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Flavored Chew Fiend ‘Skoalrebel’ Has Become Cartman, On ‘South Park’

Have you forgotten all about the redneck webcam star “Skoal Rebel” aka skoalrebel, who was for a brief moment in time the most popular Actual Human Character on your Wonkette? The cud-chewin’ loser may have dropped off the map “in real life,” but his memory lives on within the appalling cartoon character of Cartman from teevee’s South Park. Are things getting weirder out there? Let’s look at the original Skoalrebel, and laugh together.


[South Park via "Nathan"]

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68 comments

  1. Native_of_SL_UT

    Remember the good old days when parody was funnier than the original? Skoalrebel, the Palins, O'Donnell and the rest are going to put comedy writers out of work.

    1. Tim

      Yes. Sometimes I think John Stewart is so successful at comedy because he doesn't exactly satirize, but articulates the "WTF" reaction better than any one else. Parody is dead.

    2. Redhead

      SNL did a good job of parodying Sarah Palin… except people got confuzzled and mixed up their parody with the real Palin. When that's the level of stupid you're starting with, there's really nowhere to go.

      1. Gopherit

        Seriously. That's fuckin' gay as hell. Where is my copenhagen…..peach? That's gay! That's gay as hell!

      2. bagofmice

        True, it's more yuppie ironic pirate than skoalrebel. I just escaped back into the city after delivering a laptop to my parents, who taught me to never trust an open soda can as a child, by example.

  2. SmutBoffin

    I wonder if he ever got that cough assessed by a medical professional. Could be serious, and I can't imagine life in a world without him.

    1. Extemporanus

      I hate to raise ol' Skoal's expectorations, but after mudjugging Rick Sanchez, I'm thinking CNN might be looking for some dip.

    1. realmurkin

      Until about 30 seconds ago, I was under the impression that "mud jugs" were simply mud-covered tits. This is a sad, sad day.

        1. realmurkin

          *sigh* You got me. I guess I just can't hide my true nature as an arugula-munching elitist.

  3. bumfug

    This, my friends, is why I'm moving to L.A. a week from today. Not that these defective humans don't live out there, it's just that they aren't every fucking person you meet *cough* I'm in Augusta, GA*cough*

    1. Mumbletypeg

      Wasn't there a song by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, "…Augusta, Georgia is just no place to be"? Best wishes for the future.

      1. skaboomizzy

        It's his summer coat. Soon his winter coat will grow back in, including dirt-stache and peach-fuzz on the fat, carcinoma-riddled cheeks.

  4. Bonzos_Bed_Time

    Trey and Matt owe him big time. I hope they at least give him some writing credit or something.

  5. johnnyzhivago

    Oh, for a second I thought that fat slob was our governor, Chris Christie.

    [Snark Off]

    It is probably not national news, but our horizontally exceptional leader today opted out of a major infrastructure project (the new rail tunnel from NJ to NY). This will permanantly cap commuter traffic across the Hudson River to the lofty levels envisioned in 1912 when the first tunnel was built by the Pennsylvania Railroad (an institution apparently more forward looking than today's Republican Party).

    This is America in it's death throes, as it rejects projects that keep it's own lifeblood flowing….

    1. kenlayisalive

      He seems to be making a habit of throwing federal money down the toilet – first for education, now for this much needed rail link.

      Clearly, he is some kind of fiscal genius working beyond the powers of mere mortals to comprehend.

      Or maybe he is just a fat fucking idiot.

  6. Fare la Volpe

    I love how he takes the time to cough up all that pig jizz before dipping. That's the mark of a gentleman.

  7. fuflans

    things skoalrebel has not considered:

    A lost flute concerto by the composer Vivaldi has been discovered at the National Archives of Scotland.

    fucking scots.

  8. AntonovBureau

    All I get is "Sorry, this video is unavailable from this site".

    First Obambi bans flavored chew and my precious kretek cigarettes, and now he stifles meh FRIST AMENDMENTAL RITES.

  9. DCHatesMe

    So today ….

    I'll be reviewing Grizzly Wintergreen

    Yup, agin

    Got my jug

    See?

    (2 minutes of heavy breathing later)

    Hyawwwk!

  10. Zvi_Bleindmeis

    Only in America. I mean, really, where else on the planet is material like this produced? The Japanese television wackiness can't compete. Sometimes there's an English or Scottish or Irish bit of local color that achieves a degree of unselfconscious comedic brilliance. But no other culture could possibly spawn such a combination of pathos, subcortical appetites, and unrestrained bile that somehow retains an innocence at the same time. We are exceptional, no doubt about it.

    (I'm referring to the SkoReb, in case that's not clear, not South Park.)

  11. loquacioustunes

    I don't know if it's my firewall or Comedy Central, but I'm getting a message that the video is "currently unavailable" — very much like flavored dip, in fact.

  12. Oblios_Cap

    It looks like he's got a pile of flammable shit piled on a stove behind him. Spontaneous combustion would be a nice ending to the video.

  13. weejee

    Beyond politics, we get vocabulary (see mudjugz, above), literature, science, and the maths. Ken, can you look into Wonketteers getting CEUs?

  14. notreelyhelping

    Note to kids who may be watching this: Skoal, cough syrup, sniffing glue, and Maddog are not a pretty combination.

  15. SaintRond

    Jesus God, every time I look at this swollen elastic sack of nicotine and cholesterol I feel like I can smell his ass.

  16. EdFlintstone

    Laugh now libtards, but wait til 2012 when the Koch brothers finance his teabagger run for congress in the 3rd hatfield-mccoy congressional district, then he'll be congressman Skoalrebel!!!

  17. GOPCrusher

    Sadly, the message that Matt and Trey were sending will be lost on the intended audience, since NASCAR fans only watch Comedy Central when Larry The Cable Guy is on.

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