Somehow this proves/disproves global warming and also where’s the birth certificate? All of this at once:
Tropical Storm Nicole only lasted a few hours, but its remnants, along with a stalled frontal boundary, are expected to dump heavy rain Thursday on parts of the Eastern Seaboard.
Flood warnings are in effect Thursday for parts of the Carolinas and southeastern Virginia. Flood watch advisories are in effect from eastern South Carolina to central and eastern parts of New York, Vermont and New Hampshire.
Yeah, well, DC was supposed to drown today from all the rain, but so far it has been a weak showing. HOAX!
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If it stops raining we can finally go over to Riley's house to get our free shirts.
What shirts. Printed with something like "WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?"?
Sarcastic, nymphs.
No, those are the Basil Marceau shirts. On the back, it says:
WHAT IMPORTANT? SCHOOL VIOLENTS!
I'm talking about the prize shirts that have been offered multiple times in recent days, always with a disclaimer that you have to go to Riley's house to pick it up.
If you have computers try googling for
"riley's house" site:wonkette.com
I suspect Stuef and Waggaman are trying to lure us onto their sex barge on the Potomac.
As long as everyone is honest about whether or not the whole thing is being recorded – it's OK!
Does a dinghy filled with condom-stuffed acorns really count as a sex barge? And will we all fit? And most importantly, will there be at least one female wonketteer there?
In another massive power grab, the Federal government now controls over 60% of America's weather. I want my drought back!
They are closing schools up here around Baltimore and they have had several tornado warnings in southern Maryland so we can send you some yuck.
Water is literally pouring into our sub-basement. Hurray that it's not somewhere else! Damnit, why'd we have to live on a creek bed?
Just remember that nothing lasts forever; not even warm September ra-ai-ain.
Are the radio stations up there playing the shit out of "Riders on the Storm" by the Doors and/or "Ridin' the Storm Out" by REO Stationwagon? I hate when they do that.
Niccole itself was a hoax. I swear, it was numbered, named, and delisted all within a few hours.
This is all because of teh gheys and their homosexual sex. Obv.
I changed my mind. This is all because Mercedes-Benz is using MLK in a new ad. God doesn't like that shit.
Well, I'm pretty sure MLK Parkway IS underwater here…
If only the floods up here were worse than the flood of voter apathy we're expecting in November.
Even the weather can't get up enthusiasm in the face of all this tea party extremism.
Raining in September? I'll bet Fox sez "Global warming or is Al Gore washed up?"
"Barack Obamar doesn't care about white people"
-Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, every day, all the time, constantly.
Eh. I had to drive through a foot or more of moving water to get home Monday. We have road washouts and sinkholes and power outages and a LOT of roads under water. A few houses have standing water. Not a hoax here.
MLK in benz advert? awesomers than think different feat marx and the mahatma! I blame bowie for selling rights to major tom so that he wouldn't get sting condo on the park envy. (yeah i know it's space oddity and shit…good catch) now if you'll excuse me i have to buy sarah a chez guevera t-shirt for school at Target and change my screen name to ferdinand nerdlington.
I hope Nobama is planning to spend some time here raking up these leaves that are all over the place now!
The rain is now here in NYC,I eagerly await my trip from Harlem to 59th Street on the subway with my sodden, sullen and wretched co-denizens of this fair city.
"Blame Barack Obama for Flooding the East Coast"
I blame ACORN.
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