Following in the footsteps of KFC’s Double Down and that giant pizza/burger thing at Burger King, they cooked up something awful at the World Food Festival in Iowa — a Krispy Kreme cheeseburger. And yes, it’s just what you think — a cheeseburger on a Krispy Kreme Donut. Apparently this has been done before, but it doesn’t make it any less gross.
Yes, there is a video. You should probably watch it.
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When are fast food joints going to start providing free feathers with the super sizes so you can vomit and immediately order more? (That'll make the road conditions hazardous in the drive-thru, though.)
The fun is in the eating, not the digesting. Romans knew what was up.
Yeah, the first time I heard about the Krispy Kreme burger was Paula Dean. She added a fried egg to the mix to make it extra brunchy.
Seriously, they should just serve these with a free coupon for one complimentary bypass surgery.
Another example of life imitating the Simpsons.
Oh, that's a load of rich, creamery butter.
First of all NO I shouldn't watch the video it's way too early in the day..
Secondly, I love a Krispy Kreme and I love a cheeseburger but some things just don't go together, like the tea party and sanity.
And finally, can I get fires with that and supersize it?
No no no, hold on, people. You can't go around claiming that the Luther Burger is news. The fact that Krispy Kreme might be selling it is, but this is Lore Beyond Lore. Fucking LUTHER VANDROSS, PEOPLE. "EVEN NOW…."
Fuuuuuuck, why did I think "Here and Now" was "Even Now"? Luther, I have sinned against thee. I shall eat several Luther Burgers, in penance.
Several? It might be an offense but I don't think it warrants the death penalty.
I can't hear you over the sound of TERRIFYING DELICIOUSNESS
Be careful, the Luther will give you the 'itis.
We have become a nation of Mr. Creosotes; and while it'll help save Social Security and Medicare costs, the view is not pretty.
You're right. This is no time to be bringing Hi-Def TV to America. If anything, the government should mandate we smear our TV screens with vaseline to slightly blur the visual horror that are 21st century Americans.
From thisiswhyyourefat.com. The go-to source for this kind of stuff. Do a search for "bacon" and prepare to be overwhelmed.
God, the "Baboon Heart."
I don't miss that shit, at all…
You could've put a NSFA (not safe for arteries) warning on that link.
Thanks, I was looking for some thinspiration for my latest eating disorder.
Oh my god. I haven't been that disturbed by a website since I first started lurking on Wonkette. Yup, I said it before and I'll say it again: America is boned. 'Whopper Dip?' Holy shit.
Next step will be the deep fried "Monte Cristo" version. First time I saw the MC on a menu I thought it was a joke, especially since it is traditionally served with jelly. But no – apparently once you turn a club sandwich into a large batter dipped mess jelly is just the next logical step.
What do I know, though? The pinnacle of local "cuisine" is the horseshoe – toast, meat (preferably fried and/or breaded), french fries and "cheese" sauce.
No peanut butter and bacon? Weak.
I watched some food show recently where they had a cheeseburger on two grilled cheese sandwiches. I'm not a huge burger person, but all that cheese looked delicious and magical and much better suited to conveying a burger to my mouth than a Kirspy Kreme would be.
Add a few strips of bacon, a dollop of mayo and some chili, and that sounds heavenly!
Paula Deen deep fried a fucking lasagna. Nothing exceeds like excess, America.
Savannah has many wonderful restaurants but my SO insisted on going to Paula Deen's, which takes no reservations and is much less charming and more factory-like than a TGI Friday's. The food: bacon cheeseburgers. So stoopid. Why must the teevee use its awesome power to confer "fame" on a shit-hole like that?
*Sigh* This is good news for Mississippi. Again, also, as well.
My left arm is tingling just reading about this pile of future healthcare expenses.
Oh, God, I just threw up in my mouth.
Bring. It. On.
I have ObamaCare!
DO WANT
Needz moar mayonezz.
This will help get rid of the idiots much faster than the Rapture ever could. Thanks, Krispy Kreme!
Then there's this dude:
http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Man_V_Food
I used to find his show somewhat amusing. I always wondered though…eating as he does, how come he isn't as big as a house? He's no skinny to be sure, but still. Does he only eat once per week like some species of snake? Do they make him run behind the tour bus on its way between sites?
Not enough salt. Do they serve it with a side of soy sauce?
Come get gay marrried in Iowa, homos, if you dare.
Paula Dean did the same thing a whole ago, on LUDES! check it out all! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1PsDyhNFBI
But this new marvel of the 21st century won't be complete until you deep Fry it and add a large order of onion rings on the side and a diet coke!
If you listen carefully after ingesting this Gastronomical Frankenstein you can hear it shouting "Gangway, Motherfuckers!" as it bypasses the stomach and intestines and marches directly to the arteries.
Does this mean cops will get excited when the 'Hot Chesseburger' sign lights up at Krispy Kreme?
We Americans are pikers compared to Scotch Egg: A fat, wrapped in a fat, fried in fat. Got to love Great Britain.
Each Kremeburger is festively wrapped with your blood test panel results.
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