YOU CLICKED YOU ARE A PERV!  5:02 pm September 28, 2010

Click Here For Jenna Bush Upskirt!

by Riley Waggaman

Good tip, thank you.

 

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{ 31 comments }

facehead September 28, 2010 at 5:12 pm

"upskirt sniper school lesbian futurama" is clearly the bigger story Riley …

StillGoinGreen September 29, 2010 at 10:41 am

I prefer teen pussy sex crimes – YOU PERVERT!

CthuNHu September 28, 2010 at 5:18 pm

I, for one, welcome our new lesbian sniper overlords.

SexySmurf September 28, 2010 at 5:21 pm

Actually, Mary Chaney was the one who attended the lesbian sniper school.

MadBrahms September 28, 2010 at 5:24 pm

"If I had a sniper rifle, I'd smash patriarchy (in the skull, with a bullet)"

mumbly_joe September 29, 2010 at 5:57 am

you mean "with votes", right?

smokefilledroommate September 28, 2010 at 5:24 pm

People actually search for 'Futurama Leela nude'? Goddamn cyclops chasers.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 29, 2010 at 12:19 am

If you're gonna' have a fetish, it's a good one!

chascates September 28, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Rotundo_ September 28, 2010 at 5:30 pm

It also mentioned female ejaculation upskirt sniper, so does she have yet another unknown talent to unleash upon a waiting world? Something like playing archerfish with flies or something? It does beat the hell out of shooting ping pong balls out one's snizz….

Steverino247 September 28, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Hell, who hasn't seen an upskirt of Jenna Bush?

emmelemm September 28, 2010 at 5:33 pm

Bait and switch!!!

Tundra Grifter September 28, 2010 at 5:35 pm

Click on that website and your computer will get a major malware infection faster than a drunken sailor can get a dose of the clap in a two-dollar cathouse.

SayItWithWookies September 28, 2010 at 5:37 pm

No thanks — if I want to see a third-generation overprivileged twat I'll watch that Ben Quayle commercial again.

Barrelhse September 28, 2010 at 5:43 pm

So I'm a perv. They hate us for our Freedoms.

elviouslyqueer September 28, 2010 at 5:45 pm

Sorry, but I am more than happy eschewing any bush, lesbian or otherwise.

mumbly_joe September 28, 2010 at 5:47 pm

Riley, I don't think any of us truly appreciate the sacrifies you make in the line of duty to our Wonkette, every day.

rileywaggs September 28, 2010 at 7:53 pm

you have no idea. NONE

mumbly_joe September 28, 2010 at 9:03 pm

Here. In appreciation, have some pee! For some reason, you don't have any.

daveX99 September 28, 2010 at 8:07 pm

Exactly. These Wonketteers do the heavy lifting, so I don't have to.

DaSandman September 28, 2010 at 5:55 pm

If it's some politico's platform, I'd vote for it!

dittoBot3000 September 28, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Teen pussy sex crimes… sounds like a possible A&E Bill Kurtis special. You know, when he older and more pervy like Alan Funt.

imissopus September 28, 2010 at 6:34 pm

At least someone is anxiously awaiting my Zoidberg/Leela fanfic…

JustPixelz September 28, 2010 at 6:41 pm

When did The Google become a 15 year old boy?

DashboardBuddha September 28, 2010 at 7:38 pm

He – darling. since making love with you I am struck with a burning sensation.

she – don't worry…that's not a disease. Those are vagina snipers!

Naked_Bunny September 28, 2010 at 8:14 pm

Leela doesn't even wear a skirt! This is not news!

JoeBiteme September 29, 2010 at 2:05 am

I find nothing amusing about this and demand confirmation: smooth, landing strip, modified natural or that weird V that I'm told some porn chicks have.

realmurkin September 29, 2010 at 2:15 am

Today we are all Asian Upskirt Lesbians.

RedneckMuslin September 29, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Is Jenna the cute one? I always forget. And where is the bush that was promised if I clicked on this.? Stop wasting my time.

Thedongsofwar September 29, 2010 at 9:49 pm

I'm more worried about the "teen pussy sex crimes". Are these crimes being committed by teenage pussy or on teenage pussy?

lulzmonger October 18, 2010 at 6:08 pm

I can only get into ejaculating women with the aid of a harness & an intense regime of pre-event exercises. Still burns like napalm. Sadly, I can't get them to go any distance because it throws my center of gravity so far out of whack when they come out.

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