- Scott Ashjian, Nevada’s official Tea Party candidate for Senate, had a top secret meeting with familiar Nevada wacko Sharron Angle, to brainstorm how Real Nevada can defeat Harry Reid, who represents the selfish interests of Big Fake Nevada.
But oh no, someone or something recorded the secretive proceedings of this secret Nevada salon, and then emailed the cassette tape to the Las Vegas Sun! What was said at this meeting, behind closed, taped doors? Almost everyone agreed (except for Ashjian, probably) that it would be really great if that bothersome Scott Ashjian guy would just drop out of the race and remove his name from the ballot, so that he doesn’t split the dingbat vote in November. Also, as the secret MP3 audio/transcript of this tape will clearly show, Sharron Angle just cannot stop yapping about how awful and corrupt the Democrats and Republicans are. Scandal? Honestly, we wouldn’t be surprised if it was megalomaniac Sharron Angle who leaked this tape, since leaking a “top-secret” tape bragging about how everyone except you is totally corrupt seems like a sort of monomaniacal thing to do. Sharron Angle is Real Change, and this tape of her trying to strong-arm her opponent into dropping out proves it. What? [The Caucus/Political Wire/Ben Smith] - In four different states it is perfectly legal to walk into a bar with a loaded gun, get completely wasted, and then start talking about how much you hate your life/the dildo sitting next to you. Did we mention the part about it being perfectly okay to bring a loaded gun into a bar? [NYT]
- Commie activist judges legislating from the bench are probably the only people with the nads/authority to repeal “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” [McClatchy DC]
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Predator drones run under Windows?
It's why they are so accurate!
Gives new meaning to Blue Screen of Death.
Silly rabbit. You thought Microsoft Flight Simulator was a game.
Sharron Angle is Derp Throat.
Never bring a knife to a bar fight. At least not in Virginia, Tennessee, and Arizona.
There is a reasonable argument that you should get more nervous about a someone with a knife than a gun. A guy with a gun will just kill ya', while a guy with a knife could really hurt you.
Of course you need to start bringing guns to bars. Imagine one of those newly judicially-empowered military homos is there, packing his gun (or, "gun"). You'll need to defend your rectal chastity. & bare hands against even one of our military's femmy members would still not be a fair fight.
SUPPORT TEH TROOPS!!!1!!
This is my rifle THIS is my gun…one is for fighting, one is for fun.
He was coming right at you!
Yeah Sharron, Republicans like lower taxes, but they don't like like them.
The 2nd Amendment crazies in Virginia are now angling to allow guns on the public side of Dulles Airport. Because armed crazies in an airport terminal would make things so much safer.
Pretty soon, North Carolina is going to be putting check points on the border, just like Maryland, DC, and West Virginia.
And Arizona. (My daughter was just caught in one.) Lucky for her she isn't brown!
♪♫ Happy Hour is a warm gun, bang, bang, shoot, shoot ♪♫
Megalomaniac, monomaniac. Just combine them and thank Ms. Angle for having "mongoloimaniacal" behavior on record.
Actually I ran them through the processor and when combined at the correct temperature they produce "mongoloid."
Wow, it's Anglegate!!!!
I… really?
Isn't anyone in the teabagger movement not a self involved developmentally stunted crybaby ?
No.
No.
Here in VA many lawmakers think that college students should be allowed to carry loaded guns around campus. In fact there were suggestions that the faculty be required to carry loaded handguns. Because if a shooter entered the classroom, the safest thing would be for thirty guns held by hungover half-awake people, some still in pajamas, to fire at the same time. Second Amendment solutions are first in a lot of people's minds.
"hungover half-awake people, some still in pajamas"
…who are also immature 18 or 19 years olds, the males of whom are in a constant state of testosterone poisoning.
User_of_owls, have you investigated the hookworm conjecture re: Sharron Angle? Many of her statements sound nematodally awesome.
Excellent suggestion! Any additional empirical evidence serves to strengthen support for the basic hypotheses of the Palin Hookworm Conjecture. I have, however, discovered one snag in the Conjecture with regard to its epidemiological component. To wit, all identified cases seem best categorized as Patient Zero.
Let's just let natural selection run its course.
Not when I'm that unfortunate drunk [dildo] sitting next to the one armed man.
It's an arms race in bars. I call shotgun!
Did he kill your wife?
Another argument for keeping your drinking closer to home.
or for staying home and getting stoned, amirite?
William Jennings Bryan would like to have a word with you about this.
If voting machines were actually slot machines, nevada republicans might get lucky. What sad, sorry slobs. And yet, I don't feel sorry for them.
Aren't all voter machines digital slot macines? You don't know if your vote will help the winner?
Anyway, I'd love for it to be more fun voting. Pull the handle and depending on which three photos come up, you could win!
"Sharron Angle just cannot stop yapping about how awful and corrupt the Democrats and Republicans are"
She has a bright future awaiting on wonkette. For all we know she's already here. Who is the real BaldarTFlagass?
No, I'm really Ben Quayle.
Nice try, Rand Paul. Your spelling is far too good for you to be Ben Quayle.
Yeah, if he'd been Ben Quayle, he'd have posted at least a few times about hot chicks in Scottsdale.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
I, for one, do NOT want to know; and more than that, I do not want to meet him/her. Do enjoy his/her comments, though.
Maybe the answer is to arm politicians – then get them drunk. Consider the possibilities.
Silly libtards, always overreacting to guns. They’re really just using them to open their beers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT2_LTzZ2Uc
This is news? I thought it was gonna be an Angle fapping to a picture of Barry extravaganza In 3D and Sensasurround (TM)
Batshit crazy waters run deep….
Not allowing kids to have guns in class is just age discrimination ….
What are you supposed to do? Bring an UNloaded gun into a bar? Think, Wonkettz, think.
I was in many bars where the patrons had loaded guns. They were called NCO Clubs and were in Viet Nam. Round about 1:00 am when the warm cans of Olympia Beer were gone, there was a whole different meaning to the song, "We Gotta Get Outa This Place."
"We’ve actually taken over the Washoe County Republican Party…" Ah, good times….Sharon, break out the headbands and Power to the People signs…
The current set of congressional conservative ideologues are not idealogical enough. We need them not only to say no to everything on the Obama agenda, but to go pee on Nancy Pelosi's doorstep to mark their territory before roll call, and personally drive to abortion clinics to shove fetuses back inside. Sheesh sheeple, is Sharron the only one who gets it?
Well, the states involved are Virginia, Tennessee, Arizona and Georgia; aside from Northern Virginia and Atlanta, the drunk and armed killing each other off there would benefit the rest of us.
It's nice to see, though, that while lawmakers are taking away our right to smoke in bars, even when it's fucking January and in the teens, they're allowing something actually dangerous just to make things more interesting.
You know, you have an excellent point. And although I hated playing dumpy smoked filled bars, the idea of playing in dumpy armed-to-the-teeth bars is much more horrifying.
If they passed it where I'm located, I suppose it would kill my keyboard player's suggestion that we start some obvious, whorey country* band in order to score more gigs.
*that crap is all the rage around here–feh
Somewhere in Nevada a horse is looking at a picture of Sharon and is envious of her teeth.
We in Georgia are grateful for the right to carry weapons in Houses of Sin, but we won't be completely free from Oppression until we are allowed to enter Houses of Worship fully armed and equipped to prepare ourselves from horrific acts of unChristian persecution that often occur there.
http://www.ajc.com/news/georgia-minister-sues-to-...
Yeah, well, if someone shoots and kills you in church, it's because that was God's will. Why does Rev. Wilkins hate God's will?
Often it is not possible to quickly know if a Moment of Violence is God's Will or just your run-of-the-will crazy terroristic blood lust. At those moments, it is best to shoot first and seek Answers from a Loving God later.
Well maybe allowing limited carrying of guns in houses of worship could be a good idea; I'm thinking of only for children in Catholic churches.
Women in any FLDS meet-up.
Angle just secured another infusion of sweaty, spunk stained dollars into her coffers. Saying both parties are awful and corrupt in the privacy of your rant is like being a rainmaker in the Tea Party.
Which just brings to mind the questions: who taped this, released it and made sure the media glommed onto it….my bet is on Sharon….
Except they're all running as Republicans and looking for support from the party. How's that work, anyway?
In Minnesota, it's legal to bring bullets into a bar, but fortunately you still have to throw them at your intended victim.
Does that include artillery shells? Because you could do some real damage beating someone about the head and shoulders with a 75mm armour-piercing, discarding-sabot round.
Does this explain Bachmann's Crazy? Too many mini metal projectiles to the head?
Guns don't kill people. Banana daqueris with the little umbrellas in them kill people.
Yes, clearly the most recent UT shooting, in which nobody was actually injured or killed except for the shooter himself, through suicide, is clearly an example of an incident whose outcome could have been improved by having more gun-owners, all shooting at each other.
I mean, seriously, the broader questions of whether or not conceiled carry laws actually prevent successful crimes or whether guns are actually a greater danger to the owner or to would be criminals aside for just a moment here… What?
By a simple twist of fate, I'll be attending a convention at the (real) Caeser's Palace starting this afternoon. One of my priorities will be to find an Angle campaign office and load up on buttons, bumper stickers, etc. I figure if she wins this fall, she's a sure contender to the republicunt VP nominee in 2012. Maybe she'll be in the market for a dingbat consultant.
As a resident of Virginia, let me just say that this makes me so very proud that I had a kid and now have to get drunk at home, where there are no guns and only a limited supply of cutlery.
The Air Force really needs to upgrade those Commodore 64s.
Take that planned parenthood money, buy all the crime guns, load them in black helicopters, and just RAIN those guns down from the sky. This is called "redistribution of death".
I blame Michael Moore for this gun-mania (and the Roberts' court's invention of a 2nd amendment personal right to gun ownership). He riled the retards with his evil facts and data.
Guess we can't comment on the Prez-Rahm gay hug because we might say something offensive?
I have to admit the thought of Afghani buttsecks did occur to me.
Violence solves violence: I never realized the second amendment was so homeopathic. Or sociopathic; I can never remember which.
Awww, you''re just homeophobic.
They should have one of those cigarette vending machines in the back of the bar with guns. Or better yet, one of those mechanical claw games. Just because you're angry at the guy next to you for sleeping with your wife/cousin doesn't mean you can't have a little fun before you start shootin.
How about if they sold guns only in those mechanical claw games?
You might be onto something there. We could sell it as a "check" on drunken shooting, since you'd have to demonstrate some measure of coordination and concentration to get the weapon.
Heck, maybe that should replace gunsafes or triggerlocks as a standard requirement for home use too.
I've read comments on Wonkette that made The Aristocrats sound like the 23rd psalm – what could POSSIBLY have been so bad that all posting on the hug story is halted?
Maybe liberal websites are doing some kind of "Wifeswap"-like stunt today, and Wonkette is being run by the administrators from Think Progress or Huffpo. It's the internet equivalent of "Confuse-a-Cat"
Think Progress does not have moderation. And well, if it was HuffPo, we would be reading stories about Jennifer Anniston.
Hmmmm.
I still don't understand where in the Constitution does it allow the airlines to ban guns on airplanes? If everyone had been armed on the plane, there would have been no 9/11. Makes perfect sense, no?
But what if it resulted in a shooting gallery of epic proportions, causing the plane to ditch over, say, Hudson County or North Jersey, taking out entire neighborhoods?
Also, I don't think I want people packin' other than TSA/HS reps on planes–I've flown Spirit Air and if there had been guns aboard the 'flying public', the entire crew would have been shot a billion times over.
I was being sarcastic/ironic/rhetorical, whatever it is we do here on this site. Clearly allowing guns on to planes (or into bars) is a very bad idea…
This could shorten the lines at Dollywood.
Speaking as a resident of one of those 4 states, I have to object to the notion that it's irresponsible to take a gun into a bar. It would be far more irresponsible to drive home after a long session at the local watering hole to get your gun. Those cactus/street signs aren't going to shoot themselves.
I prefer drinking heavily at home, alone, hand on my gun.
I'm sure the Dust Bowl will be the next up on this list. It won't get any Southern Baptists killed because, you know, they don't drink {wink, wink} and besides, Bubba needs his loaded weapon at the tavern because that's where he gets the most pissed off.
What do you people in the developed states not get about that?
How did this tape get taped? My money is Asigiginggn or whatever the boy whack job in this deal is called. Maybe he wanted to prove Angle actually liked the Republic Party and cause her to lose to him.
Is that fucking bitch whore Cleta Mitchell's voice on it? That fucking asshole hypocrite bitch whore of a slut fuckhead dipshit and the c-word needs to piss off Bubba in one of the states that has the good sense to allow him to have his loaded gun with him.
(She's from Oklahoma, btw. Could tell that I had some personal knowledge of this woman who personifies everything in the world I hate, from conservatives to organ meat and all my hates in between?)
Did not know Ed the Talking Horse ever fucked Liberace until I saw a picture of Sharron.
She hides in the desert and only communicates through tapes released to the media? Osama bin Laden would be the teabaggers' dream candidate if it weren't for that whole muslin thing.
Honestly, its not the guy sitting at the bar with a loaded gun that has me most concerned. Its the guy sitting at home pounding down a Texas Fifth of Ten High, listening to the AM radio and decides that today is the day to go to the local mall and teach those filthy Socialists a lesson. So he packs up a couple of pistols, a shotgun, and his assault rifle in the old pickup and heads off to the mall.
Look for it, sometime shortly after the November elections.
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