SMART PEOPLE  1:07 pm October 1, 2010

Rick Sanchez Finally Reveals World’s Secret: Everything Run By Jews

by Jack Stuef

'But seriously, being criticized on Comedy Central is worse than the Holocaust.'According to CNN’s Rick Sanchez, Rick Sanchez is not an idiot, he merely came from a working class family. And that’s why Rick Sanchez hates Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart is “bigoted” against him. And Jews like Jon Stewart “run” CNN and “all the other networks,” so Jews aren’t allowed to be a minority. Makes sense! That is a logical thing to say. “Wait a minute, this guy is criticizing me, but doesn’t he realize I’m a minority? You can’t criticize minorities.” Why does Rick Sanchez know he is a smart person? Because he said all these comments about Jon Stewart and the Jews out loud, on a national radio show.

If I did just sit there and read the teleprompter every day, Jon Stewart would never say a word about me. He’d say I’m a good Hispanic anchor, “Way to go, you’ve done a good job, stay right there.” … I am a complex human being, I’m not some moron to be…”

Rick Sanchez needs to spend the “time off” his Jewish overlords are about to give him writing a screenplay about his feelings, because he is a very complex human being. He is so very complex that he came up with the very original hypothesis that the Jews control everything, and now we are all stunned by his remarkable insight.

Very powerless people… [snickers] He’s such a minority, I mean, you know [sarcastically]… Please, what are you kidding? … I’m telling you that everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart, and to imply that somehow they — the people in this country who are Jewish — are an oppressed minority? Yeah. [sarcastically]

There is only one oppressed minority, and it is idiots who are paid millions of dollars to host a primetime CNN show. Rick Sanchez, unlike everyone else who has ever lived, is VERY REPRESSED.

Also, somebody sent us a tip (thank “Aris!”) that Rick Sanchez said his first-grade teacher labelled him mentally retarded. But what do we know? We’re all Jews. [Stand Up! With Pete Dominick]

 

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ChurchofRealism October 1, 2010 at 1:10 pm

Rick sounds like he's gotta little sand in his vagina.

bumfug October 1, 2010 at 1:13 pm

If Rick thought getting tazed was fucked up wait til the jewboys who run the media get done with him.

Failed_2_Menace October 1, 2010 at 1:13 pm

Hey, Sanchez: goonie goo goo.

edgydrifter October 1, 2010 at 1:13 pm

It's so true. Without teleprompters, any of us is liable to point at the full moon and say, "wow, Hawaii sure is bright tonight."

nachoproblem October 1, 2010 at 1:37 pm

My only regret is that I have but one thumb to give this comment. (Don't worry, it's a good thumb.)

Swampgas_Man October 1, 2010 at 6:03 pm

As for Rickay himself, I have a different finger entirely.

Sparky_McGruff October 1, 2010 at 1:53 pm

I've always thought Rick Sanchez is a complete tool. Honestly, it's not because of anything he says, because I haven't listened to a thing he says in years.

After the taser video I just hear a bzzzzzzzzzzzt! bzzzzzzzzt! in my mind whenever I see his mug on the teevee.

GOPCrusher October 1, 2010 at 1:14 pm

10 years ago, Rick would have been run off the air. Now. He'll be hailed as a folk hero.

Sparky_McGruff October 1, 2010 at 1:53 pm

I think that may have been his Fox News audition tape.

TanzbodenKoenig October 1, 2010 at 1:57 pm

And 20 years ago he ran over a dude, drunk

Jukesgrrl October 1, 2010 at 6:16 pm

And Rick's List on CNN was supposed to be his second chance at the big time. Does he get a THIRD one?

H Curve October 1, 2010 at 2:21 pm

There are some 'folk' to whom one should not be a hero. Just sayin'…

Ducksworthy October 1, 2010 at 2:37 pm

That was before our reptilian overlords discovered that really really stupid people have money and can be frightened into voting for candidates chosen to represent the interests of our reptilian overlords and so represent a valuable market segment which also deserves it place on CNN.

DoktorZoom October 2, 2010 at 1:09 am

I wonder how fired he is in metric?

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 1, 2010 at 1:15 pm

That's right; my boss is a Jewish Carpenter!

Barrelhse October 1, 2010 at 6:27 pm

And I am a fisher of men.

comrad_darkness October 1, 2010 at 9:24 pm

I bet your underpaid co-pilot is too.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 1, 2010 at 11:35 pm

I hope to break the union some day.

imissopus October 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm

God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

jus_wonderin October 5, 2010 at 3:25 pm

What wine goes with God?

bitchincamaro2 October 1, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Even his wife calls him Dick.

natoslug October 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm

He does look a bit like Mel Gibson in that photo, so I could understand how the Jewish Overlord Committe could get confused and start persecuting him by accident. I can't tell you how many times my resemblance to Joseph Goebbels has caused me problems

Oh, and just because you're still freaked out every time you get an erection doesn't mean you're a complex person, Rick. It just means you're special.

Ducksworthy October 1, 2010 at 2:39 pm

If it comes to a showdown between our Reptilian Overlords and our Jooish Overlord, I'm siding with the Joos. At least they're warm blooded.

natoslug October 1, 2010 at 2:42 pm

I'm siding with whomever puts out more. Overlords Gone Wild has a nice ring to it.

Hello ! October 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm

Maybe he's mad because Stewart actually has some viewers

Ducksworthy October 1, 2010 at 2:40 pm

Or because when people laugh at Stewart its because he wants them to.

Hello ! October 1, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Or because he's funny.

NorthStarSpanx October 4, 2010 at 9:59 am

That and we didn't even need Stewart and his team of repressed interns to comb Sanchez tape for highlights to prove to us he's an idiot.

Gratuitous World October 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm

Television execs are a lot like rick sanchez in that they've probably evaded aggravated manslaughter charges at some point in their lives.

Sparky_McGruff October 1, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Ouch. I didn't know about that incident. It's definitely the fault of the joos.

NorthStarSpanx October 4, 2010 at 10:17 am

Damn, Laura Bush, Brandy, Matthew Broderick, that Noxema girl and now Sanchez all seem so harmless, and yet every time they look into the camera they think to themselves, "I killed a 'man,' 'child,' 'woman.'"

BaldarTFlagass October 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm

"everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart"

They're all short and funny? Who'd a thought.

LionelHutzEsq October 1, 2010 at 3:17 pm

I assumed he meant that they were all circumcised.

DamiensBro October 1, 2010 at 7:45 pm

With circumcised wit.

elviouslyqueer October 1, 2010 at 1:18 pm

Hey, Rick, if you're tired of being repressed by CNN and teh Jooz, I hear Meg Whitman is in the market for a new houseboy.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm

MEG!

Buzz Feedback October 1, 2010 at 1:20 pm

It's not because you're a minority, Ricardo. It's because you're a dim, unctuous twat.

prommie October 1, 2010 at 1:20 pm

Someone just brought a knife to a gunfight, this is not going to end well for this moron. Ooops, I am sorry, so insensitive of me, I meant "retard."

Rambone October 1, 2010 at 1:20 pm

How dare you accuse the Jews of running the media! We'll make sure you never work in this business again!

vulpes82 October 1, 2010 at 1:21 pm

Oy vey!

SayItWithWookies October 1, 2010 at 1:22 pm

Rick has certainly proved he's a genius — how many other people could get the Most Offensive Comment of the Day award on the same day an Osama bin Laden statement is released?

BeWoot October 1, 2010 at 1:22 pm

"a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart"

Such a sweet, sweet dream.

TanzbodenKoenig October 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Yea, for real, don't threaten us with a good time Rick. Stewart's taint could host a show with more talent than 90% of the CNN crew

doxastic October 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm

Jon Stewart: "Rich Sanchez is the dumbest man on TV"
Rich Sanchez: "I resemble that remark!'

SheriffRoscoe October 1, 2010 at 1:24 pm

"If I did just sit there and read the teleprompter every day, Jon Stewart would never say a word about me. He’d say I’m a good Hispanic anchor, “Way to go, you’ve done a good job, stay right there.” …" (Rick Sanchez)

Ha! So true! When Jon goes off on all the cable anchors for reading the copy and refraining from going full stupid…..hey…wait a minute……

marionetta October 1, 2010 at 1:24 pm

Oi.

hooray4anything October 1, 2010 at 1:28 pm

This comment maks me happy because as a Jew, it's been awhile since we've heard some good old-fashioned, non-Mel Gibson, type anti-semitism. It's old school.

comrad_darkness October 1, 2010 at 9:22 pm

He's gets bonus points for sober, too.

GuanoFaucet October 1, 2010 at 1:28 pm

Sanchez added: "He can’t relate to a guy like me. He can’t relate to a guy whose dad worked all his life. He can’t relate to somebody who grew up poor."

No, Rick, the reason he can't relate to you is because you are a moron. It's hard to relate to someone when the stupid coming out of their mouth sets fire to your brain cells.

nounverb911 October 1, 2010 at 1:41 pm

Rick, are you implying that you are an anchor baby?

CapnFatback October 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Hispanic? Check.
Anchor? Check.
Baby? Check.
Doing a job that "Real Merkins" don't want to do (CNN host)? Check.
Get me my pitchfork, Martha, there's a Sanchez in the barn.

hooray4anything October 1, 2010 at 2:54 pm

Rick has a good point as Jon's parents both were rich and bathed in money everyday. And since Rick's father worked all his life doing whatever and Rick is merely only a CNN Anchor, does that mean Rick thinks he's not really working hard?

Hate that BS, that if you don't do some remedial blue collar job you're basically a slacker.

Rotundo_ October 1, 2010 at 1:28 pm

Just when you think he has reached the bottom of the well of stupidity, Rick digs a little deeper and gifts us with another shining example of why he works for the most trusted name in news.

prommie October 1, 2010 at 1:31 pm

That link there, that was very very amusing, I do so enjoy sheer, absolute viciousness. This Sanchez really is a tard.

doxastic October 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm

My favorite part is when he specifies "the people in this country who are Jewish" just in case people are having trouble following his subtle insinuations.

SecretMuslin October 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm

Rick Sanchez starts most of his rants with: "I'm not anti-semitic, but…" And he ends them with: "Hey, I've got lots of Jewish friends."

BaldarTFlagass October 1, 2010 at 1:52 pm

In my mis-spent youth, I was a bit anti-semiotic, but then I read Name of the Rose and thought, Hey, these semioticians have it going on!

DoktorZoom October 2, 2010 at 1:16 am

I hate the way semioticians all repeat each other. It's a real Eco chamber.

OneDollarJuana October 1, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Well, not as many as he used to have.

nachoproblem October 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm

Rick Sanchez doesn't read off a teleprompter because, as Jon Stewart pointed out before, all they have is some guy shaking his car keys over the camera and saying "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy!" Of course he was talking about Fox News, but obviously it applies to Remedial Rick as well.

OneDollarJuana October 1, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Reading off of a teleprompter assumes one can read.

Clancy_Pants October 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm

Trig thinks Sanchez is a 'tard

DashboardBuddha October 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm

so…that's what a career looks like when it craters.

Jukesgrrl October 1, 2010 at 6:22 pm

A volcano in Iceland?

freakishlywrong October 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm

SOMEONE is going to get tore a new asshole by someone on a comedy channel somewhere.

HateMachine October 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm

No snark, I want Jon Stewart to put on his srs face, look straight into the camera, and request that Rick Sanchez go eat a bag of dicks and explode.

nounverb911 October 1, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Rick just wrote Bill Maher's cold open tonight.

LionelHutzEsq October 1, 2010 at 3:21 pm

I'm hoping that Stewart invites him to go mano a mano in Hawaii off the coast of Chile.

petehammer October 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Damn this suspense! Who are you referring to?

V572625694 October 1, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Can't decide if it's better that this happened on a Friday, when Stewart & Co will have all weekend to craft a response, or worse because they might lose the anger. Should be entertainig no matter what!

BaldarTFlagass October 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm

Is it too late, or passè, for a "dirty" reference here? I'm very surprised and somewhat disappointed that there isn't one here yet, thirty minutes in.

nachoproblem October 1, 2010 at 1:52 pm

I considered it, but I was afraid it would be weak — too obvious, not really topical, and the phrase "Fucking Stupid Sanchez" does not connect to "dirty" well enough, even though it is more appropriate.

EDIT: Wait, how about this: A "Rick Sanchez" is a sexual position in which one partner reads off a teleprompter while performing analingus.

BaldarTFlagass October 1, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Wouldn't that be more of a "rusty megaphone?"

walterhwhite October 1, 2010 at 1:37 pm

I've been waiting for someone to take off on the Jews. After all, we've been treated fairly decently for a few decades now.

hooray4anything October 1, 2010 at 9:19 pm

I know. That's what I've been saying. I've been feeling left out lately.

PsycWench October 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Man, I thought my Jewish husband was going to work every day at a college but it turns out he was reporting to CNN instead. I want more spending money now.

JoeMamased October 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm

He's only running CNN on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Mondays and Wednesdays he controls the banks, and Saturday it's his turn to manipulate the blacks. Isn't the schedule hanging on your fridge?

DoktorZoom October 2, 2010 at 1:20 am

This schedule is totally improbable. This would mean he has to kidnap Gentile children and manufacture evidence of "the Holocaust" in his spare time.

PsycWench October 2, 2010 at 10:44 am

No! This is all such a big shock. He kept telling me he was having an affair and all this time he was working overtime….

Guppy06 October 1, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Rick Sanchez needs to take some time off to spend with his family.

Jukesgrrl October 1, 2010 at 6:26 pm

So he can teach his kids all about history and religion, the way Hutton Gibson did.

DoktorZoom October 2, 2010 at 1:21 am

Jesus, what have you got against his family?

Eve8Apples October 1, 2010 at 1:45 pm

I'll see your Rally to Restore Sanity and raise you a healthy pile of antisemitism.

Seriously, is this some maniacal scheme to drive-up Sanchez's Twitter twaffic, 'cause it makes no sense whatsoever on any other level.

Jukesgrrl October 1, 2010 at 6:26 pm

Some see it as his audition tape for FOX.

GuanoFaucet October 1, 2010 at 1:45 pm

Also from the article, Sanchez says: "deep down, when they look at a guy like me, they see a guy automatically who belongs in the second tier, and not the top tier.”

No, not the second tier, Rick. When they look at you they see a guy who belongs on the media short bus.

danceswithpalin October 1, 2010 at 3:09 pm

Or under the media short bus?

comrad_darkness October 1, 2010 at 9:18 pm

He'll be thrown under some bus, very shortly.

Jukesgrrl October 1, 2010 at 6:28 pm

I see a guy who makes Wolf Blitzer's brain look like Stephen Hawking's.

northernbassist October 1, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Tricky weasel–letting this story break on a Friday, when he knows Stewart won't be able to respond, probably because he's quite sure that some other moronic waste of oxygen will out-outrage us in the next three days.

defiantapple October 5, 2010 at 12:54 pm

"Be vewy vewy quiet…." lol

SheriffRoscoe October 1, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Anybody ever see Stewart imitate Mayor Bloomberg? That is some funny shit. I mean, he's the spitting image. Imagine a Jewish gay man who's not "really" gay, and you'll get the picture.

Jon Stewart is bigoted toward non-gay Jews who act gay. That's how Rick Sanchez would sum it up.

Trinket October 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Uh, Rick, Jon's not picking on you because you're Hispanic. He's picking on you because you're a moron.

Reminds me of this guy I knew in college who thought every chick who wouldn't date him was a lesbian.

Barrelhse October 1, 2010 at 6:35 pm

Wellesley?

hockeymom October 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm

He really is not bright, bless his heart.

johnnymeatworth October 1, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Wait, i thought he said he WASN'T a moron….Whoops!

neiltheblaze October 1, 2010 at 1:49 pm

Couldn't he have at least come up with something more imaginative to display his paranoid conspiracy streak? "Jews run everything"? Even Jews just yawn and roll their eyes at that one now. So trite. Why not the Bilderberg Group? – or if you want to go retro, how about the Freemasons?

This is what CNN gets for hiring inexperienced cranks, and lets seasoned professional cranks like Glenn Beck slip through their fingers.

hooray4anything October 1, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Yeah, it's been awhile since we've had some anti-Freemason stuff going on. If he would have said something abou the Freemansons, I'd actually start watching him.

thecryingeagle October 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Sanchez is just trying to distract our attention from the imminent Reptilian takeover.

Asa_Hawks October 1, 2010 at 1:50 pm

IF
Rick Sanchez is an idiot
AND
John Stewart makes fun of him for it
AND
Rick Sanchez continues to act like a buffoon
THEN
Jews control the media. QED

Lost_Teabaggers October 1, 2010 at 11:10 pm

Yeah but he didn't get fired for what he said about John Stewart, after all Tucker Carlson's boring, bowtied buffoonery said much worse about Johnny Stew…hell the whole Fox News team has. This isn't about that…this is the same thing that happened to Helen Thomas, only in her case some neocon rabbi with a hankerin' for Mooslim killin' entraped her. What Sanchez said as moronic as it is isn't even in the same BALLPARK with what Teabaggers and wingnuts unload on President Obama and indeed all black people and minorities (except Jewish people) weekly; yet they never get fired for it. I'll tell you if he worked for Al Jazeera and Rick Sanchez scoffed at Muslims owning the media, he'd be fired. Simple as that…

ph7 October 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Can't wait for him to call Candy Crowley "Sugar Tits"

nounverb911 October 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Rick, are you upset because CNN won't give you time off to breastfeed?
http://wonkette.com/424516/spanish-dads-get-breas

Thedongsofwar October 1, 2010 at 1:52 pm

Jon Stewart is a bigot against people who drink and kill drunker people with their car.

TanzbodenKoenig October 1, 2010 at 1:57 pm

"It's not my fault, ossifer, he was drunker'n me!"

nounverb911 October 1, 2010 at 2:22 pm

Didn't Laura Bush originate that excuse?

HELisforHEL October 1, 2010 at 2:54 pm

Awww, a Pickles reference! That makes my day!

notreelyhelping October 1, 2010 at 1:56 pm

There's really no reason he can't be an idiot and come from a working class family. They're not, uh…mutually exclusive.

Barrelhse October 1, 2010 at 6:37 pm

Why, that's right. I'm from a working-class family, for instance.

problemwithcaring October 1, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Sanchez is so out of touch. It states clearly in the ACORN-Salinsky-Ayers handbook that Cubans Americans lost their minority status privilege of not being ridiculed in the media once Cameron Diaz happened.

Chet Kincaid October 1, 2010 at 3:24 pm

Since the Cubans here are mostly white and rabidly anti-commie, and because of Desi Arnaz, they got a Conservative Emancipation Proclamation. They're still so mad about the Bay Of Pigs, they'd dig up Kennedy and shoot him again. They only bother with Black Cubans when there's a secret chicken-killing party for Ogun or Shango. If you need some "plumbing" work done at a campaign HQ, they can hook you up.

See how it feels, Sanchez?

JoshuaNorton October 1, 2010 at 2:04 pm

CNN should just dropkick his ass into the gutter. That way it will be easier for Fox to find him.

SystemError October 1, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Memo to Rick: People stop caring what other people's dads do for a living at about age 13.

BaldarTFlagass October 1, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Unless you're a Bush or a Quayle.

JMPEsq October 1, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Or unless they're in admissions at an ivy league university.

Buzz Feedback October 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm

Hmmm …. chocho?

Weenus299 October 1, 2010 at 2:13 pm

Sanchez' entire life screams sitcom-canceled-after-four-episodes.

fuhrius October 1, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Sanchez pulled a Matt Broderick? Linkidge please.

imissopus October 1, 2010 at 2:16 pm

I think someone just got himself uninvited from the next Stewart family Seder. But all is not lost, Rick. Stewart might still let you be a good Hispanic and mow his lawn.

It's hard to make yourself look like the biggest dumbass of on-air talent at a network that employs Wolf Blitzer and Erick Erickson, but there you go.

DCHatesMe October 1, 2010 at 2:19 pm

At least he's not a child molester.

Booyah!

bearperney October 1, 2010 at 3:34 pm

,,,as far as we know.

JMPEsq October 1, 2010 at 2:20 pm

I'm just disappointed that he has to do this on a Friday, when there won't be a new Daily Show until Monday.

But hey, it looks like somebody would be better off over at Fox News. CNN did at least eventually fire Dobbs for his overt racism.

bearperney October 1, 2010 at 3:35 pm

You may be on to something here… Maybe, this is all a ploy for Rick to get himself a better paying job over at Fox!

sati_demise October 1, 2010 at 3:37 pm

but the show will be honed, man. Twice as good if they get to work on it over the week end!

DemonicRage October 1, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Quelle douche! CNN, please suspend him.

nounverb911 October 1, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Rick, I hear Al Jezeera has an opening.

JoshuaNorton October 1, 2010 at 2:24 pm

There's nothing like a good "I'm a more oppressed minority than you are" contest! Extra bonus points for calling the liberal Caucasian a bigot.

moldilox October 1, 2010 at 2:24 pm

oi, what an uncircumsized jerk… doesn't he realize that jon stewrts' problem stems from his diminutive stature… get with it rick, we all know the short guys have an axe to grind… just sad.

kvetch October 1, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Rick & Mel- separated at birth? And since I (and my minyan) run CNN, don't you have to hail us as heroes for letting Anderson have that daytime show? But hey, we get FREE medical care from Sanjay (note use of word FREE – we love that word). Now all we gotta do is work on getting Campbell to convert.

Bluestatelibel October 1, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Not snarky, but I saw this guy do a weird thing yesterday on CNN. He had the female reporter who resisted the ample charms of James O'Keefe give him a report about what happened. She had to stand in front of his desk, while he sat there like the big boss looking her up and down. Very creepy.

HELisforHEL October 1, 2010 at 2:38 pm

…and they actually have a purpose. Unlike Rick Sanchez.

Extemporanus October 1, 2010 at 2:40 pm

Everybody knows Jews never go full retard.

Ducksworthy October 1, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Well. All I can say is thank Gawd. Its all out in the open now. The illuminati, the world bank, CNN, MSNBC, Hollywood etc. etc. So Rick. What about the holocaust? Justified? Just a little? Hmmm. Didn't happen?

DoktorZoom October 2, 2010 at 1:27 am

The consensus among White Power Rangers is that the Holocaust was both justified AND mythical.

HELisforHEL October 1, 2010 at 2:55 pm

Today we are all Jon Stewart.

Rasvar October 1, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Rick Sanchez – the bubble-headed blond anchorwoman of CNN is finally on the rag again. I haven't seem him go this much PMS since he went all Defcon 1 on the Hawaii Tsunami. Please CNN, use this as an excuse to ship his butt back to Miami tabloid news. The only time Rick's List is worth watching is when someone else is hosting it. The guy is Stewart's wet dream of comedy. But he has gotten so easy to target that it is like punching a kid in a wheelchair with the brakes on.

sati_demise October 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm

Lets see your papers, Mr. Sanchez.

stew1 October 1, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Hasn't Rick already run over a pedestrian or something?

TanzbodenKoenig October 1, 2010 at 4:24 pm

Yea, drunken pedestrian-maiming pundits like himself are the REAL oppressed minority

wokeupliberal October 1, 2010 at 3:18 pm

Wow, last time we Jews got together, he wasn't even on the ballot for targeting by our venomous rage. Why is he taking us so personally?

LionelHutzEsq October 1, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Finally, someone with the balls to take on the Jew Controlled Media and kikes like Ted Turner.

jakegittes October 1, 2010 at 6:42 pm

And Rupert Murdoch. He's such a Jew.

bearperney October 1, 2010 at 3:27 pm

I actually agree with Glenn Beck on one thing and that is that Rick Sanchez is the dumbest guy on cable teevee with his own program.

bearperney October 1, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Good heavens! What was the worst thing?

sati_demise October 1, 2010 at 3:39 pm

So, first the volcanoes now the jews.

DoktorZoom October 2, 2010 at 1:28 am

First, they came for the volcanoes….

Gopherit October 1, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Oh, Rick, you were way more awesome when you let your self get tasered for your craft. Also, it won't be too many mornings from now that you will be found dead after having choked to death on a bite of bagel and lox.

a_pink_poodle October 1, 2010 at 3:49 pm

JEWWWWWWWWWWS >8(

AlaskaGrrl October 1, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Well, he is right, the Jews aren't a repressed minority. Neurotic maybe, anal retentive possibly, a tinge of justifiable paranoia certainly, but repressed? Nah.

problemwithcaring October 1, 2010 at 8:34 pm

Yep. Now if only to prove that point he didn't offer as evidence the fact that "Jews run all the networks," he would still be just a moron, instead of a fired moron.

RandyAyn October 1, 2010 at 3:55 pm

How is this a news show when all he does is read people's stupid twitters? At least Tosh.0 makes fun of the great American moron.

MiniMencken October 1, 2010 at 4:12 pm

Even though I'm not Jewish, I went to the deli for lunch last week between cleaning swimming pools on my route. Ordered the pastrami sandwich. I was thoughtfully nibbling a half-sour pickle and just minding my own business when an old guy with a beard and skullcap tapped me on the shoulder and asked, "Excuse me, but would you be interested in running a major broadcasting network?"
Just like that! I swear!

MsElla October 1, 2010 at 5:05 pm

He didn't say Hebes run Hollywood too?

marionetta October 1, 2010 at 5:12 pm

TIME magazine says it's Stewart's problem:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/10/01/more-trouble-

Oh noes. Ricky the Moran's got a problem.

kittylittr October 1, 2010 at 5:19 pm

Rick's just mad because CNN's new owners won't honor the "coke and hookers" rider in his contract.

gurukalehuru October 1, 2010 at 5:27 pm

Jews did 9/11! Well, maybe not all of them.. .www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com

guangho October 1, 2010 at 5:31 pm

Lou Dobbs. Ted Turner. Anderson Cooper. Christianne Ammanpour Rick Sanchez. Nancy Grace, Sanjay Gupta. Candy Crowley. A.J. Hammer. Richard Quest. Roland Martin. Soledad O'Brien. Did I just name the twelve tribes?

finallyhappy October 1, 2010 at 5:48 pm

If it wasn't still Simchat Torah and almost Shabbat, he would be in really big trouble. As it is- who is Rick Sanchez?

MsElla October 1, 2010 at 6:27 pm

How do you say "Just fired by CNN" in Spanish, Rick?

emberglance October 1, 2010 at 6:33 pm

aaaand CNN have indeed fired Sanchez.

Barrelhse October 1, 2010 at 6:39 pm

TPM says he's been fired…

chascates October 1, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Rick Sanchez has been fired from CNN following his controversial comments on a radio show Thursday.

"Rick Sanchez is no longer with the company. We thank Rick for his years of service and we wish him well,' a CNN statement said.

Tundra Grifter October 1, 2010 at 7:07 pm

They forgot to add "…in his endeavors." Sometimes it's "future endeavors" but they always say "endeavors."

Kind of like "ado." Why doesn't anyone like "ado." Speakers always talk about "without further ado." Why don't they just skip the ado, or let you know it's coming but this time there won't be too much of it?

jakegittes October 1, 2010 at 6:44 pm

What a perfect set-up. Now he gets to go over to Fox News and say, "See? I was right. Just as soon as I said something anti-Semitic, I get fired. By the Jews. They didn't even wait a day to fire me." He says all of this while he's commiserating with Bernie Goldberg about the media that is run by the leftists. Oh. Wait. Bernie Goldberg is Jewish. That should make for some interesting television.

imissopus October 1, 2010 at 7:53 pm

So is Krauthammer. They could get together with Britt Hume who can tell them all why they are going to hell for not being white Christians.

jakegittes October 1, 2010 at 10:07 pm

Then, they could bring on Reverend Wright, who we all know is a secret Muslin, who can tell us that Britt Hume is an asshole. Oh. Wait. Britt Hume is an asshole.

SaintRond October 1, 2010 at 6:55 pm

Reading the liner notes to the Protocols of Zion doesn't fucking make you smart. It just makes you glib.

Rasvar October 1, 2010 at 7:11 pm

Well, I guess he could always return to the tabloid news of WSVN in Miami. First Larry King and now Sanchez. Heck, if all these CNN bums keep falling, that network may become watchable again.

Would this count as a Friday news "dump" by CNN?

neiltheblaze October 1, 2010 at 7:23 pm

Andrew Breitbart is getting movie ideas. I'm sure of it.

mumbly_joe October 1, 2010 at 7:41 pm

Okay, so one one hand, that rant was awful, and I'm fine with Sanchez being fired, if even simply on the strength of his long history of mediocrity, this present incident aside. However, on the other hand, if Sanchez had said something similar about gays or muslims, he probably wouldn't be losing his job, and even if he did, he'd be walking straight into a new one at Fox News. I'm thrilled that he won't be on the teevee news (though, we're getting Parker Spitzer in exchange, so meh) but on the flip side, I'm really fucking annoyed that the only bigotry we react swiftly and decisively to is anti-jewish bigotry.

Rasvar October 1, 2010 at 7:56 pm

The problem is that to be as dumb as Rick Sanchez is, you would have to be in the bubble headed blond anchor spot at Fox. Maybe Access Hollywood can pick him up to cover Mel Gibson.

finallyhappy October 1, 2010 at 10:05 pm

So basically, you and Moran Rick agree. Too bad we can't fire you

axmxz October 1, 2010 at 11:09 pm

Yes, that sure is a convincing thing that might have possibly happened but didn't.

Moleman_v3 October 1, 2010 at 7:48 pm

Why, God? Why couldn't it have been Wolf Blitzer?

Rasvar October 1, 2010 at 7:54 pm

Well, I guess it is official when your fan page disappears from Facebook and your profile gets locked down. One moment I am watching Sanchez get tasered and the next it is replace by a "Facebook removed this video" message while I was watching it and his fan page disappeared like Rick Sanchez at a Jewish Temple.

blinky_twinkie October 1, 2010 at 7:56 pm

So did they fire him?

Yeah, they fired him: http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/10/

miss_grundy October 1, 2010 at 7:57 pm

In Spanish, Rick Sanchez would be called un comemierda, which means fool. Now that CNN has released him, he is free to become the token minority at Fox News Channel, which is owned by an Australian. (We can then see what he'll say about his bosses there!)

imissopus October 1, 2010 at 8:07 pm

Hey Rick, Helen Thomas called and offered you a mutual-pity fuck.

HateMachine October 1, 2010 at 8:40 pm

So now that Ricky's been shitcanned, Jon should extend an olive branch on Monday.

"Rick, if you'd like a job, we here at the Daily Show would be happy to be your new Jewish Media Overlords."

babsinbuffalo October 1, 2010 at 8:58 pm

Rick Sanchez is the main reason I stopped watching CNN. He is as dumb as a bag of rocks. He will definitely be on Fox "News" within 48 hours. For crying out loud, how many of these dumb people can Fox fit into the weekly schedule??

comrad_darkness October 1, 2010 at 9:13 pm

The Jews moved Hawaii? I am impressed. Or Sanchez just is a moron. Let's see . . . which is more likely. . .

Billmatic October 1, 2010 at 9:16 pm

I don't know who this guy is but he looks like Mexican Rick Perry.

Fred_Wertham_Jr October 1, 2010 at 9:31 pm

Between Rick Sanchez and Meg Whitman, it's been a great week for assholes fucking themselves over.

gijoeice October 1, 2010 at 10:39 pm

Maybe Tony Harris will deny the Holocaust and CNN will actually become a watchable channel during the day.

lulzmonger October 1, 2010 at 10:55 pm

Meh, just smells like attention-whoring from someone who's contract is up for renewal.

From what I've been seeing on the Interwebs, Sanchez isn't an oppressed minority: the Asshole-American lobby is both huge & powerful.

Lost_Teabaggers October 1, 2010 at 11:00 pm

Okay so this might seem controversial…but this is getting to be too coincidental for nothing to be fishy. First Helen Thomas said what she said and even though she's been in that seat since the world was young she IMMEDIATELY gets canned. Then Sanchez said what he said and he get's IMMEDIATELY canned. Yet Rush Limbaugh has a long, long list of racist, bigoted, misogynistic and racially insensitive comments but not once has he said anything anti-semitic; he still has a job. Glenn Beck called President Obama a racist with deep seeded hatred of white people, yet he doesn't invoke teh jooze and he's fine. Wingnuts repeatedly say bigoted things about Muslims, yet I've never heard of one being fired for it. Wingnuts repeatedly slur hispanics and black people…yet no action. Two people, one an extremely long serving, polished reporter and the other who's kind of an idiot say something a bit…unseemly; I'm just saying rather than just piling on it seems a bit strange that media people can seemingly slur any group at will and get away with it except Jewish people.

DCHatesMe October 2, 2010 at 1:01 am

Damn straight. It's almost as if Rick had a thought in his brain as to say the One Sure Thing that would get him fired. Making derogatory comments about blacks, gays, children or dogs doesn't always work, but dissing the jews at his job? Bingo.

transfatz October 2, 2010 at 1:01 am

Funny thing. My employers never liked it when I pissed on their shoes either.

ActaNonVerba00 October 3, 2010 at 10:01 am

Jewish people are, pound for pound, the most well off people in the United States. A great percentage are college educated and have professional occupations. They are incredibly disproportionately represented in government and the media. what's the freaking big whoop? Everybody knows this. At worst, these simple facts tend to suggest high achievement and perhaps a bit of nepotism, not too bad really. But, when you fire someone for pointing it out it looks EVIL and oppressive.

NorthStarSpanx October 4, 2010 at 10:25 am

Where's Sarah's indignant Tweet rallying for Ricardo's right to insult the Jews? Her unfailing support of Israel (nevermind it is only to facilitate the Rapture) is concrete enough for her to broaden her appeal to the well-heeled Cuban immigrants.

housbinfarteen October 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm

"a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart"

Rupert Murdock just passed-out.

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi October 5, 2010 at 12:56 am

support the federal reserve
follow your AIPAC orders
trust the government
trust that 9/11 story
trust the media

defiantapple October 5, 2010 at 1:00 pm

I think the best part of all of this is John Stewart won't even have to actually make fun of him. All he has to do is roll the clip. Sanchez takes care of everything himself.

ActaNonVerba00 October 5, 2010 at 5:49 pm

American Jews make up only 2% of the population of America. Yet: they hold 36% of all post-graduate degrees, 46% make over $100,000 per year, they make up 15% of the U.S. Senate, 13% of the U.S. House of Representatives, 67% of members of the Board of the Federeal reserve, 33% of the U.S. Supreme Court. Media: Just taking CNN only, 55% of corporate officers for TBS, which owns CNN, are Jewish. On air, Larry King, John King, Howard Kurtz, Eliot Slpitzer, Joy Behar, Paula Zahn, etc.. Rick Sanchez has nothing to apologize for.

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