- The Victory Mosque Imam and his wife got some death threats, but it’s OK because they basically deserve to die. [Atlas Shrugs]
- America’s most favorite propaganda tool, driving trucks around with sexy wingnut billboards attached, is finally being used in the War On Propaganda. [CNS]
- In Darfur, people have difficulty trusting in God because their entire families were slaughtered before their eyes. In America people have difficulty trusting God because He failed to deliver them their Crystal Pepsi. [ReverbChurch]
- “Lips that touch Muslim soup shall not touch ours!” [JihadWatch]
- Obamao is seizing control of the Gulf of Mexico to help “clean-up” the “oil spill” there. [Examiner]
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS
October 6, 2010
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Now that Barry owns the Gulf, will he use Mexican pirates on jet skies to defend it?
The Meppican water machine pirates will drag dead Americans through the water, collecting oil on their surfer jams. When they haul 'em out, voila! oil cleaned up!
Love those billboard trucks, particularly the ones that make no pretense of having cargo-carrying ability but are simple billboards where the bed of a useful truck might be. Every time I see one I think: Gas isn't expensive enough yet.
There's a spill in the Gulf? Damn. See, I've been in the country, watching all the major American news networks for the last couple of months, so I'm a bit out of the loop.
Turns out it was just brown sugar, after all, so false alarm.
Careful, that stupid truck link takes you to CNS. And it pissed me off so much I'm going to have to go take another goddamn walk. "Librul" media indeed. Fucksticks.
These mother truckers use a lie about telling the truth.
So Campbell's releases a line of soups to target a whole new demographic of consumers, and wingnuts throw a fit. Why do conservatives hate capitalism?
Yeah you'd think Cambell's would cowtow to religious minorites just to sell some soup. Wait they already do that.
What's next? The Campbell Kinds in turbans and burkas? Campbell's is serving up Cream of Sharia Law by the steaming ladel-ful!
if a truck disagrees with you, you must be lying.
the world is an odd place.
One genius commenter at "Jihad Watch" (and seriously, I mean genius) picks up on the thread of people screaming that they won't buy any Campbell's products that have "Hallal" on the label. He provides a very long list of companies and products that bear the Hallal mark, implying that you can either stop eating processed foods or you can risk having transmutated Jesus and transmutated Mohamed slug it out in your colon.
I particularly enjoyed the following comment:
"•Our Halal-certified products have been chosen specifically to suit the flavour preferences of the Muslim community.
How about the flavour preferences of the remaining 95 % of Canadians?"
My lack of a typepad ID prevented me from suggesting that he'd have to stick with the poutine and Timbits.
Personally, I can't stand mayonnaise. Previously, I just didn't eat it, but now I realize this is a personal insult that proves ever food company and restaurant that makes or uses mayo hates me. How DARE any food company make or sell mayo!
It would be a very good idea for you to boycott them and post angry comments on blogs about them.
If they had the courage of their anti-jihadi convictions, if they were truly unwilling to let their money reach Islamic extremists, they stop buying gasoline. Or buy as little of it as possible … can you say public transportation?
A correction – the billboard truck story is not from the venerable commie CBS, but from much more authoritative CNS, the news arm of the Media Research Center, who isn't afraid to call out media bias when the lamestream media refuse to tell the truth about the Obama-Pelosi conspiracy regarding death panels and birth certificates and what-not.
By far the best part of the billboard truck article is the wingnutty comments section. But that's always the case with these articles, isn't it?
My mistake! Fixed.
So, Media Research is spending money on shows like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, etc. etc. which are best known for lying, asking the real media to tell the truth.
We are through the looking glass people.
My distrust of God started when New Coke replaced Coke.
That was no mistake, it was a planned move to switch from sugar to corn syrup as the sweetener, when they came back out with "Classic," the formula had been changed, and there was no real, genuine coke around to compare. Seriously, it was all about the corn syrup. Buy mexican, or kosher, coke, these use the real recipe.
The only real use for Coke, is to mix with Jack Daniels or melt down any stray body parts you may have laying around. Or so I've heard.
I wonder how many of them ad trucks are equipped with trucknutz.
I'm a dad, and I say things, so I am gonna start a blog called "Shit I Said." I'll let you guys know when I get the sitcom deal. I will have to be played by Brad Pitt, but enough about that, I have decided that the first "Shit I Said" post is gonna be "When white christian ladies kill their families, they always blame the local browns."
I bet she is a muscular christian.
And it is nice to know that death threats by brown people against white people are much more serious than those of white people against brown people. Because white people are known to never carry out their death threats.
“They also need to tell the truth about the efforts to turn our country into a European-style Socialist state.”
Wait, fer real? Shit, man! Drugs handed out in bars, free healthcare in every hospital, stable economies not privvy to the slightest dip in the stock market, topless beaches along the entire coastline. Why aren't the media reporting on any of this awesomeness?
It still won't be the same. You can't make US Murrikkka into Sweden no matter how many Socializms you apply. The people here are too fat and too stupid.
Yeah, those topless beaches don't sound near as fun when there's six boobs for every chest.
Well, we put up a fucking sign that said "give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." What the fuck did we expect, that the svelte boulevardiers of Paris and London would show up? We got the fucking peasants, fleeing their lives of constant, generational failure.
I favorite is the "featured comment" from on that hatesack's site: "Someone in my church pointed out that Orthodox Jews also segregate men and women during worship, and also encourage women to be consigned to the home, but that's irrelevant becuse [subject-changing rant about how muslims are trying to take over the world by subtly altering Western systems of government] (a claim, it's worth noting, nobody has ever tried to make about the Jews).
Wow, Pamela Gellar. I never thought I'd see the day when someone actually out-batshit-crazied Michelle Malkin.
You haven't read enough of Pam then; she not only believes all Muslims are out to kill America and should be sent to death camps, I mean fun camp, but that any Americans who think Muslims should be treated as human beings with rights are anti-American traitors who deserve the same treatment.
Last year she was floating the theory that Obama is actually Malcolm X's love-child.
Pam Gellar & Charles Manson = seperated at birth.
So the wingnuts have done it and redefined "truth" to mean its exact opposite, "lies"; you can even see it in their campaign against the "liberal" Republican mouthpieces at CBS, ABC and NBC news, and their big example is that they don't call Obama a socialist just because he isn't one.
That lady naming herself after the world's worst novel has a point; by not converting and admitting that Muslims don't deserve any rights, those Muslims are just asking for the death threats, and any way it's their own fault because they decided to do something innocuous that pissed a bunch of crazed bigots off.
I can't believe I read all the way to the bottom of that Examiner article, but it was worth it:
Can the Cheseapeake Bay,who Cazar is Chuck Fox, be the next land grab?
Thank you, Examiner, for asking the tough questions nobody else will ask. Not only about which body of water will be the next land grab, but who Cazar is Chuck Fox? I wonder that all the time, and now I know I'm not alone.
I liked the fabrication about Executive Order 13366 being an "Obama power grab". You know, back when he was president way back in 2004 and having nothing to do with what the liar writing the article claimed.
Yes socialist media start telling the truth and start filling your news casts and TV programs with 22 minutes per hour of profit making commercials that promote the efforts of the benevolent corporate Wall Streets giants we need to survive.
If you don't do this within the next half hour CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN we'll know that you support NObama's socialist agenda and stuff.
(PSST HEY ASSHOLES, did the thought ever occur to you that when you see things in black and white the media IS LIBERAL because IT IS NOT CONSERVATIVE? )
Hallal, Kosher= Just two more ways to rip off the faithful (read fucked-in-the-head).
Will someone please stick a big muslim dick in Pamela Gellar?
Is big Muslim dick kosher?
"If we can trust God in our finances, trusting him with everything else seems easy. "
I prayed to God to balance my checkbook. He did, but he forgot to carry the 2 on an addition, and it took me three days (and the help of Satan) to get it straightened out.
Pam had to show us that the threat against her was bigger than the threat against Daisy. Next she'll be showing us pictures of her living room and comparing it to Daisy's. Then maybe pictures of their husbands' dicks. Pam, please learn to stop comparing yourself to others.
One of the greatest proofs of how WE(the Jews) control food(along with everything else) is how many food products have a kosher certification(the actual word is hechsher- but don't tell anyone I told you or I will be demoted to Demi-lord). No one looks for that except those of us who are concerned. I think(but am not sure) that Muslims can eat food that is certified kosher. Campbell's is only certifying vegetarian products although the belief by one poster that Campbells is using meat killed and dedicated to a foreign god is pretty appealing. All of my pasta has to be blessed and made in the name of the FSM- my second God after the God.
I like the idea of kashrut. It reflects an early belief that hunger was no excuse for cruelty; that it mattered what you ate. Separating meat and dairy so a mother should never be part of the slaughter of her child. Decency matters. Humanity matters.
I suppose the fact the first anti-Jewish legislation a certain group did was banning kosher foods would be lost on the "Final Solution to the Muslim Question" crowd. After all, they are too busy whining about how a center-right mixed race president is "just like Hitler".
Shania Law? That don't impress me much.
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