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October 11, 2010

Former Polish President Knows Glenn Beck = Manipulative Turd

by Riley Waggaman  

Eddy Moretti and VBS Teevee traveled to Poland to interview former Polish president and Nobel Peace Prize winner Lech Walesa. They talked about dead Popes, and also how Glenn Beck is a total jerk. Our very own Liz Glover co-produces this teevee series, so you know it’s quality stuff! Watch:

{ 24 comments }

Monsieur_Grumpe October 11, 2010 at 3:51 pm

26 minutes! I was raised by a TV so my attention span is 2:57 tops.
At what time does he piss on a picture of Beck?

SexySmurf October 11, 2010 at 3:56 pm

I think it's right after he talks about the time Poland sent a rocket ship to the sun at night.

Sparky_McGruff October 11, 2010 at 10:28 pm

Is that before or after the "screen door on the submarine" part?

bfstevie October 11, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Grumpe is right. Not only is it necessary to play this, you actually have to read the subtitles unless you speak Polish.

lumpenprole October 11, 2010 at 5:23 pm

Plus it's just an old dude. TV showed me drunken chicks who vomit on their co-stars and that's all I want to see anymore.

OkieDokieDog October 11, 2010 at 3:55 pm

The only good Pope is a dead Pope.

Oblios_Cap October 12, 2010 at 2:13 pm

Their entrails are good to use when strangling kings.

TanzbodenKoenig October 12, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Spoken like a good Protestant.

V572625694 October 11, 2010 at 3:56 pm

I miss the days when Walesa was in the news every night and announcers tripped all over themselves trying to put enough glottal stops and nasal sounds into his name to make it sound like a sneezing fit. We used to laugh our asses off about that at Fort Huachuca.

Steverino247 October 11, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Huachuca: The Indian word for Disneyland!

Fort We-Got-Cha. Yeah. Been there and to Sorry Vista, AZ, too.

bumfug October 11, 2010 at 11:42 pm

Great place – mile high stinking desert and everything that's native to the area is poisonous, spiny and generally pissed off.

nounverb911 October 11, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Is Walesa's polish good for restoring the finnish on my car?

JMPEsq October 11, 2010 at 4:02 pm

So now Beck well call Walesa a Communist, and none of his followers will get the irony.

Troubledog October 11, 2010 at 4:07 pm

Fuck, Riley, you're really mailing it in today.

LionelHutzEsq October 11, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Give Riley a break. Apparently they left him chained to his desk at Wonkette Mansion to fill this blog, and then set his computer so it only brought up Red State, NRO, Drudge and The Blaze.

That sounds like Hell to me, although it could just be a marketing campaign for the new Saw film.

JoeMamased October 11, 2010 at 8:48 pm

If that truly were the plot for the newest Saw, I would lead the protest against Hollywood's gratuitous depravity. Some things really are beyond the pale.

ttommyunger October 11, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Polacks always were a little slow, we've known it from day one.

Redhead October 11, 2010 at 4:47 pm

vacation bible school TV?

ph7 October 11, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Kudos to Liz for landing Vladimir Lenin's grandson as interviewer.

axmxz October 12, 2010 at 12:40 pm

Was thinking the same thing the whole time.

johnnyzhivago October 11, 2010 at 9:28 pm

I don't see how this interview is going to play in America. First of all, he doesn't speak English very well at all – I could hardly understand a single word.

fuflans October 11, 2010 at 9:51 pm

actually this is very interesting.

also: gdansk shipyard produces some pretty trenchent analysis.

siiiiggghhhhhh.

axmxz October 12, 2010 at 12:18 pm

Love the interview, hate the video stream. It freezes every other second.

axmxz October 12, 2010 at 12:43 pm

"The problem is that there's just one superpower which is supposed to lead the world but is not doing a good job of it." Yeah, China really dropped the ball on this one.

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