McDonald's was SECRETLY Halal for a day or two, which infuriated the Teabaggers because they paid for PIG-anus, goddamnit, not some disgusting Sharia meat. [ Creeping Sharia ]
Science proves that Moses used miracle wind-power, just like Captain Planet, to part the Red Sea. [ InstituteForCreationResearch ]
Monopolies are actually GOOD for competitive enterprise, because it makes the competition pull up their bootstraps THAT MUCH HARDER. [ Breitbart ]
Liberals are just jealous of Meg Whitman, because they all want to be rich white ladies, just like her. [ TheBlackSphere ]
Remember when Obama FORCED all the teevees to become digital? Well it turns out that was just a secret mind control plot. Typical. [ PPG Gazette ]
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While I was surprised to learn there is such a thing as Muslin Chicken, the real surprise is there is actually chicken in a Chicken McNuggett.
I saw a photo recently - looked like strawberry goup - and it was the chicken "meat" before being fried.
Everyday I come to Wonkette and learn something I never knew. Often to my regret, of course...