Orange-headed Space.com founder and fired cable-news host Lou Dobbs was known for one thing during his long last years of anchoring a CNN show even dumber thanRick's List: Lou Dobbs HATED the Mexicans. Oh man they drove him NUTS! And once CNN management decided Lou Dobbs was too awful even for CNN, Lou Dobbs decided that Evil Ghost Mexicans were attacking his house, with weaponry, and also he fantasized about being president or New Jersey's anti-Mexican commissioner. What could possibly bring this swollen-faced grumblepuss back to the pages of Wonkette? He got caught hiring illegal aliens!
Famous liberal magazineThe Nationcouldn't figure out anything good to investigate, so it sent a bunch of reporters to skulk around Lou Dobbs' mansion in New Jersey. Sure enough, The Nationfound many a-Messican toiling for Lord Dobbs, illegally:
In Lou Dobbs's heyday at CNN, when he commanded more than 800,000 viewers and a reported $6 million a year for "his fearless reporting and commentary," in the words of former CNN president Jonathan Klein, the host became notorious for his angry rants against "illegal aliens." But Dobbs reserved a special venom for the employers who hire them, railing against "the employer who is so shamelessly exploiting the illegal alien and so shamelessly flouting US law" and even proposing, on one April 2006 show, that "illegal employers who hire illegal aliens" should face felony charges.
[...]
Based on a yearlong investigation, including interviews with five immigrants who worked without papers on his properties, The Nation and the Investigative Fund at The Nation Institute have found that Dobbs has relied for years on undocumented labor for the upkeep of his multimillion-dollar estates and the horses he keeps for his 22-year-old daughter, Hillary, a champion show jumper.
Even worse, Dobbs apparently keeps "five European Warmbloods" on the grounds of his estate. We hope Lord Voldemort doesn't hear about this! [ The Nation ]
I'm imagining him standing buck naked on a stool, raping a mare, smelling of Polo by Ralph Lauren and every thrust he poops a little.
I bet his penis looks like a sad carrot.