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October 4, 2010

Jesus-Loving Barber Will Be Nice To Muslims ‘Even Tho They Wrong’

by Ken Layne  

What are America’s small business people doing with all their spare time from not having any business, because of the Great Recession?

Some are continuing to put up letterboard messages about their opinions regarding different things, such as The Muslims. Who are the Muslims, anyway? What do they want? When did 9/11 happen last?

And what are they wrong about? Haircuts!
[WESH TV]

{ 36 comments }

chascates October 4, 2010 at 2:39 pm

BET THEY CAN SPELL THO

Katydid October 4, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Were Americans always this stupid?

natoslug October 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Yes, yes we were. And are. And forever will be. We strive for perfection.

el_donaldo October 4, 2010 at 8:19 pm

or at the very least, consistency

Monsieur_Grumpe October 4, 2010 at 2:49 pm

USA USA ummmmmmm
Oh yeah, USA!

JMPEsq October 4, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Yes; the rest of us just have a lot more exposure to the stupidity in this day of 24-hour news and the internets.

spooked911 October 4, 2010 at 3:47 pm

they don't call it freedumb for nothing!

JMPEsq October 4, 2010 at 2:42 pm

What's the meaning of the "PAWN" on the orange hatchback? Oh, real 'merika, you confuse me so.

Lazy Media October 4, 2010 at 2:45 pm

That's the business located next to the barbershop in the strip center. The other ones are a nail/tanning salon, a cell phone store, an auto parts store and a 99-cent store. There are also three vacant storefronts.

JMPEsq October 4, 2010 at 3:03 pm

So I guess they selling/buying the goods right out of the hatchback; that kind of sad and pathetic.

Here I was hoping that it was a commentary on the sign, on how them muslin-hating rednecks are pawns of the rich white men who actually cause their problems and tell them to blame minorities for them.

transfatz October 5, 2010 at 1:57 am

What, no tattoo parlor? Socialism! We've got to take back our country.

nounverb911 October 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm

It's the local redneck chess club.

the_problem_child October 4, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Someone misspelled pwn.

nounverb911 October 4, 2010 at 2:45 pm

What's with the little fishies on the sign? Do they sell bait on the side?

spooked911 October 4, 2010 at 3:48 pm

means they be Xtians, of course

blinky_twinkie October 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Note the fishes on the letterboard sign. This means Jesus in "hobo sign language," which is all anybody speaks nowadays anyway. Therefore Jesus wants everyone to pawn their orange hatchbacks (which is all anybody drives nowadays anyway) and use the money to get haircuts for Islam. Yay!

SayItWithWookies October 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Hey, that's actually kinda sweet. Even tho it wrong.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 4, 2010 at 2:48 pm

I think he's just scared of beards as well he should be.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC54709...

PocketsTheClown October 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Sometimes I miss Florida. Republic, though bananas.

Barrelhse October 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm

I wish I could miss Florida a hell of a lot more than I do, and I've never been there.

MLHencken October 4, 2010 at 3:01 pm

I'll give it an hour before this is repurposed in a similar manner to what they do with those church sign generators.

OkieDokieDog October 4, 2010 at 3:19 pm

And what is it that they are wrong about? That Jebus freaks are crazy? I think Jebus freaks are crazy. Holy crap. I'm a Muslim and I didn't even know it. I better go get my haircut and be saved.

OkieDokieDog October 4, 2010 at 3:20 pm

or Moran.

ttommyunger October 27, 2010 at 8:46 pm

Oddly, this one is smart enough to hire a libtard to spellcheck for him, notice BOTH sides spelled kerreckly.

Zvi_Bleindmeis October 4, 2010 at 3:32 pm

The WESH ABC-2 Orlando website's "More Stories" heading includes another intriguing item:

"Man Attacks Elmo In Winter Park Guitar Center"

I am unable to follow the link out of fear that whatever I imagine the story might be, the truth will be even more disturbing, in Florida.

Zvi_Bleindmeis October 4, 2010 at 3:40 pm

And another one:

"Man Says Weed In Buttocks Is His, Cocaine's Not"

SexySmurf October 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm

He just stuck it up his butt for a friend.

Limeylizzie October 4, 2010 at 4:45 pm

I have had an insane day , involving my landlord refitting the pipes, a toilet sitting in my living room and being groped by the Polish plummer, and you have made me laugh, for that I thank you.

Lascauxcaveman October 4, 2010 at 7:00 pm

We live, vicariously, through you.

You know, between what you've posted here and all that talk of WWII sexytime costume role-playing, you may have the grist for a few good episodes of a teevee sitcom.

But which one?

Zvi_Bleindmeis October 4, 2010 at 7:40 pm

You are welcome, Liz. Regards from Florida, America's wang, source of true stories that outpace the imagination of those geniuses at The Onion.

Trinket October 4, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Somebody buy this guy a beer!

Seriously, this is really heart-warming and encouraging. Which says a lot about the sorry state of our nation.

Sgt_Biyatch October 4, 2010 at 3:52 pm

It's a typo. He meant "We need to wrong Muslims even tho they love."

Naked_Bunny October 4, 2010 at 5:02 pm

Love is passive-aggressively tolerating those you hate.

I learned that from my parents.

JustPixelz October 4, 2010 at 6:53 pm

Pretty sure the correct spelling is "even tho dey wrong"

Redhead October 4, 2010 at 8:02 pm

We need to love barbers, even though they can't spell for shit.

transfatz October 5, 2010 at 1:43 am

Just be careful. Barber chairs are not supposed to have arm and leg straps.

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