- Carl Paladino held a town hall meeting with a bunch of Orthodox Jews in Williamsburg. Why was Carl in a room full of bearded hipster-Jews? Did he want to tell them his favorite watermelon jokes and then beat them all up? No, please don’t be ignorant. Carl was there to talk about the issues, and the issues are: Carl doesn’t want “brainwashed” children to think that being gay is even an option, unless of course these children want Carl Paladino to come over to their homes and smack some heterosexual sense into them? Oh and then Paladino accused Andrew Cuomo of marching in a “gay parade,” which means Cuomo is probably a flamer and doesn’t even like watching videos of ladies having sex with horses. If Carl Paladino gave a horse a blowjob it wouldn’t even be bestiality, it would just be two animals getting it on, on the Discovery Channel or Animal Planet or whatever. [NYT]
- Teabaggers had their own special Bonnaroo thing in Richmond, Virginia. Chris Christie won the Tea Party presidential straw poll, but only because he got hungry and ate all the other candidates. [AP]
- Barack Obama is making an MTV Mashup with The Roots. This is what the youth want to see, on their MySpace pages, before they will agree to vote in November. [The Caucus]
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You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on discovery channel. . . .
Carl seems intent on nailing down the homophobe vote.
Ka-ching! I get another 50 cents in royalties. Licensing my family photo album was the best idea I ever had.
So who's the chick?
I'm thinking Carl is just, misunderstood. It's all about perspective after all. And a glass or two of chardonnay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIqo7wnG3FM
Whoa, this ended up in a weird location! My apologies.
The speech was written to include the passage: "There is nothing to be proud of in being a dysfunctional homosexual. That is not how God created us", but Paladino decided at the last minute to waive his free speech rights and skip over it. It's a good thing he did not say this, it might have given some people the wrong impression.
In this case, "wrong" = "correct".
That he's not simply a douche, but a mega-douche?
Breaking Bad
And here I thought Paladino was talking about whether Log Cabin Republicans were getting enough.
…Chris Christie won the Tea Party presidential straw poll, but only because he got hungry and ate all the other candidates.
I thought there was a reason! Thanks to our Wonkette for bringing this out.
Gosh, it would be nice for Carl to come out of the closet. His preoccupation with sex is a bit over the top; wouldn't you say? It is clear from his bestiality tastes that misogyny is a biggie… So it leads me to the obvious. Come out of the closet Carl and you will feel better and be a better person. Maybe some people will even like you.
Today is National Coming Out Day. Hint, hint…
"Maybe some people will even like you."
Nah. Don't get the man's hopes up.
There's nothing preventing a hetero from hating women; sometimes it even helps.
Meh. He managed to have a child with a the woman he was screwing on the side, in addition to his wife. So while I'd normally be suspicious (see: every other loud-mouthed Repugnicant lately), I think this one may just be a case of syphilis gone to the head.
At the top of the list of things that Carl Paladino hates would be Carl Paladino.
"I wanted to clearly distinguish that my feelings about homosexuality were no different than those of the Catholic Church. I'm a Catholic. … I wanted to make it clear what my position was and I think I clearly defined it."
Now I'm confused. Are the catholics, tea shiesters and hassids having a hate the homos the mostest contest or what?
D-baggers bite off more than chewable- take on orthodox jews and catholics in homo hating battle royale with cheese.
"I wanted to make it clear what my position was and I think I clearly defined it."
Actually, it's not clear to me whether your position is as catcher or pitcher. My money is on catcher.
Catcher or pitcher? I'd have to say pitcher. In fact, I think he might just be like a dog – will hump anything. Man, woman, animal, your leg – it doesn't matter.
So as a good Catholic not only is he a homophobe and bestiality-lover, he also supports child-molestation and statutory rape?
And don't forget, if a female gets pregnant in any of the above, she should be forced to give birth to the baby and call it Lemonade.
Any time a Catholic politician takes a position, my sphincter tightens nervously.
When it comes to smacking some sexuality into people, Carl is straight up pimpin!
What kind of parade does Paladino march in?
There's this Wiking SS thing in Ohio he likes to go to…..
Maybe he's on that goosestep your way to fabulous abs diet.
Remember, the reason government and bank employees and no one else have off today is because it's Guido Heritage Day; based on Paladino's last name I'd assume he'll be marching in today's parade, although some mafia-affiliated thugs and Jersey Shore stars may want him to stay away because he makes them look bad.
He'll be riding in the convertible at the front of the Legitimate Businessmen's Association contingent.
He'll march in any parade that gives him a clear view of pendulous equine ballsac.
Anything with the Budweiser Clydesdales would be fine with him.
Later in the article Paladino said he isn't homophobic and was just expressing the views he holds as a Catholic, because of course the Catholic Church's views on gay people are totally tolerant and non-bigoted.
More victories for the gays though seems to have driven the homophobic right even crazier than usual, since now they're calling teaching tolerance "brainwashing" and basically claiming that anti-gay bullying is perfectly OK; well, the Republicans are a bunch of bullies so it shouldn't be surprising that they support traditional schoolyard bullies.
He really is, he is a fucking arrogant fat bastard and mean, he loves having enemies, just so he can misuse the power of his office to fuck them over. He's that kind, he's hell-bent on revenge against everyone who ever called him a fat fuck, the fat fuck.
As a fat bastard I object to this ad hominem attack on fat people.
Oh, but you are one of the good ones, as bigots like Carl Paladino are prone to say.
Yes, whenever I don't wanna get up and run in the morning, I read Wonkette comments for motivation.
If it was only allowed on TV, I think Paladino's campaign slogan would be, "Go fuck yourselves."
Hey, remember when Republicans were claiming that JFK might be more loyal to the Vatican than to the US Constitution and that this would be a bad thing? Funny how times have changed.
the GOP has married the catholics, oh, the protestants used to hate the "Papists," the whore of Rome and all, but once they realized that the Papists worship them some fetus, hate them some fags, and keep the women in their place, they became fast friends, and now, its a new law, GOP presidents are only allowed to appoint Catholics to the Supreme Court. Unlike most all other fundamentalists, Whacky Catholic fundies tend to be highly educated and wily with their nasty, persnickety jesuitical logic that they can bend to any result they want.
They dropped that when Kerry was running, and said his was betraying his Catholicism by supporting women's rights and sort-of-somewhat-equal rights for gays.
Paladino said he isn't homophobic and was just expressing the views he holds as a Catholic
Or…"Paladino said he isn't racist and was just expressing the views he holds as a Klansman".
The teabaggers like Christie because he's just like then: disgusting and fat. Come 2012 he'll be shown up to the rallies on his Little Rascal mobility scooter and the crowd will go wild
He will have a golden sedan chair, on which he will lounge on cushions covered with satin, and it will be borne by 20 fawning sycophants, as befits his self-image as God-Emporer of All Humanity. Thats when he is feeling relatively humble.
You think twenty will be enough to bear that carcass aloft?
Anyone this homophobic is SURE to be exposed soon as flamingly gay himself.
Carl Paladino may be the only man in the world who is too vulgar for New York.
Right on!! Hey, waitaminute….
BTW, your rabbit on rooster action photo brings to mind a funny story…
One of our neighbors owns a pair of unneutered Giant Bull Mastiff Elephant Herding dogs. I don't know what they really are, but they are huge. Anyway, they frequently come over here to steal cat food – and possibly eat a cat if they can catch one.
One day the pair are on our deck – having a romantic interlude – right in front of one of my kids who was about 7 at the time. He was laughing and called us and said, "hey look, the dogs are playing leap frog".
Its like the time Santa's little helper tried to jump over Mrs. Santa's little helper, but got stuck half way over.
Which one was dressed as the rabbit and which one as the rooster?
Apparently one of Teabagger hits was our own Ken Cuccinelli, who is determined to bankrupt UVA by demanding all sorts of documentation relevant to a global-warming climetologist that doesn't even work there now. If there wasn't any global warming before, generating all that documentation should do the trick. If there's one thing Teabaggers love more than sticking it to someone who believes in global warming, it's listening to someone with a Real American name like Cuccinelli.
And I'd like to know who in the AG's office is capable of reading and understanding a climatology paper? And if there is someone there with that capability, why? I hope all the people in Northern Virginia who voted for him believing he was a moderate Republican are enjoying the whirlwind.
It doesn't matter; the guy has to know each case will be thrown out of court, as each he's tried to bring so far has, but there's still several benefits in Republican bully-land: he gets to pander to the denialist base, he's both wasting the government's money and forcing an elitist college to waste their money, and he gets to harass an academic he doesn't like.
It is amazing how much "fiscal conservatives" love flushing money down the toilet…to leave less for the poors, perhaps?
Pretty much, yep; what Grover Norquist referred to as "starving the beast", which was one of the main purposes of Reagan's tax cuts and increase in military spending; and it got them an increases in the minimum age for Social Security and in the regressive payroll taxes.
Well how else can Ken abuse his power to prove that every scientist in the world is in a vast conspiracy to convince the world that the global warming that's currently occurring and observed exists for some vague, nefarious reason?
Thats the Paranoid Style in America Politics in all its glory. Huge, secret conspiracy to enslave us all, doncha know, probably the Jews, too.
Well the Jew part is implied by scientist.
Fucking elites, always conspiring, in their ivory towers in New York! Soros!
so true- but we are failing. I think we only have two Nobel prize winners this year.
"Thousands show up at Tea Party" Two thousands that is…pssst…LSM; they're RIGHTWING REPUBLICANS. Nothing more.
The thing is, there seem to be fiscal rightwingers and social rightwingers and I keep thinking they'll fight each other to the death, at which point most of them will be gone. I continue to be disappointed, however.
Fiscals = Tops, Socials = Bottoms.
Talk about dysfunctional relationships: the Socials don't know they're being used, and the Fiscals think the gimps will never break out of the basement.
Keep fucking that chicken, Bugs.
Paladino was just expressing the views he holds as a Catholic…
The pope is opposed to use of condoms as well, Carl–the drugstores in NY are going to take a revenue hit.
He was just following the Church's teachings on birth control when he impregnated his mistress.
It's not gay if it isn't about the sex.
So, the Paultards have been absorbed into the Tea Baggers? I was hoping for a WWE-ish knock-down, drag-out fight between the two as to who's the most crazy. And who got their blimp? Will their be a Christie blimp? Appropriate, I should think.
Christie don't need no stinkin' blimp. Christie IS the blimp.
The Teabaggers are the Paultards' precious little baby (see the trolls on the Oathkeepers missing baby post). They hope that by pampering it and pandering to it, it will grow up to be a John Galt-like juggernaut of FREEDOM. They don't seem to want to admit that it will likely grow up into a 40-year-old loser with a subaverage IQ that lives in Mom's basement and types compulsively into a spittle-flecked computer at whatever calculated outrage the rightwing news outlets are pimping at any given moment.
It's true. I got into it with one of the trolls late last night and he bitched me out for Wonkette's "dehumanizing" the Teabaggers. Who know Ron Paul was a Youngbloods fan?
I read that last night. I started to scrawl an angry diatribe about how we were dehumanizing them because they were fucking child abusers, but I knew it would fall on deaf ears, so instead I just touched myself and went to bed. Time better spent, I think.
Oooh, we got trolls in there? I'll have to revisit the thread, especially since there hasn't been a new post for over TWO AND A HALF HOURS, Alan (do our editors not realize that very few people actually have off today?)
The two groups would meld, but they never can get together to meet because the Teabaggers think that Azeroth is a small town in New Jersey, not a digital space on World of Warcraft- so the tards keep showing up in the Stormwind town square but none of the 'baggers ever show.
It's a generational thing, which is too bad, because the Teabaggers really need some advice on pimping out their Rascals, which is something some of the heavier Paultards could totally help out with .
Just imagine the toxic shit bubbling beneath the surface of Carl Paladino's public persona. Somewhere in Carl's "attic" is an Iottic photo of him indulging in one or more of his religio-sexual fetishes. I'd put big money that.
Why was Carl in a room full of bearded hipster-Jews?
To show them that it is possible for a goy to at once to be a shlemiel, a shlamazel, and a schmuck. All three at the same time even. Whadda putz.
Actually, I think the lyrics go, "Sclemeel, schlemazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated," but my memory could be failing me.
This almost made coffee come out my nose: http://shockoe-lit-mess.blogspot.com/2010/10/wors...
thank you for that. (the link, not the nose juice)
Why is it that, with all these anti-gay hypocrite conservatives, as a gay man, my only reaction to it is "ewwwwwwwwww … " ?
Maybe you feel that way because Paladino, and people like him, are revolting, disgusting, sub-human, proto-slugs.
That's how I feel about Paladino, and people like him, too, and I'm not gay.
Still, it's not really a surprise- the real question is, what groups isn't Carl Paladino insanely bigoted towards?
Also, this is one of those pleasant reminders we get every once in a while that Muslims aren't the new gays, because gays are still the new gays, and the insanity towards Muslims is actually something else entirely. Except in Carl Paladino's case, where the two are actually just two manifestations of the same, all-consuming insanity that he lives in, every day of his life. The truth is, if anything, we should pity him- dementia is a serious condition, and between the violent outbursts, his repeatedly forgetting that he's the candidate with a love child from an affair, and the fact that he gets increasingly violent later in the day/campaign, it's clear that that's what's going on.
We should also pity the people of New York, who are having this man inflicted upon them, and especially the Republican Party of New York, as the fact that they nominated this guy is a clear sign that most registered Republicans are Trigs, actually.
Is Paladino courting the Orthodox vote? If so,next up…'I don't shake hands with any women of child-bearing age, it's disgusting because they may be menstruating".
Eeewwww! If you women would just go stay in the unclean hut and hide yourselves during that time, we wouldn't have to worry about accidentally touching you. What I cana't understand, though, is the shrimp thing. Why does God hate shrimp? I love shrimp cocktail, I just love it!
Hey, speaking of, lets go counter-protest Westbury Baptist by carrying signs that say "God Hates Shrimp," or, we could do it at the Stewart-Colbert rally?
Maybe Yahweh is allergic, and decided that if he didn't get to enjoy the delicious shrimp he'd try and stop everyone else from doing so too. Now I'm just wondering why he hates cheeseburgers.
Maybe that will be my sign for the rally/march. IS that okay with you? I may go a little farther- "God Hates Shellfish- and so do I". I am now a vegetarian but was not always and I am deadly allergic to shellfish(and I am also Jewish so God and I are very tight)
Carl doesn't seem to be hampered by consistent thinking. My bet is that he is trying to get invited to a mikva party, and is offering to bring the champagne and blow.
I'm glad in Carl Country, people will not take any shit from those fucking fairies. Next time one of them sneers at my cheap shoes and tells me there are no open tables in his fucking restaurant, I can punch him right in his fucking fairy face. USA!
I'm also looking forward to the part where the non-virgin women can freely be stoned to death on their wedding nights. Hang on, you probably thought we would skip the teabagger pledge to cite the basis for all edicts. This one is laid out by the hand of God Himself because he literally wrote the whole motherfucking bible in 19th century English, right there in Deuteronomy 22:20,21.
Peace be with you motherfuckers or I will take you the fuck out.
And yet, I'm pretty sure all of the Orthodox Abrahamics of every stripe have some strong opinions about what it means when someone approaches a beast and lies with it.
At least, I think so- on the other hand, I mainly remember that from Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, so who knows?! Also, it doesn't say anything about videotaping the act, so unless the Bible says something somewhere about leading others to sin or something, Carl's probably in the clear!
Note to Carl: It's only gay if your balls touch, so relax.
If Carl Paladino gave a horse a blowjob it wouldn’t even be bestiality
Paladino, Palamino, whatever.
A paint job.
Carl's favorite dish? Ham biscuits.
(don't tell the Hasidim….)
I thought it was long pork.
OT, Obamar's on hidden-hold appointment to the Federal Reserve, Peter Diamond, has won the Noble in economics. Take that Bunning & Shelby you pricks.
Just what this country needs, another Nobel Prize winner in charge of things, jeez…
Repugs are already claiming that the Nobel Prize doesn't count for anything….
The problem is that the Nobels are primarily given to people whose work is based on facts, not on what they want to believe is true, and is therefore biased. (The obvious exception being literature, given to people whose work is fiction-based).
But hey, the Republicans are on the the same side as the Chinese government, while they're arguing that their oppressive totalitarian oligarchy is not oppressive.
He is Jewish so there we go again- getting all up into US finance. Jews, we rock! Not me- I am just a schleper.
Quite honestly, I don't know whether to laugh or shit my pants.
These are not the crazed ravings of someone in the crowd with zero political instincts. This is a hail-mary pass on the part of Paladino, and sometimes those connect.
If we allow teh gheys to wriggle around in excrement, then before you know it, men will be having sex with box turtles and wimins will be having sex with horses, and it's pretty well-documented what Paladino's view on the latter of those is.
We must stop our daughters from being brainwashed with the liberal message that horse cock is not an option.
I'm glad Christie is spending so much time on the road these days. The more time he spends away from us in New Jersey, the better. Sorry if he comes to your town and eats it, though.
As a federal prosecutor, he was untouchable, but now, he is in a different sandbox, and people really really dislike his ways, people be sharpening knives and waiting for the day.
I can't believe nobody cared about the sweetheart deal the fat fuck got for his brother. Pissed me off.
And the former prosecutor he was waaay too close to? Look, dude was a sleaze, but he was running against a guy with the personality of wallpaper paste who made too much money on Wall Street and who had been in power when the shit hit the fan.
Same damn story is happening all over, and the result will either be a bunch of Scott Browns (suddenly more reasonable once re-election is on the line) or a bunch of idealogues who fuck things up so severely that they implode the GOP's chances in 2012. Either way, should be entertaining as long as you can keep some of the crap from falling on you.
I can't beleive noone cares that as prosecutor, he specialized in extortion, investigating businesses, then engaging in "pre-indictment plea bargains (no judicial supervision or approval necessary that way) which then involved him appointing his buddies to multi-million dollar gigs as conservators or monitors. He threw $20 million at Ashcroft through this method of shakedown.
Not to mention his brother bought him the appointment as USA to begin with, with that $100,000 donation to W.
NJ Transit busses, park and ride to NYC, its not bad, it works well. Most of NJ is nice, its just not as pretty as Ct's glacial terrain with the ponds and hills and stuff. Thanks for your condescending my home state!
Gee, maybe a new train tunnel would help with the traffic? Ooops, fat fuck asshole just killed that, too, just to prove he could, because he's the fucking King of the Hill is what he is!
The upside of having a Governor who just sees the position as a step to a Presidential run: they spend a lot of time out-of-state courting a national constituency.
The downside: they do horrible things to their state just to please an insane base, like killing a job-creating, commute-easing construction project because it's "big government".
"Horrible job-killing" was his raison d'etre when he entered the race. He's a starve-the-beaster (funny how it's always the fat ones who get behind that notion) par excellence. He never intended to run for reelection in NJ, which is scary because it means he is trying consciously to wreak as much havoc as he can before taking off for DC. He'll never win national election either, but he will make a lot of money out on the anti-OBAMAR campaign trail, and then his oil buddies will treat him real nice, happy ending included.
And so many nice people wind up facing a lingering, painful death from a loathsome disease, while fat bullying corrupt thugs walk the earth vaulting ever upward through sheer gall and outrageous corruption. Is it gin time yet? I need my bottle, I am getting cranky again.
I'll get the ice.
That would spice up an otherwise disappointing Cocktober.
Well, fuck him then.
You don't get to say gay people aren't equal to straight people, then weasel out of it by saying, “Don’t misquote me as wanting to hurt homosexual people in any way. That would be a dastardly lie.”
You just did hurt gay people, Carl, you motherfucking loser. Oh, and you just lost the gubernatorial race, too, asshole. That shit may fly in other states, but not in New York.
I've been saying for awhile now that Cuomo is just playing out the rope-a-dope….Mrs. Cuomo didn't raise no fools.
Carl said this morning he'd hire gays in his administration, even though he hates their brainwashed guts. Now that's a governor we can all admire.
I love it when freakishly gay-sex-obsessed conservatives have the temerity to call me abnormal.
Don't take any notice of Carl, Naked Bunny, unless there are photos of you doing something really kinky , like say , mounting a rooster.
It's not gay if the dude has a cloaca!
I love dudes sending out bestiality emails having the balls to talk about pandering to perverts and pornographers… Like he isn't the perv or porno. Love the alliteration though
It's as I've long suspected: Paladino, Santorum, and their ilk are willing to let "man on dog" slide–as long as gay marriage is not the gateway.
Also, happy fucking Columbus Day, this is where you replay the Dennis Hopper Sicilian Origin speech to Christopher Walken, from True Romance.
You know you want to see it. Paladino, you are an eggplant
I loved that speech. And I'm a brown eyed kinky haired Sicilian.
So that's where Easter eggs come from!
Only the ones from Cadbury!
I knew there was something about that Easter bunny.
From what I've read here, doesn't look like you'll be governor. But on the up side, you're most certainly qualified to the be on the Community Board for Tijuana's Red Light District.
So pack your bags, asshole!
But seriously, fuck you, and the horse you rode in on on. Literally.
Today we are all racist homophobes.
Today, we are the Tea Party.
Fox News launches spirited defense of Mr. Paladion in 5, 4, 3, 2,…..
O'Reilly's on the case, just heard from a head of lettuce in the supermarket.
Tonight on Hannity: Why Liberals want to force you to love Gay Children, and the steps they are taking to shut down dissent as part of their Socialist Propaganda.
and
Tonight, on a very special Glen Beck, we go behind the curtain and find out how Progressives have plotted since the turn of the century to force good, God-fearing, Constitutional Americans to put up with Gay Children as part of their attempts to transform this country into a hot, hot, hot dance party.
Maybe you need to build the dang fence!
Nah, that'd cut down too much on my free-range child barbeque meat.
Sign at the 3rd Street Diner back in the day "Unattended children will be made into meatloaf"
I'll have you know there is a meshuggah web site out there just waiting for the new never-going-to-happen Governor Pallamino. And yes, there are gay rabbis. They're everywhere!
You wear a negative pee Medal of Honor. I salute you brother.
Good lord, that picture totally summarizes my morning. I feel like a chicken getting beast fucked by a rabbit.
Man, I love the phrase "beast fucked", I am going to be using that from here on in. "Come here Mr Limeylizzie and beast fuck me if you wouldn't mind".
That sounds like a particularly silly McCartney lyric.
As opposed to the wonderful McCartney lyrics of “Ebony and Ivory”?
Isn't "gay parade" a tad redundant?
So we have GOP nazis, homo hating bigots, jackasses McDonnell/Angle, Beck worshipping highway shooters, BushCo (making $$ for the GOP), meanwhile Barry is making jobs…yet the Repug baggers are winning in the polls ? We are a nation of retards.
Well, I hate him back. So there.
Don't sugar coat your opinion. 'Cause then Chistie will eat it.
I don't know much about Orthodox Jews, but would they in general be as nuts as fundamentalist Christians and their Repug apologists in hating gays, abortion, evolution, liberals etc? I would have thought supporting Israel and fighting terrorism would be a top concern and gay-hate would be way down the list.
Actually, those particular ultra-Orthodox are Satmar Hasidim. The Satmars are ANTI-ZIONIST and believe the state of Israel is an abomination. So basically, Carl just spoke in front of a bunch of anti-Israel meshugas who actually SUPPORT holocaust denying Iranian dictators. http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article...
oh dear, so it seems he can't even come up with the right nutjob things to say to the appropriate nutjob crowd!
Lets just say that many of the women in that community are known to get together semi-publicly and sometimes like to let their wigs and hair down a little bit, if you get me…
Is Riley the only one who showed up to work on Columbus Day?
I'd like to know, as well, these fuckers get Columbus Day off? Fuckers better start to make with the comedy, schnell, baby, I am jonesing here, I need my fix.
"Riley" actually works in Bangalore, where they don't get Columbus Day off, or any others. Not coincidentally, Columbus thought he had discovered India, in his search for cheap child labor, unregulated workplaces, and tax cuts that are the engine of entrepreneurship. Hence the phrase, "Life of Riley."
No, no, no. The Riley Lama is Tibetan. He showed us the other day. He is an ascendant dancing lama; he has risen above holidays.
Carl Paladino is so gay.
What kind of twisted bastard doesn't like watching videos of ladies having sex with horses?
Maybe those "disgusting gays."
does he hate priests also?
Paladino looks like an old-school mafioso. However he is an animal lover, just look at his e-mails.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea of some Jewish Conservative from Brooklyn saying "you know who speaks for me? That Carl Paladino guy!"
oh man. i'm sick, i have to work on an important holiday and now we have reduced wonkette?
i blame baggers.
I don't know, Carl; I still prefer my porn with dudes and whos, versus chicks and whats.
No, I don't know which parade this miserable fuck marches in; but whichever it is, I know he is Goose-Stepping his flabby, bigoted ass off.
Only one story so far today? Hmm. Maybe Wonkette gets Columbus Day off which means its a gubmint org. I see what's happenin' here.
No they are very busy. In a variation on an earlier theme, the Wonkette staffers are preparing gift boxes for Repubtards with slightly-used blankets from ebola patients who no longer need such things.
Racist Nightmare Carl Paladino Also Hates Your Gay Children!
Riley Waggaman's title says it all.
Is the morning editor hammered already? The bunny-on-rooster pic has been up there longer than Sarah Palin was governor.
No one's working today because it is apparently some sort of left wing liberal racist three-day weekend. But if it makes ya feel any better, there's not a goddam thing going on over at Breitbart either.
Hair of the dog day.
Chris Christie won that straw poll with 14% of the vote, with Bristol's mama breathing down his neck. Then they descended quickly to candidates who had less than 10% I'm guessing such notables as Glenn Beck, Joe Arpaio and Sam Wurzelbacher got a vote or two each. I'm hoping that Basil Flambeaux, or whatever his name was, got a couple at least.
Traffic stop slavery is inexcusable.
What?! No Jan Brewer?? After she have did all she could for Arifuckingzona?
I heard some NPR report this morning; some young dipshit in Philly saying she won't be voting this time around because "…like, I'm kinda disappointed in Obama, ya know, like, gay rights and the war and stuff…"
And tell me, stupid child, do you really think it will be better if more liberally-slanted candidates don't win because asshats like you don't think enough has been accomplished yet and won't vote?
Do you think any of those things that originally got you off your lazy ass to vote the last time out are going to have a chance to transpire if rethug/tea party jackalopes win?
At this point I can't be sure if that's really a photo of a rabbit and a hen, or Republicans playing around at a costume party.
I didn't know Bugs Bunny and Foghorn Leghorn made a porno. Keep fuckin' that chicken, Bugs.
I am boycotting the Columbus Day parade because the Mafiosa wearing sashes are disgusting. No one wears a satin sash with a silk suit anymore. That's so 70s.
"We must stop pandering to the pornographers and the perverts, who seek to target our children and destroy their lives."
Unless it is via e-mail.
I'm sick and tired of DemocRATS attacking Tea Party candidates with unfounded accusations of racism/homophobia/witchcraft/stupidity.
Carl Paladino is NOT A HOMOPHOBIC. And, for the record, I've been to a lot of tea party rallies and can tell you first-hand that they're some of the warmest, nicest, God-fearing people you will ever meet.
And if you need proof that the average tea party protestor supports the gay, here it is: http://wearitorleaveit.us/2010/09/26/gaytriotism/
Ok, so it now it turns out that the odd cult anti-zionist Satmars, the ones who support the Holocaust denying Iranian dictator in his hope that the Jewish state will soon disappear, actually wrote the speech for Paladino! At least that's what Carl is now saying. Way to blame the Jews, Carl! And if the Rabbi told you to jump off the Brooklyn Briidge would you do that too?
Could someone on the left PLEASE start praying for a Supreme Court vacancy before the Citizens United thing completely destroys the country?
Oops, too late!
My belief is that even Christie isn't stupid enough to actually kill the tunnel. That was an elaborate grandstanding stunt, something this fat fuck is an expert at.
Seriously it's time for NY, NJ, CT to form it's own country and get out of the clusterfuck the USA is turning into.
Hey, I'm from Brooklyn originally. I'm honor-bound to slam Joisey. Not my rules.
Also too if it would get me back into your good graces, I'll admit that parts of CT are insufferable. All better?
You got a cute dog, we all good.
It appears I have some fellow Nutmeggers here. Agree on all counts–having family in NJ since forever. Both states have lovely sections, some not-so-fabulous, and awful horrid death traffic that makes me want to kill people now that I have a job impossible to commute to via train. We more similar than some would suspect. And if McMahon wins, we'll both have complete unadulterated assholes for Governors, too. yay.
I would agree with that. Please let it be so.
NJ is far nicer than I thought it would be, but I guess only living in NY and CT (as well as the south for awhile) gave me a bad impression of Jersey, which was wrong. I still love CT best, though. It's what I consider home, and I love New England.
But I don't think CT traffic can touch the nightmare that is traffic in NJ, especially up north. And don't get me started on trying to make a left turn on Route 1.
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