Well, this is good news for people who bang on their cellphones all day long, in the United Arab Emirates:
The United Arab Emirates, one of several countries that have threatened to suspend services for the Blackberry smartphones this year, on Friday backed away from a ban that was to have come into effect on Monday, after reaching an agreement with the popular messaging devices’ manufacturer, Research In Motion.
Just like the song "I don't wanna work, just wanna bang on this Blackberry all day." (Blackberry is slang for sex parts, right?)
However any woman seen talking on one without her head covered will have a hand amputated.
Tough, but fair.