About the author

Riley is an "internet blogger." He has written for such internet websites as True/Slant and the terrible Brangelina gossip emporium "The Huffington Post." Riley lives in northeast DC, near H Street. Maybe you do too and want to hang out?

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Comments

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  • facehead

    "upskirt sniper school lesbian futurama" is clearly the bigger story Riley …

    • StillGoinGreen

      I prefer teen pussy sex crimes – YOU PERVERT!

  • CthuNHu

    I, for one, welcome our new lesbian sniper overlords.

  • SexySmurf

    Actually, Mary Chaney was the one who attended the lesbian sniper school.

  • MadBrahms

    "If I had a sniper rifle, I'd smash patriarchy (in the skull, with a bullet)"

    • mumbly_joe

      you mean "with votes", right?

  • smokefilledroommate

    People actually search for 'Futurama Leela nude'? Goddamn cyclops chasers.

    • Bonzos_Bed_Time

      If you're gonna' have a fetish, it's a good one!

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  • Rotundo_

    It also mentioned female ejaculation upskirt sniper, so does she have yet another unknown talent to unleash upon a waiting world? Something like playing archerfish with flies or something? It does beat the hell out of shooting ping pong balls out one's snizz….

  • Steverino247

    Hell, who hasn't seen an upskirt of Jenna Bush?

  • emmelemm

    Bait and switch!!!

  • Tundra Grifter

    Click on that website and your computer will get a major malware infection faster than a drunken sailor can get a dose of the clap in a two-dollar cathouse.

  • SayItWithWookies

    No thanks — if I want to see a third-generation overprivileged twat I'll watch that Ben Quayle commercial again.

  • Barrelhse

    So I'm a perv. They hate us for our Freedoms.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Sorry, but I am more than happy eschewing any bush, lesbian or otherwise.

  • mumbly_joe

    Riley, I don't think any of us truly appreciate the sacrifies you make in the line of duty to our Wonkette, every day.

    • rileywaggs

      you have no idea. NONE

      • mumbly_joe

        Here. In appreciation, have some pee! For some reason, you don't have any.

    • http://davesisley.net daveX99

      Exactly. These Wonketteers do the heavy lifting, so I don't have to.

  • DaSandman

    If it's some politico's platform, I'd vote for it!

  • dittoBot3000

    Teen pussy sex crimes… sounds like a possible A&E Bill Kurtis special. You know, when he older and more pervy like Alan Funt.

  • imissopus

    At least someone is anxiously awaiting my Zoidberg/Leela fanfic…

  • JustPixelz

    When did The Google become a 15 year old boy?

  • DashboardBuddha

    He – darling. since making love with you I am struck with a burning sensation.

    she – don't worry…that's not a disease. Those are vagina snipers!

  • Naked_Bunny

    Leela doesn't even wear a skirt! This is not news!

  • JoeBiteme

    I find nothing amusing about this and demand confirmation: smooth, landing strip, modified natural or that weird V that I'm told some porn chicks have.

  • realmurkin

    Today we are all Asian Upskirt Lesbians.

  • RedneckMuslin

    Is Jenna the cute one? I always forget. And where is the bush that was promised if I clicked on this.? Stop wasting my time.

  • Thedongsofwar

    I'm more worried about the "teen pussy sex crimes". Are these crimes being committed by teenage pussy or on teenage pussy?

  • lulzmonger

    I can only get into ejaculating women with the aid of a harness & an intense regime of pre-event exercises. Still burns like napalm. Sadly, I can't get them to go any distance because it throws my center of gravity so far out of whack when they come out.