Republican Senate Candidate: "We Need Lasers Right Now"
Is West Virginia Senate candidate John Raese in the pocket of Big Laser? Yes, maybe:
West Virginia Senate hopeful John Raese is hitting the campaign trail with a plan to launch 1000 laser guns into orbit to shoot down rogue state missiles. "We need 1,000 laser systems put in the sky and we need it right now."
Not necessarily. Sperm whales are probably really expensive.
Good idea laser brain. What’s the plan when it’s cloudy?