Remember the Ironic Tale of crazy gun/god fanatic Sarah Palin being threatened by a crazy gun/god fanatic? Guess who doesn’t like that kind of story? Crazy gun/god fanatics who are also Sarah Palin fanatics! Could this somehow result in a “Comment of the Day” feature on your Wonkette? Oh yes it can! “I hope the hate and lies get cleaned out of your heart someday,” types this person, with compassion. But why is this commenter threatening to perform savage open-heart surgery on us? We don’t even have a pickup truck full of guns!
You hate mongering jerks make me sick. You have nothing better to do than lie and say false witness against Sarah. Then when someone threatens her, you sneer and say she deserves it. Yeah, right. What a bunch of hate mongering jerks. You will stand in front of God someday, and give an account of yourselves, and it won’t be pretty. Sarah’s going to be a lot better off than you on judgment day. Your hatefullness and coldness of heart angers me. But I must remember to have compassion for you. You are obviously deceived by Satan, and need to have your heart and mind renewed. I hope the hate and lies get cleaned out of your heart someday. It will be a shock to you, I’m sure, to suddenly see clearly again.
Stop threatening us with Christine O’Donnell’s Satanism, you wiccan freaks!
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Prayer Warriors.
Prey-er Warriors?
You never pray for peace
You pray for victory
You never pray for love
You pray for abstinence
Your mind's stuck in reverse
And life keeps getting worse
You say you pray for blessings
But it works just like a curse
You pray for the godless ones
The ones who will not pray
You pray for a savior
Who will blow them all away
You pray on your Bible
You pray on bended knee
And every time you say a prayer
You prey on me, you prey on me
You pray to God each day
That your son won't turn out gay
And your daughter won't bring home
Someone like me
You pray with every breath
You love the Lord to death
You're killing him with your kindness
Don't you see?
You pray He'll crush the enemies
Of your sexual oppression
You pray He'll send a virus
That will teach us all a lesson
And for all the unwed mothers
In this whole knocked-up city
And all the unborn children
Who will never feel your pity
You pray on your Bible
You pray on bended knee
And every time you move your mouth
You prey on me
Brah-f'ing-oh!
I am FILLED with Christ's love! *throws Bible at your head*
"You are obviously deceived by Satan." Impossible. Everybody knows Ken Layne *is* Satan.
My rain gutters could use a good cleaning out too; I wonder if Brother Jaggoff knows somebody good, and cheap.
If you're in California, you might ask Meg for someone who'll work cheap.
Oh no you don't!!! If all the hate and lies get cleaned out of my heart, I'll be left with an empty vessel.
so, this "satan" person, this is another name for "george w. bush"?
I can see clearly now, the reign of Satan is gone.
I can see all Libtards in my way
Gone are the Socialist thoughts that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Jesus-y day
Let…the Son shine in!!!!
Coming from Palin, or her true believers, "judgment" is a suspect term. Oh, that's right: they're saving judgment for just that one day.
The only person who has ever been personally threatened with what would happen to me on judgement day was the crazy guy with a plate in his head who wanders around my hometown muttering to himself. He told me, when I was in High School and had a part time job as a cashier, that I would get mine on judgment day because the canned peas rang up at 59 cents instead of 49. She seems less lucid and grounded than he is.
"I must remember to have compassion…" in any situation where that compassion is an appropriate display of my own sense of superiority and entitlement. Real compassion, the kind that might make you want to reach out and help the less fortunate among us, that kind is for suckers.
It's the difference between pity and empathy.
Joe Miller's campaign slogan. It's kinda long … but it certainly does carry the message.
"You will stand in front of God someday, and give an account of yourselves, and it won’t be pretty. "
I offer a counter-quote from Willie Nelson:
"The night liiiiiiife, ain't the good life. But it's my liiiiiiife."
I expect my account will have some good moments. And if God thinks they suck, well hey. Not much I can do.
If the god these guys believe in were real, anyway, he'd be a murderous psychopathic monster, and I'd tell him to go fuck himself.
I can't say for sure, but if God is some Emo, confessional conscience-hounding shithead puppet like that thing from the SAW series, well, I've entered the 9th circle of hell.
I like the Gnostic take. The Angry Sky Fairy does exist, but he is a murderous psychopathic monster and clinically insane to boot, not the Creator of the Universe (who is hiding in shame from all this bullshit).
I think at this point, god's pretty tired and is just basing judgements on ones p-score.
Meaning most of us are going to spend eternity in purgatory.
I don't know after reading that, Willie's "I gotta get drunk" comes to mind.
Wait, so am I a hatemonger, or is it Satan's fault?
If Satan's pulling the strings, you can't really blame any of us. This guy's anger is misdirected at best.
Go, Jesus warrior! Fight Satan, in order to save us, and be sure to stop back and let us know how it goes.
it's your fault for not fighting Satan hard enough, you lazy son-of-a-bitch!
Though some of us must have been asking for it by listening to metal and playing Dungeons and Dragons when we were kids.
Someone who talks about god, Satan and judgment day as if they exist thinks we're deceived and don't see clearly? Oh, the irony is think with this one.
And may a magical universe-making thing I believe in destroy your soul some day in the future, too.
What this guy loves most about God is that he and the Big Fella hate the same people.
“You know you’ve created God in your own image when he hates the same people you do. Annie Lamott
Great. Now I'm jonesin' some Hate Mongering Jerk Chicken.
Wait… I thought the "hate mongering jerks" were Sarah's supporters? Oh I is so confused now.
Hey, okieDokie. One of us (hint, hint) should find some shit for a tip about that Lankford guy, or whatever the name is of the beyond-evangelical freak who is going to be in congress and make us actually miss Betty Boop Fallin. Last night on OK News Report he announced that God had told him to run for congress, which was no surprise since his primary night party was held in a Baptist church.
Good to see Todd here at mean old Wonkett.
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.
Sarah *IS* going to be a lot better off on Judgment Day!
Fuckin' bitch stabbed me in the knee cap with my pen a few weeks ago.
Team Sarah is out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Yes, because Sarah Palin is a saint. She's so pure her urine is used to purify water and her poop smells like Chanel No 5. She's so smart they renamed the Nobel Prize to the Palin Prize. She's so wise that Chinese people have dumped Confucius and have started saying "Sarah say…" And she's not some stupid ignorant petty self pitying psychopathic fame whore with nuclear codes in her eyes milking idiots like you and playing you for the chumps you are.
and Bristol ROCKED on "Dancing with the Stars" last night!
Not.
And she drinks Dos Equiis
Really and I thought she was having a threesome with Todd and Levi or Dos Dickies.
Perhaps in the future, as a joke. I'm told that Bush and Clinton are still popular, because they were so funny.
He loves us even tho we assholes.
"You have nothing better to do than lie and say false witness against Sarah"
Dearest one? The phrase you want is "bare false witness" or "bear false witness". Even "beer false witness" can be made to do, in a pinch.
And aren't lying and bearing false witness the same thing? Baby Jeebus commits the sin of redundancy. Bad. Baby. Jeebus.
These folks have a lot of trouble with the spelling of words that have two sequential vowels, so they avoid them wherever possible.
"Beer false witness" is when Budweiser comes out with yet another fake "craft beer".
And here I thought "beer false witness" was an old-fashioned/country term for beer goggles, as in "The morning after, Todd looked over and realized he had suffered from beer false witness when he went home with Sarah. But they hadn't used a condom and would soon find out the damage was done."
Does baring false witness have something to do with not getting any Mardi Gras beads for implants?
A bare false witness is a naked prevaricator.
I think the dolt knew that, but whenever the phrase "bare false _____" enters his mind, visuals of enhanced Pam Anderson inappropriately attired flood through his head causing him to go spill yet ANOTHER crop of seed.
Satan's fault, of course.
They're right, though. I say "false witness!" to pretty much everything Sarah Palin says.
Being deceived by Satan is the ultimate get out of jail free card.
I thought being born again was "The Way."
I have sinned. Satan deceived me… just like he deceived those men of the cloth who committed sins of hate mongering. Oh wait was that whore mongering?
No, that was altar boy mongering.
But they remain compassionate and very wise in the ways of the Geyh.
" The Archdiocese sent out DVDs with a message from Archbishop John Nienstedt urging passage of a constitutional amendment in Minnesota banning same sex marriage.
Lucinda Naylor was suspended from her job as a part-time contract artist with the Basilica of St. Mary in Minneapolis when officials there learned she intended to create a piece of art using the DVDs to counter the message in them.
Trig is getting good with the computer these days…
This epitomizes the problem with the hole Palin/Tea Party movement. The misguided twit directs all the anger at a bunch of wussy, unarmed bloggers instead of the armed, psycho idiot who has the firearms and the intent to do actual harm.
As far as Judgment Day goes, if heaven is going to be filled with braindead Palin supporters, I am perfectly happy taking my chances with hell.
This was probably written by the nutjob who wants to kill/fuck Palin.
The fact is, I don't hate Sarah at all, I just think she's dumb and easy to make jokes about.
"You despise me, don't you, Rick?"
"If I gave you any thought I probably would."
Best movie ever IMO
I've been trying to win the comment of the day award for over three years now based on the acidity of my snark and the obscurity of my historical/literary/sexual practice references. Are you telling me that all I need to win is write some illiterate screed claiming to have the authority to invoke the (imaginary) power of an (imaginary) deity?
In that case… You better look careful or else I will send the raff of Quaxacotl upon thee, so there.
Try playing cross-eyed flute. That's usually good enough for runner-up at least.
I keep wondering how Horus feels about having his whole born of virgin, crucified and resurrected thing hijacked by these guys.
That post sounds like it was written by Jim Newell.
Judging by the author's grasp of the English language I thought it was written by Trig(g?)
Something is wrong with this note. It’s written in a manner that I can understand with no random capitalization. I am confused by its clarity.
I smell a rat. There's no way a Palin supporter could have written that.
They did the first draft in crayon in the margins of Glenn Beck's newest book and then had someone who wasn't fucking retarded transcribe it, that's what I'd wager.
Here I thought the Commenter of teh Day was the guy with the best penis gag, as it were.
I may have angered the big guy with some unholy amounts of snark, but you know what? I never dabbled in the following:
Witchcraft
Hari Krshna
Execution of the retarded/children/innocent
Wars of aggression
Faux Seduction
Sarcastic Nymphomania
Lying about my education
Elevating corporations above people
Dancing with the Stars
HA HA HA HA HA
'Dancing with the Stars'…yes, truly worthy of an afterlife in the worst neighborhoods of hell. If such a thing existed. Also.
"Faux Secuction"? Is that like conning a Fox News audience?
And "sarcastic nymphomania" sounds kinda hawt.
I read that as "sarcastic necrophilia" which is another matter entirely.
Sarcastic Nymphomania sounds down right mean.
I hope the nacho cheese and cholesterol gets cleaned out of Palin follower's hearts someday.
What, and deprive a generation of cardiologists of their boats/vacation homes?
Dude better look in the mirror. "Sarah" is a biblical name, she was the wife of Abraham, a Hebrew, and we all know that the Jews are the spawn of Satan, so obviously he has also been deceived by Satan.
"You hypocrite, first cast the beam out of your own eye; and then shall you see clearly to cast the mote out of your brother's eye."
Now we know the answer to the age-old question: Who will hate-monger the hate-mongers? This guy.
Death to war-monkeys!
I have a dread that for punishment when I die instead of going to hell I will spend an eternity reading the email Sarah Palin receives.
ARGHHHH (shudders, falls to ground, begs for forgiveness and salvation)
Seriously, anything but that.
"Your hatefullness and coldness of heart angers me. But I must remember to have compassion for you."
Watch yourselves, guys. The evidence is clear; this nutjob is also a jedi.
You are obviously deceived by Satan
Yeah, must have been Satan. Sarah never fooled us, not for a minute.
Also, until y'all [read: Team Sarah] figure out what the hell "compassion" means, don't use it while actively expressing its opposite. This is why we can't have nice things.
Just because Sarah Palin spends her days getting paid to rile up heavily armed sociopaths doesn't mean they should send her letters!
Cut it out, Chriisy the Pooh! Honey, they're just not that into you…
90% of what fundies believe is nothing more than false witness.
90% of what Sarah Palin says is straight-up false witness (yes, that means even some of the gibberish is false witness).
So… this person's speaking from experience, I guess?
I had the hate and lies cleaned out of me once in a little place on Ko Samui. They used coffee grounds, purified water and apple cider vinegar. Two bucketsful, twice a day for week while fasting and by the last day I saw clearly enough to see God.
is that like the SE Asian version of an ayahuasca jungle-vomit-diarrhea vision-quest vacation?
Until Roe vs Wade I had to have my hate organs cleaned out by a D&C. Now I can simply have an abortion. Which is why I love liberals.
You went to Koh Samui- I was there in 1980- were you the naked woman high on the mushrooms? I was the woman who has had lasting claustrophobia as a result of something they put into the "special" cookies.
I guess I also missed the part where Our Wonkette said that Sarah deserved death threats; maybe that's just implicit in failing to recognize her basic saintliness?
All us Muslin-lovers have been deceived by Satin! Also.
Ooooh muslin & satin–a truly wonderful combination.
Perhaps we should design Wonkette Army of Hate Mongerers© uniforms with just those fabrics–snazzy!
Go ahead, BRING IT ON. When Ken stands before God on judgment day,it won't be pretty. Ken is filled with the devil and evil and hate and false witness. He's should pay for his sins. Did I mention that this whole thing was Ken's idea?
NOTE to Ken: When you're burning in the eternal agony of Hell, say hi to Dubya for us.
On Ken's behalf, Thanks a lot, Judas.
Holy fuck! The Rapture can't come soon enough for me if it will really suck these dipshits off the earth.
What false witness did we say against Sarah, anyway? We've called her a moron- true; a narcissistic famewhore – true; a woman who obviously doesn't care about her kids but likes to use them as props – true; a fucking creationist and global warming denialist (see moron above) – shit the idiot admits to that; a woman who tries to trade on her looks even though she's not attractive – true; evil – oh hell true. About the only false witness comes from a handful of folks who buy the Trig conspiracy theory crap; everything else is accurate.
"You hate mongering jerks make me sick"
Mission accomplished
"You hate mongering jerks make me sick." —
Takes one to know one…F*ck you very much!
We will all stand before God some day…..and it will not be pretty.
Oh noes! I fucking knew Branson, MO was hell. He's gonna send us all to spend eternity in Branson listening to the ungodly screams of Ray Stevens. Oh yes, and a whole new busload of fat stupid American teabaggers arriving every day to bitch and whine about how far everything is to get to, and how hot or cold it is, all while stuffing mayonnaise sandwiches and congealed salads into their maws.
And that is why I have never been Branson and will never go there. Eureka Springs, vortex of godlessness in the Bible Belt, is my choice if for some reason I dare venture into the Ozarks.
I'm thinking that judgment day, for most of us, is going to be more like this TMBG song –
"We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us medals
Declaring us the nicest of the damned"
So that's what that red dot on my forehead this morning is all about.
It seems like a compassionate red dot.
Wow, Satan is reading this blog now. We have moved up in the world. If we could only get Dick Cheney, we would be on top of the world!
I think Satan gives Dick daily briefs on the hateful crap you people write, and Dick is all "Oh sheeeet, brah. Let me know when those little fuckers up their game and really start bringing the hate. Maybe THEN I might be interested." At least, that's the scene I see in my mind's eye.
"Fuck off, pussy."
What's even worse is that the traceback shows it came from:
NORTHSTAR_ONE.DSLC302.WASILLAHUB.ALASKCOM.NET
My hate monger is conveniently located next to my fish monger. I can pick up seafood and rage in one trip.
How very green of you.
I like how they can't even use their own religious terminology correctly. but I will not bear, or say false witness against them because lying sucks power out my mormon decoder ring- the one you need for the plates.
actually we DO have better things to do and these things typically go in this order:
1. liquor
2. (butt)sex
3. sarcasm
4. bear false witness against sarah palin
(#1 and #2 may be interchangeable).
5. buying trucknutz
It must be painful for this person to bottle up the anger she feels and turn it into a grotesque sort of a prayer for our lost souls. She might want to look into cleaning out her own organs at some point.
Please allow me to introduce myself….
I shouted out "who killed the Kennedys?" But you know it was left-wingers, because they generally lack moral restraint.
Did I see you hanging around St. Petersburg?
Oooo, whooo. Oooo, whooo.
If I was god, I'd send everyone who believes in me STRAIGHT TO HELL, for being incredibly stupid, that includes you Sarah.
You are obviously deceived by Satan, and need to have your heart and mind renewed.
Lifeclocks are a LIE! Carousel is a LIE!
Last Day. VinnyThePooh. Carousel begins…..
yes but Michael York was hot(I'm old, he's old)
Seriously? Another winger is reading "my" wonkett? Do these Bible-Spice- worshiping-
gun-nut-latent-homosexuals not understand that the editors and wonkeratti lap up publicity of any sort with the zeal of a Teabagger waving a giant watermelon poster reading "The Precident is a muslin" in front a camera?
Without shit like this, the editors might have to find some real news. Maybe Ken should start emailing his items to the press people of O'Dodo, Angle, Rand and the other freaks out there. Or maybe just to Focus on Family, and get all the wingers at the same time.
OT, but re: Focus on the Family, they are extending their tentacles to post-communist China! http://www.gokunming.com/en/blog/item/1788/americ... .
Also. The wonkeratti hate mongering jerks? What does that say about me since I consider these potty-mouthed losers my closest friends?
I hear you, Wonkette provides me with access to kindred spirits. Folks, who know that the right wingers are full of shit and relish in pointing it out to them as often as possible. So often at work (College Professoring) I must hold back my thoughts. However, when ever I sign in here, Born Free plays in my ear as I happily join in the chorus of those who believe that Trig is the smart one in Sarah's family.
I hear where you're coming from, as we said in the olden days. The language I use at United Methodist Women is quite different from the shit I engage in at "my" wonkette. And again, I'll spend all day on election day among Republics in rural OK, working my ass off at a church dinner so we can fatten our paltry coffers to help the poor. No matter what this hate-mongering jerk thinks, Jeebus clearly loves me better. (Oops, almost said best when the comparative form is better. I corrected it in case your professoring is English comp.)
Thanks for not throwing me under the bus.
Fuck you, monger monger.
Shut your mongering face, monger monger
What force draws him to a site that is so objectionable to him? Could it be………SATAN?
I don't believe in god, so who will I stand in front of?
George Carlin.
L. Ron Hubbard
From what I understand of religion: Someone named Harry Krishna. It's cool 'cause he plays bass and gets abortions, like, all the time, though.
A smooth deep black monolith?????
Patrick Duffy
jeez Ken, why don't you have a pick up truck full of guns?
How do these people find you anyway?
Why does our friend write "say" false witness, rather than "bear" false witness? Perhaps hiding a predilection for the large and hairy?
No wonder Satan's wrath seems so close at hand.
This was probably written by my mom. Sigh.
Dear Jesus. All these whackjobs who worship you really want the Rapture. Isn't kind of mean to just leave them hanging?
I really think Jesus and his Dad regret that little bit about the Rapture. They want to put that off indefinitely to keep out the riff-raff.
This person actually believes that some day everyone who ever lived ever will stand (on what, clouds?) in "heaven" in front of "God" and be judged personally, after which they will either be thrown into a pit of fire, or chill with some angels in heaven basking in the glory of said heavenly Father.
One of the determining factors for which fate you get: how much trash you talked about Sarah Palin; that's what matters to God.
"Get back in line, bub."
Been there, done that. God looks exactly like Jimmy Bond in "Casino Royale," btw, and is just about as reasonable.
Satan has nothing on these folks who follow Sarah. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, yet these Kent Dorfman wanna be's keep trying day after day and seem to be suceeding. Satan is proud of the work he has accomplished with the tea baggers.
What, haven't you guys read Jesus' Sanctimony on the Mount:
"Hate your enemies, do harm to those with whom you disagree, defame those who question you, pray for great harm and misfortune to come to those who you perceive as mistreating you. If you think someone might maybe someday think about harming you, stab him in the back, or kick him in the balls. If someone offers you their cloak, take their tunic also. And their undergarments. And their money. Grift everyone who trusts you, and if anyone demands back what you have taken from them, do not give it back. Do to others as you would not tolerate having done to you."
That's how Sarah lives her life. Just imagine what the world would be like if everyone did.
Didn't Ayn Rand try that?
You referring to the beatheshitouttayatudes?
And Satan didst tempt the Wonkette, by taking the form of Riley Waggaman.
I nominated Riley in Josh Marshall's search for a reporter.
Oh, who are we kidding? We're all false-witness-bearing-butt-secksing-heatherns and we're all gonna burn, burn, burn in the Lake of Far.
I like how they tried to pretend to be morally superior while writing a third grade level tantrum to email the site.
And the thought of a Palin supporter whining about someone else "bearing false witness" has to be putting Layne on.
No only is "bearing false witness." We stand accused of "saying false witness against Sarah."
Which makes me wonder: Are we saying "false witness" up against her naughty parts? Because you have to move your lips a lot to say "false witness."
Which makes Baby Jesus cry.
Yeah but Satan has the coolest music. Who wants to listen to Pat Boone or Creed?
Moved to second page! WONKETTS!!!! YOU GODLESS SATANIC FASCIST SWAMiES!!
Only Satan would name someone Marvin Gaye.
I'm totally doing the butt secks wth Sarah in Hell.
need to have your heart and mind renewed.
Oh, that reminds me! I have overdue library books. Thanks Jesus guy!
I thought we were fighting a War Against Religious Fundamentalism? Why did we spend all that money building those concentration camps if we're not going to use them?
Hey, we were created in God's image, right? So we're just like Him; no better or worse. Even though He is someone who can hold a grudge throughout eternity.
Plus God doesn't like tattletales, asshole.
"Oh no, Br'er Imbecile, PLEASE don't throw me into that hellfire briar-patch! Anything but THAT!"
If you don't hate psychopathic assholes with a hard-on for absolute power, I find your claim to have either a "soul" or a "conscience" rather dubious at best – especially in light of all the hilarity they've lent to modern history thus far.
The contempt of a mewling fuckwit burns – & of course, by "burns" I mean tickles like a feather.
Ken, Ken, Ken.
You say "Crazy Gun/god fanatics" like it's a BAD thing . . . .
I hate to disappoint this guy, but with all the evidence rolling in from fossil finds and physics experiments, I highly doubt we'll be giving that "account" to God he's talkin' about.
Can I stand in front of my dog instead? I'm not sure he can clean the hate and lies out of my heart, but I'm he sure can do wonders with that half-stick of butter I've rubbed on my nuts.
I love the smell of Satan deception in the morning.
Is it more compassionate to laugh at the rantings of some poor Cheetoh stained retard and the grifter he idolizes/hates or to wish eternal fiery damnation on people who are laughing at said retard-grifter love/hate match? Because, I'm pretty sure that an eternity of hellfire would hurt more than internet mockery.
Cheetoh dust: The new PCP.
But remember, Christianity is the religion of love and peace! Which promises an eternity of bliss while watching everyone else punished with eternal suffering for not being a part of the same cult.
what you guys talking about- I is Satan. me, yeah, thass it.
Yeah, if screeching up race hate, grifting and shirking and shaking your fat ass to get money out of stupid old white people is the way in to heaven, your right lady, I'm probably not gettin' in.
Sarah Palin has been deceived by Satan as well. Her actions are completely opposed to how Christian women are to behave:
“In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array” (1 Timothy 2:9).
"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church" (1 Corinthians 14:34-35).
Palin's grandchild may not attend church:
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord (Deuteronomy 23:2 ).
We have lots of bastards at my synagogue- or did you mean those born out of wedlock?
Let's also not forget that the Bible quite clearly teaches that Trig Palin is repulsive in the eyes of God, as described in Leviticus:
21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
21:22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
21:23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, and thuse desecrate my sanctuary
QED
Wow, that's cold. Makes me happy I don't read the bible.
"lie and say false witness against Sarah"
Comments on this statement:
- false witness and lying are the same thing, really
- if you are going to be all Biblical preachy, you should probably say "bear false witness"
- Oddly enough, referring to things that Saint Sarah of Wasilla said or did isn't actually lying or bearing/saying false witness.
When I stand before God, will He read my judgment off His hand?
HA! God doesn't exist. WE WIN!
20 plus years of Sunday school and I still don't get why we have to "give an account" to God on judgment day. The word "accounting" brings to mind images of the All-knowing forcing us to break out a TI-80 and tally up all our misdeeds on the spot and at last minute. No pressure!
God sounds like all the data analysts people at my job.
That accounting stuff is all very confusing. I take care of my elderly mother (point) but I seriously want to kill her at least once a day (point removed). I better start keeping track on my computer.
How about a little sympathy for the devil. God Bless his little heart.
At first, I was sort of shocked at the ironic insensitivity of this guy, calling us "hate mongoloid jerks" …because, you know…
No worries hatey teabaggy hate emailing Palin honor defender. The rapture will teach as all a lesson we won't forget!
Only one envious wing-nut fundy harassing Palin? You can be sure that there are butt-loads out there raging about how a woman ought not be trying to lead men, or wear pants or do lots of the stuff SP does. She's a tool of the Illuminati!
True, but you can't hear their raging over the FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!111!!!11!!!111!!1!
someday you will be taken away for re-uh-grooving
What's with the uptick in anger-tard commenters on our wonkette lately? Apocalypse must be nigh…
"You will stand in front of God someday, and give an account of yourselves, and it won’t be pretty."
While shivering in my shoes
I strike a fearless pose
And whistle a happy tune
Then take a bunch of drugs.
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