Wednesday, October 7: If you’re not doing anything tonight, Riley is insistent that you come to the Rock and Roll Hotel to watch him sing “I Touch Myself” while he waterboards his face with vodka and devours meatballs in honor of Delaware Masturbation Witch Christine O’Donnell. For charity of course! Some members of Congress and political folk, as well as other members of Team Wonkette, will also be there to witness the event/ Horror, which will be made all the better if Riley does indeed do his famous Melbourne Shuffle. Tickets are $15. [Karaoke in the Capital]
- Wednesday, October 7 and Thursday October 8: DC’s first-ever food truck extravaganza — Curbside Cookoff — is finally here. Hooray! Here’s your opportunity to eat lobster, tacos, pizza, popsicles, empanadas and more from trucks, which is where they say the best food comes from these days. The event also features a Winnebago, a dance party and an innovative sculpture presentation. [2010 Curbside Cook-Off]
- Saturday, October 9: Georgetown is the home of the Metro-hatin’ DC elite, but times are tough, so they’re welcoming everyone to the area for a feast of epic-y proportions at the Taste of Georgetown. Over 30 restaurants will be featured at the event; food tickets are $5 each. [Taste of Georgetown]
- Monday, October 12: It is more fun to drink when doing so involves a competition with a clock? Sure it is! The restaurant Firefly just launched “Beat the Clock,” a new happy hour featuring progressively timed and priced drink specials. Start time is 3PM, right when all the alcoholics and unemployed people come out to play. The pricing increases in increments of $1 every hour, maxing out at $4 by 7 pm. We like Monday nights when the price stays at $4 until last call. [Firefly]
- Food to Look Forward to: The newest, newest up-and-coming area of the city, City Vista at 5th and K Streets NW, will soon be home to a Chipotle, as well as a meat-focused establishment from the owner of Ray’s the Steaks; Obama’s (supposed) favorite pizza establishment, Pi, will be opening Downtown early next year. [Prince of Petworth [PDF]/District of Pi]
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Does this silly bitch EVER shut her fucking piehole? Every time I see a pix of her she is gaping like a Goddam Crocodile.
Hey, she has to breathe!
I don't think he was referring to her mouth.
She's an idiot, babe, it's a wonder that she still knows how to breathe.
Matter of opinion…
Hasn't Riley suffered enough? Will Breitbart be there? Oh, does Taste of Georgetown conclude when the residents "unleash the hounds" and send their mastiffs into the hordes of the unwashed?
When Andrew thinks about Riley, he teabags himself.
WRONG Arielle! I said "Please tell everyone NOT to come." More lamestream media lies.
I am not a meatball. I am you.
Unless you're a meatball. In which case I am not you. Because I'm not a meatball. I'm a witch.
Unless you vote for me 'cause then you're a meatball.
Will the food trucks all have signs on them yelling about the lies of librul cuisine?
I'd do her.
I propose that Team Wonkette goes on a nationwide tour of vodka-boarding and devouring balls.
I hear the opener, Sharon and the Teabag Angles, rock out with their thingys out.
I take this opportunity to promote Mock The Dummy yet again – 2 new vids this week – today's vid stars Christine O'Donnell.
http://www.youtube.com/user/MockTheDummy1
(No – I'm not getting paid – I just like the Dummies)
Not trying to start anything.. But it's Wednesday October 6th and Thursday October 7th (my birthday if anyone cares).. This year anyway.
Happy b-day, and for what it's worth, your avatar choice looks distractingly like my dog. Cheers!
It is my dog. You're not my wife are you?
He thinks he's going to get a p for that. Ha!
Aww puhleez?
You could probably get Cyndi Lauper to come sing She Bop for a handful of hobo beans and a can of sterno.
Riley, admit it. You're trying to get on Real Housewives of DC.
Riley, you could go decked-out as Magenta and sing "Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me"
Some enchanted evening
You may need a finger
You would need that finger
Inside a door-locked room
And somehow you know
You know even then
That you will slip it inside again
Who can explain it?
Who can tell you why?
Pundits give you reasons
Wise men never try.
"Beat It" would've been a good selection — can you do a falsetto Riley?
Happy hour starts at 3pm in DC? Where can I find a job that pays full time and only requires me to work from 10am-3pm in the Midwest?
If you are a reporter you can just claim that you are going to interview the Orange Man…
I know it's not PC to say this, but Christine looks pretty cute in that pic. It's a good thing we don't elect people on something as superficial as their looks. Not that Congress couldn't spend a little more time on personal appearance. And weight loss.
And less time marinating in vats of Tang.
Dennis Hastert would be mad sexy if he dropped a few lbs. And he could then return and challenge orange man for sexy speaker.
When I was a kid we drank lots of Tang in my family; we were very Space Age.
Today, not so much.
Do you remember Grape Tang?
Yes, but it wasn't allowed in our household.
Manichewitz or nothing, my Dad told us.
I Can't Get No Satisfaction.
The poor thing claims to still be a virgin. She belongs in the Smithsonian not the Senate. How many virgins are in the Senate? None. They are all pretty much media and money whores. She just won't fit in.
Another right-wing extremist that is not getting the big O.
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