Remember when Levi Johnston went and made some dumb music video? Of course you do, because this fact is important to your survival as a living being on Earth. Well, now this music video is available on an Internet box, so you can watch Levi Johnston humping some 50-year-old woman who is supposed to be Bristol Palin while some 52-year-old woman who is supposed to be Sarah Palin looks on in hatred. Will you watch this video? Yes, you will. You don’t want to get eaten by a cheetah. You have to watch this dumb video. It’s what separates us from the beasts.
“Did we do a good job, terrible 50-year-old singer lady?”
“Yes, acting.” [Mediaite]