Fat Old Couple Has 'Mobility Scooter Fight' At the Wendy's Again
GREENSBURG, Pa. -- An argument at a Greensburg Wendy's forced several customers to leave the restaurant when a woman began chasing her husband around in her personal mobility scooter, police said.
When the police showed up, they cited the slobs for causing a ruckus. "With it being night out and cars pulling in and out of the parking lot, it created somewhat of a dangerous condition between that and it being physically offensive for the people in the restaurant," state trooper Steven Limani told Channel 11.
The man and woman are "regulars" at the anus-burger chain's location across from the old mall in Greensburg, and they have "caused problems there before." [ Channel 11 ]
I worked in fast food about 10 years ago during my undergrad days and now the smell just makes me nauseous. The worst is Taco Bell.
"There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the keys the anusburgers the fizzy corn syrup and the whole government, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Teabag Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."