The candidate flows in and out, like The Way itself. [YouTube]
A SUDDEN RAINFALL DOESN'T LAST ALL DAY
October 14, 2010
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Pay $25 for all the rides? Even the Tilt-a-Whirl? I'm so there!
It's like riding on Fox News. Except they'd call it the "Slant-n-Spin". Or "Fox & Friends".
Is this part of his campaign's TV/Media strategy? 'Cuz ya know, it can save mega bucks for him.
How much to get on the Alvin Greene ride?
If you're willing to look at his porn it's free!
I'd hit it.
There was a baby right next to him and he didn't kiss it — will this unconventional campaign never stop with the twists and turns?
As a condition of his bail, he is not allowed to have any contact with minors. (Probably.)
Democrats don't kiss babies — they snatch them.
Crap! I accidentally down-fisted you, when I meant to up-fist.
You won't sue me in internet-court for pee-score defamation, will you?
There's nothing like a wrongful fisting. Don't make me say how I know this.
If wrongful fistings are right, then I don't want to be wrong.
Wait, no, if wrongful fistings are wrong, then I don't…no…agh.
Can somebody just fist Christine O'Donnell please?
I agreed to dismiss my Internet-court case and have our dispute settled here, in our forum: The Peeple's Court.
After much deliberation, the Honorable Judge Wapner — who knows you've been logged-in, and has read your comment — issued a decision in my favor, and directed his trusty bailiff to Rusty-fist your statement as compensation for damages and emotional hardship suffered by the plaintiff.
And with that, this case is hereby declared closed.
Republicans kiss them with open mouths.
Dude just wanted to get himself a funnel cake and show some porno to carny ladies. Self-promotion was the last thing on his mind.
If Greene and DeMint had a public debate, and Greene gave him bunny ears instead of a rebuttal, the whole state of South Carolina would become spontaneously enlightened.
A Greene DeMint sounds like a lovely Southern cocktail…
Nothing screams "senator" like a green ball cap and shades. Class with a capital "K."
Well it is difficult to see his hands.
Well, at least it wasn't that fucking Jim DeMint.
Gotta love the talking head not having a clue. Biggest news since the the time Old Macdonald's pig got loose and she goes and misses it. Way to go Judy!
She should get a Wally Ballou* Award for obliviousness. You Youngs can google it.
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*winner of several diction awards
You mean "-ly Ballou," right?
You mean "-ly Ballou, right?"
Ha! The classic Ballou interview is with some guy who's in town for a florist convention, asking him bore-ass stuff about the cut-flower industry, while in the background you can hear fire trucks arriving, a building burning down, some guy about to jump form the 17th floor, etc.
I miss those guys. Along with the Firesign Theater, they were better than anybody else at listening to the way things sound.
To bad Bob and Ray aren't there!
I wish he howled a little.
October Surprise!
The man is a master of political intrigue.
Yo! What up, Zeligga?
Now that's earned media. Well played, sir.
he's probably got access to all the rides…
Alvin Greene, the Cigar Guy of Politics.
And isn't it interesting that even Libtards have a hard time taking Greene seriously, but Christine O'Donnell is the next coming of Reagan to Republicans?
Hey America! Christine O'Donnell isn't you. Alvin is.
Either way, America, you're still not getting laid.
But O'Donnell yous get to spend some Jeebus-approved quality time with a pudding cup beard!
Maybe, but if other husbands of Republican Batshit crazy women are any indication… let's just say the forecast calls for 90% chance of gay.
Alvin Greene, the Cigar Guy of Politics
I thought that was Bill Clinton?!
"Hi mom" as he waves at the camera… Go figure?
Next he is going to the get a monkey-on-a-stick, then on to the guess-your-weight guy and after that to the 4H barns to look at the pigs. On the way he might stumble across a GOTV booth and register after buying a 40 pound vat of Carmel corn and an Italian Sausage with peppers and onions… Bloated for Congress.
Woo Hoo
i couldnt get passed the brietfart opening title.
Truly, Mutt, the scars are deep from all that fisting.
Wait, what, there are clowns at the SC fair, who knew?
Alvin, you just can't photobomb your way into the senate……..though you could become a meme doing that.
Alvin Greene understands new media.
Or a Civil War enactor?
Or NAZI reenactor…., although, what I don't get about that is: Are there Jew reenactors?
no way, those uniforms suck.
I have it on good authority that reenacting is mostly a clothes fetish.
Ben Hoover got rabbit-eared by Alvin Greene.
I wish more Senatorial candidates would make peace signs behind TV reporters.
All right! I'm going to this particular fair this weekend, where I will sup on deep-fried sweat and fingernails on a stick.
I think it's more like finding Waldo.
It's from Breitbart TV? I'm surprised Alvin wasn't dressed like a pimp talking about how he refuses to show porn to white farmers because they're white.
At least the toast part.
My name is Alvin Greene, and I approved this stalking.
Alvin Greene is everywhere. We only saw him because he was lured into visibility by the prospect of corny dogs and fried oreos.
Breitbart is a garbage scow.
Greene is the river.
As with Inspector Ginko, if you don't see him, he is there.
Greene needs a Latta work if he plans to master the moves of the original Wanderer.
Big Al was probably picking pockets or waiting for the sun to go down to jack car stereos from the parking area. Part of his "Diversity Training" plan.
I'm BAAACKK. LowerdPeninsula is now NEGROPOLIS. Bow to your new, black, non-Obaman overlord, bitches!
I'm convinced that Al Green is a paird performance artist. I mean, this shit is absolutely brilliant.
When you pass through, no one can pin you down, no one can call you back….
The American people are so full of shit. They say want different political leaders – a different type of political leader – but when Alvin Greene shows them the way (or is that The Way), what do they do? Turn their backs on him in favor of lame-ass conventional politicians. There is no hope for these people.
Alvin Greeen For President!
Bumber stickers and buttons coming soon.
Hey, Alvin Greene is on the scene. No matter what that scene is.
She'll tell you that pudding is a great lubricant.
Sorry, the walls are too thick…
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