Christine O’Donnell Comes Out of Hiding, Claims To Be ‘You’

  'i'm not a witch'

Ye shall not suffer a witch.Your favorite disappearing Delaware meatball wiccan has reappeared on the television and the YouTube! Turns out she’s running for Senate or something? And now she’s tan, ready and rested — which means she’s ready to talk about the important issues facing America. For instance: “I’m not a witch. I’m nothing you’ve heard.” Oh boy. Also: “I’m you.” You’re us?


So this is all some terrifying dream where we’re watching ourselves run for Delaware Senate, and we are also college sleazebags/41-year-old virgins/witches/meatball lovers/creationists?

If Christine is us then who are we? Oh god. [New York Times]

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