomorrow.

Naked_Bunny October 15, 2010 at 7:26 am

Why would Newt have to dress up as a reptile?

DoktorZoom October 14, 2010 at 11:57 pm

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

fatoots October 14, 2010 at 11:59 pm

“The apes asked me to dress as a rabbit,”

Anderson, don't be naïve. Apes can't talk. They are really closeted GOP furries, and they want to gang rape you.

Lascauxcaveman October 15, 2010 at 12:00 am

Hey, when the apes say "rabbit" they aren't messing around. When they say "jump," you say "How high, sir?"

bfstevie October 15, 2010 at 12:27 am

No Anderson. POOFTAH, not POOKA.

axmxz October 15, 2010 at 12:43 am

Get your hands off him, you damn dirty apes!

MissTaken October 15, 2010 at 12:49 am

I had no idea scritching was so popular in Iowa. I hope this doesn't mean Prez-hopefuls are going to start hopping around as furries at the Iowa Corncob Fair.

Naked_Bunny October 15, 2010 at 7:25 am

Really? I think that would be awesome, watching the candidates dress in fursuits while they eat deep-fried cheese donuts and get gay married to the butter cow.

SudsMcKenzie October 15, 2010 at 12:54 am

8-27-69, … Never Forget.

SudsMcKenzie October 15, 2010 at 12:55 am

Now were talking some Cocktober!1

JMPEsq October 15, 2010 at 1:00 am

Only Jimmy Stewart can see Anderson now.

V572625694 October 15, 2010 at 1:06 am

Remember when Coop used to be on that game show? Here it is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mole_%28US_TV_se

I don't see any inconsistency here.

Extemporanus October 15, 2010 at 4:45 am

I agree.

It's only natural for a silver fox to show an interest in moles and hares, just as it's only natural for a bear to show an interest in him.

PocketsTheClown October 15, 2010 at 1:34 am

Hassenfluffer.

jesus this is frustrating.

Fare la Volpe October 15, 2010 at 1:40 am

Unf, I would show Coop how far down the rabbit hole goes anyday.

SayItWithWookies October 15, 2010 at 1:47 am

Welcome to Anderson Cooper Investigates: What Happens on Watership Down Stays on Watership Down. We'll be right back after these messages.

DCHatesMe October 15, 2010 at 2:26 am

Like most americans, I never watch his show. Is this different for him?

nounverb911 October 15, 2010 at 2:39 am

Anderson Cooper by Diane Arbus http://daddytypes.com/2005/03/14/other_peoples_ba

MiniMencken October 15, 2010 at 3:59 am

So sad. Mein Name ist Hase. Das Dritte Reich reference. Passive-aggresive response.

Qatarded October 15, 2010 at 4:18 am

And when the ape regained consciousness, he asked "Where is that magnificent bunny?"

Extemporanus October 15, 2010 at 4:51 am

The confused Anderson Cooper is a Shep in Wolf's clothing.

wok3 October 15, 2010 at 4:53 am

Well the news is a yiff-fest anyways, but it is weird that you can see his face. Talk about a furry fauz pas!

Naked_Bunny October 15, 2010 at 7:19 am

You'd think CNN would have better fursuits on hand. (Or paw.)

Perhaps they had to hide them from Larry King.

Terry October 15, 2010 at 8:07 am

The apes provided the bunny suit. They bought it online.

PsycWench October 15, 2010 at 8:23 am

the visible face is part of his fursona.

spooked911 October 15, 2010 at 6:53 am

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, but the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all…

chicken_thief October 15, 2010 at 7:07 am

What the hell's with that over-sized super-duper deodorized Maxi-pad (with adhering wings)? Just how big is AC's mangina?!

Naked_Bunny October 15, 2010 at 7:23 am

It's bad enough how the right wing orders around the mainstream media, but now a bunch of caged, naked apes are calling the shots? This is why I now only get my news from reliable sources like Wonkette and chain emails.

mrblifil October 15, 2010 at 7:28 am

I think the apes were trying to make some sort of statement about the inheritance tax.

BaldarTFlagass October 15, 2010 at 7:52 am

Clearly, AC is re-enacting his favorite scene from that science fiction classic of yesteryear Night of the Lepus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Lepus

Redhead October 15, 2010 at 7:58 am

"But if you did, you might think it’s a respectable way to make a living. You would, of course, be wrong about that, too."

When I was in college, I was a visual arts major and wanted to paint paintings for a living. My dad gave me one semester, and then told me I had to get a real major and a real job 'cause he wasn't supporting me the rest of my life. So I got into journalism.

Yeah….

Terry October 15, 2010 at 8:08 am

Too bad your mother didn't start a craze for too tight jeans a couple decades back. An uber-rich industrialist grandfather might have helped, too.

HistoriCat October 15, 2010 at 10:54 am

Yeah – real Americans know that inheritance is the best way to make money. Future WV Senator Raese told me so.

Katydid October 15, 2010 at 11:09 am

I was majoring in Art History (I wanted to become a curator), but became a journalist instead. My father's reaction? "Congratulations, you just picked the second lowest-paying career." I was pissed, but he was right in ways he didn't even know about.

He was much relieved when I later switched to IT.

Redhead October 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Yeah, my first job paid about as much as McDonald's. (Did I mention I got into PRINT journalism? Ahh, the optimism of youth…)
My dad has a long list of things he'd love me to switch to that would pay more. It's sad…

Oppenheiner October 15, 2010 at 8:13 am

Katty Kay doesn't have to resort to this. Although on second thought, I kind of wish she would.

ttommyunger October 15, 2010 at 9:44 am

Anderson also falls for the old "Just hold it between your teeth until the swelling goes down" trick too… Repeatedly.

Troubledog October 15, 2010 at 10:11 am

YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

user-of-owls October 15, 2010 at 10:45 am

What a macaca.

Sheesko October 15, 2010 at 11:17 am

I don't know, kids. This guy is just so darn cute and sensitive and all, plus, you know, rich. He makes me want to get a sex-change operation and then choose to be gay.

easynewz October 15, 2010 at 11:20 am

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them….

Gleem_McShineys October 15, 2010 at 1:33 pm

I think the ape really said "wear a wetsuit and shove two dildos in your ass" and Anderson thought the 2 fingers bouncing up and down could only mean "bunny"

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