Superspy Christine O'Donnell Knows China's Plans To Invade USA

Espionage heroine Christine O'Donnell took a break from dabbling in witchcraft and eating meatballs and not masturbating to get some super secret classified data from China! And what has she learned from analyzing these documents from Beijing? The Heathen Chinaman is about to invade America!! It's a terrible burden, to know what's going to happen to the United States! But Christine O'Donnell has accepted this responsibility, in that she blabbed about this classified spy info during a debate in 2006, when she wasalsorunning for a Senate seat.

TPM reports on the AP's report on something somebody dug up from four years ago:  

She said China had a "carefully thought out and strategic plan to take over America" and accused one opponent of appeasement for suggesting that the two countries were economically dependent and should find a way to be allies.

"That doesn't work," she said. "There's much I want to say. I wish I wasn't privy to some of the classified information that I am privy to."

And where did she get this hot stuff? Basically, from the Bible. When her primary opponent -- a Chinese-American professor named Jan Ting -- challenged her on this asinine claim, O'Donnell said she got the spy papers from "non profit groups" who send missionaries to China. So, if this very reasonable story is to be trusted, Christine O'Donnell learned from a church group in Delaware of secret plans by Beijing to invade the United States. [ TPM /Art via BlueGal via Wonkette Facebook ]