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Flavored Chew Fiend ‘Skoalrebel’ Has Become Cartman, On ‘South Park’

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Have you forgotten all about the redneck webcam star “Skoal Rebel” aka skoalrebel, who was for a brief moment in time the most popular Actual Human Character on your Wonkette? The cud-chewin’ loser may have dropped off the map “in real life,” but his memory lives on within the appalling cartoon character of Cartman from teevee’s South Park. Are things getting weirder out there? Let’s look at the original Skoalrebel, and laugh together.


[South Park via “Nathan”]

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  • fatoots

    Word to you mutha. Peace out. Also

  • Native_of_SL_UT

    Remember the good old days when parody was funnier than the original? Skoalrebel, the Palins, O'Donnell and the rest are going to put comedy writers out of work.

    • Tim

      Yes. Sometimes I think John Stewart is so successful at comedy because he doesn't exactly satirize, but articulates the "WTF" reaction better than any one else. Parody is dead.

    • Redhead

      SNL did a good job of parodying Sarah Palin… except people got confuzzled and mixed up their parody with the real Palin. When that's the level of stupid you're starting with, there's really nowhere to go.

  • elpinche

    Wonkette is always ahead of the game.

  • bagofmice

    Yeeeeaaarg. I can't view this on my iPhone.

    • the_problem_child

      I can't view this in Canada City.

      • the_problem_child

        But then again, I probably couldn't view our Wonkette at all from Iran.

    • http://wonkette.com Ken Layne

      That's not a very skoalrebel thing to say.

      • Gopherit

        Seriously. That's fuckin' gay as hell. Where is my copenhagen…..peach? That's gay! That's gay as hell!

        • Crank_Tango

          nevar forgit flavor dips!!!11!!!

      • bagofmice

        True, it's more yuppie ironic pirate than skoalrebel. I just escaped back into the city after delivering a laptop to my parents, who taught me to never trust an open soda can as a child, by example.

    • spooked911

      seriously– I *HATE* the new Wonkette iPhone format

  • SmutBoffin

    I wonder if he ever got that cough assessed by a medical professional. Could be serious, and I can't imagine life in a world without him.

  • tbogg

    You know CNN only hired Erik Erikson because skoalrebel wanted too much money.

    • Extemporanus

      I hate to raise ol' Skoal's expectorations, but after mudjugging Rick Sanchez, I'm thinking CNN might be looking for some dip.

  • smokefilledroommate

    Needs moar Mudjugz.

    • SmutBoffin

      Don't we all?

    • realmurkin

      Until about 30 seconds ago, I was under the impression that "mud jugs" were simply mud-covered tits. This is a sad, sad day.

      • smokefilledroommate

        And yet you call yourself a "real" murkin.. HA!

        • realmurkin

          *sigh* You got me. I guess I just can't hide my true nature as an arugula-munching elitist.

    • bagofmice

      I heard u liek mudjugs.

  • Troubledog

    Welease the Skoal Webel!

  • bumfug

    This, my friends, is why I'm moving to L.A. a week from today. Not that these defective humans don't live out there, it's just that they aren't every fucking person you meet *cough* I'm in Augusta, GA*cough*

    • Mumbletypeg

      Wasn't there a song by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, "…Augusta, Georgia is just no place to be"? Best wishes for the future.

  • elfgoldsackring

    FFS, "dips" has one syllable. Not seventeen.

  • skaboomizzy

    He's still around, his new YouTube account is mudjugsforlife21

    • http://fontofliberty.blogspot.com/ Rarian Rakista

      He looks like a shaved sea cow, are we sure we are not dealing with a new sentient species on this planet?

      • skaboomizzy

        It's his summer coat. Soon his winter coat will grow back in, including dirt-stache and peach-fuzz on the fat, carcinoma-riddled cheeks.

      • Extemporanus

        He does convey a unique sense of huge manatee.

        • One_who_wanders

          I know manatees and skoalrebel is no manatee. They are gentle vegetarians . . .

      • finallyhappy

        well, it depends on your definition of sentient

  • Bonzos_Bed_Time

    Trey and Matt owe him big time. I hope they at least give him some writing credit or something.

  • fuflans

    america fuck yeah.

    • Extemporanus

      "America?!"

      "Yeah."

      "Fuck…"

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Oh, for a second I thought that fat slob was our governor, Chris Christie.

    [Snark Off]

    It is probably not national news, but our horizontally exceptional leader today opted out of a major infrastructure project (the new rail tunnel from NJ to NY). This will permanantly cap commuter traffic across the Hudson River to the lofty levels envisioned in 1912 when the first tunnel was built by the Pennsylvania Railroad (an institution apparently more forward looking than today's Republican Party).

    This is America in it's death throes, as it rejects projects that keep it's own lifeblood flowing….

    • http://www.kenlayisalive.org kenlayisalive

      He seems to be making a habit of throwing federal money down the toilet – first for education, now for this much needed rail link.

      Clearly, he is some kind of fiscal genius working beyond the powers of mere mortals to comprehend.

      Or maybe he is just a fat fucking idiot.

      • One_who_wanders

        I know which of those is the smart way to bet.

    • spooked911

      we are now the "Can't Do Nation"

  • Radiotherapy
    • LionelHutzEsq

      Obviously fake, as Skoalrebel is too smart and well spoken to be a Hannity guest.

    • Starfish

      thank you. thank you so much. how did you know i was stoned off my ass?

  • Fare la Volpe

    I love how he takes the time to cough up all that pig jizz before dipping. That's the mark of a gentleman.

  • fuflans

    things skoalrebel has not considered:

    A lost flute concerto by the composer Vivaldi has been discovered at the National Archives of Scotland.

    fucking scots.

    • Extemporanus

      A thousand Midwest wedding planners just creamed their pleated skorts.

    • bureaucrap

      All vivaldi sounds alike anyways so this actually isn't such a big deal.

  • Extemporanus

    Wow…Cartman is skoalrebel's spittin' image!

    *rimjob*

    • zhubajie

      Maybe he's Cartman's father.

  • AntonovBureau

    All I get is "Sorry, this video is unavailable from this site".

    First Obambi bans flavored chew and my precious kretek cigarettes, and now he stifles meh FRIST AMENDMENTAL RITES.

  • DCHatesMe

    So today ….

    I'll be reviewing Grizzly Wintergreen

    Yup, agin

    Got my jug

    See?

    (2 minutes of heavy breathing later)

    Hyawwwk!

  • neiltheblaze

    I see the herpes sores on his face seem to have calmed down a little.

    • http://fontofliberty.blogspot.com/ Rarian Rakista

      Ladies, at least we knows he gives oral.

  • frailamerica

    I just assumed this kid died. Hope is truly gone.

  • http://wonkette.com Zvi_Bleindmeis

    Only in America. I mean, really, where else on the planet is material like this produced? The Japanese television wackiness can't compete. Sometimes there's an English or Scottish or Irish bit of local color that achieves a degree of unselfconscious comedic brilliance. But no other culture could possibly spawn such a combination of pathos, subcortical appetites, and unrestrained bile that somehow retains an innocence at the same time. We are exceptional, no doubt about it.

    (I'm referring to the SkoReb, in case that's not clear, not South Park.)

  • loquacioustunes

    I don't know if it's my firewall or Comedy Central, but I'm getting a message that the video is "currently unavailable" — very much like flavored dip, in fact.

    • Katydid

      Try southparkstudios.com. Look for Poor and Stupid clips.

  • Oblios_Cap

    It looks like he's got a pile of flammable shit piled on a stove behind him. Spontaneous combustion would be a nice ending to the video.

  • bureaucrap

    I saw this bit on Wed. night and thought, "OMG, trey and matt are reading wonkette"!

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Beyond politics, we get vocabulary (see mudjugz, above), literature, science, and the maths. Ken, can you look into Wonketteers getting CEUs?

  • TanzbodenKoenig

    Is he on drugs or just stupid?

  • notreelyhelping

    Note to kids who may be watching this: Skoal, cough syrup, sniffing glue, and Maddog are not a pretty combination.

  • SaintRond

    Jesus God, every time I look at this swollen elastic sack of nicotine and cholesterol I feel like I can smell his ass.

  • EdFlintstone

    Laugh now libtards, but wait til 2012 when the Koch brothers finance his teabagger run for congress in the 3rd hatfield-mccoy congressional district, then he'll be congressman Skoalrebel!!!

  • GOPCrusher

    Sadly, the message that Matt and Trey were sending will be lost on the intended audience, since NASCAR fans only watch Comedy Central when Larry The Cable Guy is on.

  • BobWonderPoodle

    Skoal Rebel has replied…..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EFXLTlHJZQ

    • DoktorZoom

      Jezucristo. YouTube is a window to a world that I don't want to know about.

    • http://wonkette.com Zvi_Bleindmeis

      Oh man. This guy is adorable.

      He also has an important discussion of the BP oil spill, too. Apparently the ecosystem is basically the water, and the "ole" is getting up into our beaches in Florida, like Myrtle Beach. SkoalRebel likes wildlife, he tells us.

      Strong stuff.

  • lulzmonger

    Cartman: can not see in my country.
    mudjugsforlife21: can not unsee.

    "THANKS!"