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Riley is an "internet blogger." He has written for such internet websites as True/Slant and the terrible Brangelina gossip emporium "The Huffington Post." Riley lives in northeast DC, near H Street. Maybe you do too and want to hang out?

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31 comments

  1. Rotundo_

    It also mentioned female ejaculation upskirt sniper, so does she have yet another unknown talent to unleash upon a waiting world? Something like playing archerfish with flies or something? It does beat the hell out of shooting ping pong balls out one's snizz….

  2. Tundra Grifter

    Click on that website and your computer will get a major malware infection faster than a drunken sailor can get a dose of the clap in a two-dollar cathouse.

  3. SayItWithWookies

    No thanks — if I want to see a third-generation overprivileged twat I'll watch that Ben Quayle commercial again.

  4. mumbly_joe

    Riley, I don't think any of us truly appreciate the sacrifies you make in the line of duty to our Wonkette, every day.

  5. dittoBot3000

    Teen pussy sex crimes… sounds like a possible A&E Bill Kurtis special. You know, when he older and more pervy like Alan Funt.

  6. DashboardBuddha

    He – darling. since making love with you I am struck with a burning sensation.

    she – don't worry…that's not a disease. Those are vagina snipers!

  7. JoeBiteme

    I find nothing amusing about this and demand confirmation: smooth, landing strip, modified natural or that weird V that I'm told some porn chicks have.

  8. RedneckMuslin

    Is Jenna the cute one? I always forget. And where is the bush that was promised if I clicked on this.? Stop wasting my time.

  9. Thedongsofwar

    I'm more worried about the "teen pussy sex crimes". Are these crimes being committed by teenage pussy or on teenage pussy?

  10. lulzmonger

    I can only get into ejaculating women with the aid of a harness & an intense regime of pre-event exercises. Still burns like napalm. Sadly, I can't get them to go any distance because it throws my center of gravity so far out of whack when they come out.

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