Oh, Bill, we know you’re desperate for affection, but this is not the dignified way to popularity. [Handjob News Daily]
Bill Clinton Discovers That People Like It When You Give Them Handjobs
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I voted for this big turd twice, and I'm not sorry; but I wish he would STFU and enjoy his retirement somewhere far away where there are no cameras or microphones.
I still think it's good that he's out there. No matter his sins (NAFTA, Glass-Steagal, NOT the intern) he's a living, breathing reminder that things were good before Dubya killed us all. He can say, "Remember me, America, in those innocent times when you thought the worst that could happen was me having an affair?"
Wait, so we're………dead?
*breath gets frosty*
He's not winning anybody over. the same 30% that hated him now hate Barry and will vote for Palin or DeMint. He's just feeding his ego and distracting the public from our real problems: unemployment, wars and debt. I think he gins up the Repug voter by staying out there, too.
It's probably just gratitude that he's not running for anything else.
I certainly hope that's some sort of lens flare.
That was my first thought.
Actually, my first thought was "Did Lewinski get some of her own back?"
I heard Monica voting republican in 2010. She said the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
A gooey, drippy kind of lens flare.
Clinton was the WORST PRESIDENT EVER because of blowjobs. Okay, prosperity, no hobby wars, etc. But BLOWJOBS!
Also, what are these guys doing?
http://www.signonsandiego.com/photos/galleries/20...
No hobby wars? I dunno about that. Clinton was one of the biggest hobbyists. Serbia, Somalia, Haiti. Of course he never actually committed many ground troops and in the case of Somalia he knew when to "cut and run" and shooting missiles at Serbia until the fascist nationalist government was deposed is still a good thing.
You're right. I should've said "no hobby wars that bankrupt the economy, vitiate the military, and make the nation question its national purpose."
Bill doing the old Arkansas Ski-Pole.
Fess up. Who's in the podium?
Hey, you were all happy when he got those girls home from South Korea. If there´s one thing li´l Kim knows, is that hostages are a valuable fucking thing. You don´t just give hostages away for nothin.´
Its a little scary that currently the most popular politicians in the USA are non-elected ones.
This is the sort of hard hitting, no nonsense journalism that brings me back to my Wonkette every day.
I would still hit that.
I'm guessing in or out of uniform?
For Billy, I think he can call the shots as to what kind of fun game we would play.
I'm pretty sure he still feels the same way about everything that moves. So get on down to his Harlem office or wherever he conducts his affairs now.
We're overdue for a political sex scandal anyway.
Personally, I'm holding out for a little FLOTUS action. I'll be her chief of staff any day.
I can walk to his Harlem office in about eight minutes.
And you think Wonkette males are randy? Well, de gustibus…
It was a WSJ/NBC poll conducted at the Hot Springs Hooters — margin of error +- 75%, given what kind of shape all three guys were in. Second most popular politician was The Situation.
I have it on good authority that Blowjobs are better than Snowjobs. Ergo, another win for Bubba.
So Perez is now the photo editor at Politico? Makes sense.
People like Clinton because he reminds them of a time before endless 9/11 weeping eagles, weird/thrown Florida elections, FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, Glenn Beck, teabaggers on Rascals, etc.
And he had big fucking balls. I mean, hell, the conservative echo chamber media went so far as to accuse him of MURDERING Vince Foster and running drugs out of Mena airport, and he didn't give a shit. The day the House voted to impeach him for getting a little JAP/cigar action, he had a Rose Garden press conference and told the GOP to fuck itself. He had an extremely hostile opposition party in control of both houses for much of his term and he held his own. I'm not sure Barry is capable of such political stamina…. I guess we'll see when the teatards come marching in next year.
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