Parker-Spitzer Ratings Tank, Proving Existence Of Loving God
CNN this year has posed a bold question: Is America ready for a TV news/chat/whatever show co-hosted by an ex-governor disgraced for patronizing prostitutes and a Pulitzer-prize winning columnist who hates both half-breeds and snowbillies? America has taken its time getting back to us on this, but we finally heard from them, and they said "What? No, hell no, we are not watching that":
CNN's prime time ratings woes are only increasing with new program Parker Spitzer.
Monday night was the lowest weekday prime time rating average in more than 10 years, since June 28, 2000.
Also, nobody watched Larry King bark semi-coherent questions at Hamid Karzai either. [ Mediaite ]
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I give 'em ten more weeks.
"NewStar" will be CNN's competition to host their 8pm slot. Each week contestants face a new challenge: war news, financial crisis, some new poll, something found on youtube. Viewers send the worst contestants to "Fox News". At the end, America's Top NewStar gets a ten week show. Then it starts over.