Much speculation and fapping has surrounded Delaware masturbation witch Christine O’Donnell. A lot of people say she is just a maniac, which is probably true, but also Christine O’Donnell is a scholar and enjoys intellectual pursuits and lifelong learning, according to some random grad student who taught Christine’s Postmodernism class at fake Oxford. But yes, a fellow named Griffin says Christine is “interested in ideas.” For example, we know Christine O’Donnell is interested in meatballs, and one could easily argue meatballs are “an idea” or at least “a convenient way to eat your anus burger, in ball-form.”
What else did this Bruce W. Griffin character write in his Letter of Recommendation for Christine?
Christine O’Donnell would bring to the US Senate a deepened commitment to the philosophical convictions of the Founding Fathers at a time when the philosophical bankruptcy of too many leaders is mirrored in the economic bankruptcy of the federal government. She would surely add intellectual and philosophical depth to a Senate that at this point in its history badly needs both.
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She would surely add intellectual and philosophical depth to a Senate that at this point in its history badly needs both.
"In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again."
She says she is on the lookout for a husband, why not Chauncey Gardner?
Because he likes to watch, and she doesn't like to, you know…
It seems like a match made in Heaven.
Add meatballs and I'll bet she does.
She would add an intellectual and philosophical depth to the Senate? I guess that's correct in that every pool needs a shallow end.
So when I googled Bruce W. Griffin just now, I got a story identifying him as a registered Florida sex offender.
Those meatballs didn't stand a chance.
Google Scholar isn't much more productive, though we do get WAS JESUS A PHILOSOPHICAL CYNIC?[1] by Bruce Griffin http://www-oxford.op.org/allen/html/acts.htm
"Much of the research for this article was part of my dissertation for the Diploma in Jewish Studies program at the Oxford Centre for Hebrew and Jewish Studies, the University of Oxford, 1995, "The Claremont School: A Critique"; the dissertation was supervised by Geza Vermes."
What about the immortal lyrics of the song "Love Thang?" (c. 1988) http://www.faqs.org/copyright/loves-here-by-twent... (scroll about half-way down)
Did you notice that this Liberty U graduate talks about the continuing oppression of Irish Catholics in the US?
As an Irish Catholic, I'd like to publically confirm this continuing oppression to be real and true. There are actually still bars in the US that serve Guinness without the nitrogen. No true Irish Catholic should have to face such a horror.
My grandfather's ghost has kindly reminded me that Guinness used to be the Proddy stout. He says I should be drinking Murphy's, like a good Fish Eater.
Frighteningly I almost posted the same thing about Guinness -my source of enlightenment was an Irish (CO. Cork) friend who has a shrine to the Easter Uprising in the family house. So Jamesons all round!
According to some Catholics like Bill Donahue, it's oppression whenever someone points out that the Church's moral doctrine is full of shit, suggests they should stop hating gays and women, or says the Church should pay for covering up the rape of children.
Yes, bars still carry Bushmill's. It's an anti-Mackerel Snapper outrage!
Wait, that doesn't make any sense since it's the type of people who go to Liberty U who were the one's who oppressed the Irish Catholics in the US.
NO DOGS NO WOMEN NO TEABAGGERS
But he didn't say they were Good Ideas or Smart Ideas or even Sane Ideas.
"Even a dumbass can consider his navel."
Did you say O'Donnell has Assburger's? I learn so many new things here.
The founding fathers did not need to drub their own drings because they had slaves to do that sort of thing for them. Christine O'D just wants to bring those days back.
Thomas Jefferson especially
She would surely add intellectual and philosophical depth to a Senate that at this point in its history badly needs both.
Death. He meant death, right?
Apparently Christine didn't retain a whole lot of what she learned in that philosophy course. Just that something-or-other was nasty, brutish and short.
Yeah, but he just left the White House staff, to run for mayor of Chicago, so you can't even make a good campaign ad out of that.
Maybe she got her Hobbes mixed up with her Human Sexuality textbook. This would clear up a lot about her stance on the sexy-time.
Christine O’Donnell would bring to the US Senate a deepened commitment to the philosophical convictions of the Founding Fathers
Xtine OD is a Deist? Most of the well known Foundlings were Deists, not fundaments, and some were out loud atheists. Is she is a Deist she should be riding the Kama Sutra steed, not that sway-backed horse about fapping = furry palms.
Somebody needs to ask Christine to rattle off the first ten amendments to the Constitution.
I bet she can't rattle off the Ten Commandments either.
Tax cuts
Tax cuts
Tax cuts
Tax cuts
Tax cuts
Tax cuts
Tax cuts
Repeal Obamacare
Privatize Social Security
Gut Medicare
Don't forget the sacred right to own semi-automatic weapons and wear them everywhere you go
Hell, if she could describe the content of one of the Bill of Rights she would score higher than most of her supporters.
Now, I'm sure Christine and her supporters can answer "Guns!", and maybe "States' Rights!"; but the 2nd's qualifications and everything else would escape them.
Id' even settle for that old beloved chestnut, "What magazines/newspapers do you read?"
And that taciturn, dusky fellow who uses it for the odd constitutional adjudication.
I do give her credit for having the integrity to be the anti-masturbation candidate in a party of jerk offs.
Wait, so 'ideas' no longer have 'consequences' and it's OK to have them now?
"philosophical convictions of the Founding Fathers…
The TP'ers are fond of this paleo-telepathy — that somehow they know — just know — what the Founders were thinking when they left Jeebus out of the Constitution. Or lifted the burden of suffrage from all those 18th century stay-at-home-moms.
If elected to our philosophically bankrupt senate, Christine O'Donnell will have the widest masturbation stance of all other senators combined.
one could easily argue meatballs are “an idea” or at least “a convenient way to eat your anus burger, in ball-form.
One could indeed argue that. That's why meatballs are the foodstuff of choice for Teatards. They're cool with it if you eat them with a sausage, too.
Sheeyit, double down that bitch. Add two strips of bacon and breastmilk cheese sandwiched between two pieces of chicken beaks. Just slather it in gravy and we got us a Thanksgivin'.
Depth is something I highly value in a cunt.
What's next – eBay recommendations as proof of her qualifications?
"Christine's a great buyer! Prompt payment, good communication!"
Wow, she took a for-pay summer course once ten years ago with an ultra-catholic extremist. She should not only be a Senator, but should rise to Consul, Princeps Senatus, and ultimately even Emperor. And why isn't she Dean of all Universities, including Beck U?
also Hierophant and Autarch.
Ideas/Trig 2012
I don't remember much from First Grade English, but I do remember the point "don't use a word twice in one sentance".
Bruce, you dipped your toe in the shallow end of the pool of ideas and were wetted by ChristineOD. Go to the deeper end but don't drown.
Bruce… Bruce? This chucklehead has to be a fucking Bruce. I'm done.
Wow, I didn't know you could just get a couple of references and apply to be a Senator. I thought there was, like, an election and stuff. Wonder if she'll pass the drug test.
"This was my second summer with the Phoenix Institute. The Phoenix Institute was a group of Jedi academics; rebels and renegades against the evil empire of politically correct university life. "
This from the instructor who said O'Donnell is interested in ideas (i.e. dabbles in but doesn't do).
What other senate candidate could speaking so knowingly of Michael Foucault's cover of "Love to Love You Baby" (Extended Cut)?
B.W. Griffin? Wasn't he the guy that made that film about ghosts riding horses?
Seems like an accurate recommendation to me — "at a time when other pols are focused on the severe economic challenges of 2010, O'Donnell's mind is stuck in the 18th century."
The words "Intellectual and philosophical depth" were used in the same sentence as "Christine O'Donnell"! Augh, the pain! Make it stop!! I need a shot of Bill Maher, stat!!
William Carlos Williams' motto was "No ideas but in things"; therefore, any particular thing she's interested in (like wiccan blood-scented candles or hare krishna hairdos or chastity belts) is also an idea. Of course, William Carlos Williams was a brilliant poet, and Co'D is just a garden variety fame whore.
Perhaps Griffin can come up with a thesis to explain why every moment of TeeVee footage of her plainly displays an ordinary charismatic venal dolt.
PROOF OR GTFO.
That bloody fembot has so much philosophical depth that she makes Vanna White look like Michio Kaku.
Christine O'Donnell has never met an idea she couldn't misconstrue.
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