Carl Paladino is probably the most violent gubernatorial candidate in United States History. But what about Paladino’s 80-pound pit bull, “Duke”? Is he violent too? It would seem so, because Duke recently attacked a helpless “yellow” Labrador, which is not only violent but also sounds kinda racist! Wait a second … Is “Duke” Carl Paladino’s racist dog fursona?
David Crea, a chemical engineer who helped organize the Tea Party rally, said the dog belonged to visitors who were camping in nearby Warren W. Clute Memorial Park. “The dog was just an innocent bystander,” Mr. Crea said.
Efforts on Monday to find out how the dog was faring were unsuccessful.
Duke, a 5-year-old British Staffordshire bull terrier, is not known to be a hothead. He can often be found curled up on a couch or digging lazily through trash in Mr. Paladino’s offices.
So this “dog” pounces on innocent “yellow bystanders” and eats garbage, for nourishment? Yeah, that’s Paladino in a furry costume, alright! [NYT]
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I blame Obama.
Awwwww, that's just the little fella's way of saying tax-and-spend democrats are little rag dolls to 'im.
Was the pit bull wearing lipstick?
win
"When the moon is full and the wolfbane blooms…" Ahh-ooooo!
I had to grab & throw a crazed totally-unprovoked-came-out-of-nowhere PitBull off my neighbor's sweet Golden Retriever this Summer. The ass clown who owned the Pit (unleashed in a public park) came up, grabbed his dog and ran. Everyone who witnessed it thought "Who does that? What kind of pussy, bullying wannabe 'thug' doesn't man up and act responsibly? How much of a shitstain do you have to be to act that way?"
Well, I have my answer now.
CARL PALADINO CALL ME– YOU OWE MY NEIGHBOR $900 IN VET BILLS.
Everyone knows yellow Labs are librul tax and spenders. Sheesh!
Whereas Mark Sanford's dog would only try to hump your leg.
What do you get when you crossbreed a Long Haired Argentine Newshound…
Well, if a *pitbull* humps your leg, you should definitely fake an orgasm.
Poor Jesse Ventura. He could have been considered "most violent gubernatorial candidate ever" if he just left his roid rage untreated the way Paladino refuses to treat his syphilis.
"…or digging lazily through trash in Mr. Paladino’s offices."
Aha! That explains his Paladino's tea-bag eyes. He's the long-lost Collyer brother.
"He can often be found curled up on a couch or digging lazily through trash in Mr. Paladino’s offices
Are they describing that awful Hell Hound or his dog?
You all know of course, that "yellow" is olds-speak for a black folk who has some white in him (i.e., Yellow Rose of Texas). So obviously this is a metaphor for Obama, somehow.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_yellow
We can expect a few other wingnut candidates to join Paladino in biting random non-teabagger passer-byes any day now; I expect Sharon Angle or Linda McMahon next, maybe Rand Paul.
Maybe Michael Vick can do some volunteer work for Paladino's campaign while his ribs heal.
I'm pretty sure the team doctor sent Vick out of the office with a clear warning to not be "drownin' any dogs" while recuperating.
Duke was gearing up to watch his master appear on what campaign aides say is Duke’s favorite television show: “The O’Reilly Factor.”
So the dog is vicious and stupid.
They say that dogs come more and more over time to resemble their owners in both looks and temperament.
I would love to see a Rahm – Carl row. It would be epic, mountains would crumble, babies would weep and it would end with Carl's tail tucked and piddle on the floor.
Sort of like a wire terrier taking on a saggy but snarling pit bull. Terrier will win, and most likely kill the other dog, because he just don't give a shit about anything but the throat of the dog in front of him.
Hopefully no one overreacts and demands that the dog be put down. Who would take care of Duke?
Paladino is a pet owner? How do we know he was just "passing along" the beasty emails?
"Taxpayer Watchdog" ? Really? Lame.
He owns a Pitbull? Runs off the mouth about all the ass he's going to kick. Prolly drives a Hummer, too. Definitely a needledick.
That labrador was nothing but a filthy yellow commie running dog who got what he had coming!! He probably took pictures of the pitbull's puppies, too.
The Lab, you see, works for that liberal, socialist rag, the New York Post.
New York is fucked…soooo fucked.
Duke thought the yellow lab was the anti-Christ.
It was the lab's fault for shoving socialized health care down the pit bull's throat and then taunting it by walking through a public space. If the lab had had the sense to stay away from the pit bull then the pit would not have been provoked.
Wereadino. It's like Manimal! Except he doesn't use his powers to solve crime but just bite other animals and eat trash.
As an owner of several AKC registered American Pit Bull Terriers, the British Staffordshire is not a pit bull.
Only girly men own Staffordshire's.
Sounds like someone needs a new seeing eye dog…
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