Remembering Our Fallen Week: Shake It To Make It Work
Newsboy Jim Lehrer retired his abacus and messenger pigeons for a newfangled iPhone.CNN anchor Rick Sanchez invented the hottest new Internet meme since LOLCats and TruckNutz combined: Jews secretly control the media! Why has no one thought of this before?
Tai “Butterstick” Shan, America’s stolen panda, is so beloved by white people that his poop is so awesome and fragrant it is basically this year's Furby.
Your Wonkette played To Catch a Predator with Mark Foley’s Twitter.
Meg Whitman’s million dollar smile lit up our hearts.
America’s favorite fucker (because he says “fuck” a lot), Rahm Emanuel, FINALLY left the White House to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a Chicago slumlord.