Hey, there’s America’s favorite biker and her Chief of Staff Piper on that one teevee show, America’s Funniest Home Videos or whatever. We are told the dancers have courage and joy and thus we have lost another few minutes of our existence to this woman. BUT WAS SHE BOOED? DID THIS CROWD DECIDE SHE IS A THREAT TO THEIR NATION’S SYSTEM OF GOVERNANCE?
Haha, no. The only voting these people do is for washed up “celebrities” on the teevee, as God intended, so they have no political views. Why would the common people sully their God-given right to vote by voting for “elected offices”? Do you think people spent centuries dying for that right so it could be spent on people who are not being taught to dance on some electric box? OF COURSE NOT. This is the truest, most mature expression of that basic human desire to have a voice in one’s own life. And so these people in the crowd only know Sarah Palin as a silly celebrity in those magazines they buy at the supermarket checkout, not something to be booed, unless she says something evil about their other favorite show, Two and a Half Men.
Team Sarah will explain this booing for us. “Eileen Steller” posts in three threads about this to tell us what’s going on:
Tom wanted to clear things up hog wash, he went along with Kimmels suggestion that they were booing our Sarah. I used to think that he was the funniest guy ever until I heard him bashing Sarah at the ’08 Emmys. I was happy to hear that he kept the conversation to the family and that he found her charming, he could have slammed her. Kimmels show needs to be boycotted.
Tom said that the booing was over the low scores but did you notice how he wanted us to think otherwise? I am watching the show only because of Bristol and Kurt Werner and if they leave, so will I. We need to spread the word to boycott Kimmels show.
And also this:
Awesome post, thanks so much. We need to keep voting and encourage others to vote. I did not realize that you could vote as soon as the show started and that makes it so much easier since we know who we are voting for even before it starts.
Well, sometimes democracy and dancing do align for some citizens. But they’re consistent in making sure not to think to hard about what they’re voting for. [WP/Team Sarah]
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They were yelling "M-O-O-S-E !!"
Boo-urns!
Brooo-istol?
Ah hell, give the American public credit for once, they were saying "Booooo."
MOooooselini . . . MOOoseelini
Say it isn't so! The Hollywood Left is not about hate — the Leftists are loving and respectful. This must be a Right-wing conspiracy to paint the Hollywood leftists as hateful. We all know the Right is the hate baiters.
And we know that one of "the Right" is not the master bater.
I didn't think that hate bait would really work, but we've landed a whopper!
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When President Palin makes dancing a capital offense, this video will remind us why.
On the "Footmoose" ticket?
Q: Which dancers do you like?
Palin: Oh, all of them!
That's the answer to the newspaper question, you dumb bunny. The correct answer here is, "In what respect, Charlie?"
No. That was supposed to be her answer to the question: "Which of the Founding Foreskins is your favourite?"
Time to return to friendlier turf: The Cleveland Show
I like the more traditional spelling of the name "Kurt Warner." Shows certain…Germanic tendencies if you get my meaning.
How does a guy go from leading my fantasy football team to 3rd place last year to DWtS this year?
He's always attributed all his success to Jesus, so Kurt must have done something to piss him off.
His wife's parents were killed by a rogue Arkansan tornado (really!), so I blame her as well.
Perhaps it was the seven (and counting) little Christian pigskins her uterus fumbled in her own end zone…
I was going to ask if that wasn't the Nazi boyfriend from The Sound of Music.
When she starts speaking, Baby Jesus cries.
they musta had breitbart edit this to cut out the removal of the booers and make it look like a seamless transition. "what booing? i didn't hear any booing?"
"we know who we are voting for even before it starts"
Oh yeah, the whole "fair play" thing coming into action.
"But they’re consistent in making sure not to think to hard about what they’re voting for"
And not basing it on actual performance. And Kurt Warner, as in the yob who used his fame to try to defeat stem-cell research in MO in 2006? Is this Dancing with the Stars or Dancing with the Tards?
It was 115° in Los Angeles yesterday and this dumber than Trig, Übergrifter is wearing a leather jacket. I hope it stuck to her fake boobs too.
They were yelling, "Screwed"! As in, we're screwed.
Stuef you need to find the clip of Bristol bringing Mark home to meet "Mom"!!1!1!1
Sarah asked him how he taught her daughter how to do "that thing"? And proceeded to try to shimmy.
The ACORNS are working against our poor little teen activist!!!!!!
Piper's about old enough to get in the "Wasill Way", isn't she? It won't be long now.
They're not saying "Boo," they're saying "Dave."
Who is Kurt Werner? Is that the guy who played Colonel Klink???
Sanctimonious, found God ala W NFL player–think he's retired now. I remember he & his equally-annoying wife pissed everyone off in St. Louis & he ended up playing in AZ. Big religion-spouting douche bag. He deserved every sack he ever got!
Little Piper's lookin' pretty good for a twelve-year-old girl who disappeared nine years before she was born.
That Piper. She's a dead ringer for Rick Santorum's youngest spawn.
Yep, she's a real doll…
It's nice to see Sarah's followers are so enamored with her that they've adopted her "just put a bunch of random words on the computer screen" writing style.
"Tom wanted to clear things up hog wash." And cake:ink, too.
That audience could not have been booing Sarah — if they had such a low tolerance for stupidity why would they be watching a show called "dancing with the stars" that featured neither?
Also Wasilla now has another citizen to be proud of – he gets high and kills innocents Afghanis for fun: "Specialist Morlock, who grew up in Wasilla, Alaska, appeared in court on Monday but did not testify…"
Morlock? Was he wearing a cape and wielding a staff?
So, the liberty lovin' patriots get offended at Jimmy Fallon and decide to "boycott" him? Are they trying to silence him? I thought only conservative voices were silenced in the new Real Soshalist "Murica.
we know who we are voting for even before it starts.
As opposed to spontaneous booing.
Seeing Carrie Ann desperately scrabbling to find a peen to blow amongst the assembled peen-less Palins was all I needed to hit the kill switch for the rest of the season. Let me know when the video comes out of the "Teen Abstinence Advocate" getting double-teamed by Margaret Cho and that fat Disney kid. That I will watch.
Who is Tom?
Still waiting for Sarah's dancing premier, preferably doing the Prong Dance in an Asparagus patch.
Seriously, do Palin's kids ever attend school?
Hell, their mother didn't. Why should they?
They have Tea Party coloring books…the highest education for baggers.
They might be taught evil liberal lies there, like evolution, geocentrism and gravity; or that the Constitution means what it says and not what Uncle Glenn claims it does.
Palin appointed her close friend, Deborah Richter, to head the division that distributes the earnings from a pot of money worth about $40 billion. Richter has one year of college experience.
So you see Timmy, the value Sarah and baggers find their lack of education worth. A hundred grand a pop for recycled refrigerator magnet wisdom and a six-figure income for a college dropout.
Yep, that's the quality make-up of the Governor's appointed brain trust still in place today, and what we still may have when Sarah's predecessor, Captain Zero wins the right to hold the seat Sarah wouldn't even relinquish to him when she was running for President of the Senate.
I'm surprised Trig wasn't on her lap. $arah Failin uses that poor little kid like a bulletproof vest.
No, only in "safe areas" – since she was in hostile California, she brought Piper.
She brought Piper along with her when she dropped a puck at a Flyers game too. Girl has to be getting combat pay by now.
Last year I spent some time with a retired physician from one of the First Families of Virginia, a courtly gentleman who read history for entertainment because so many of his ancestors were portrayed in it, had a beautiful head of hair, a lovely wife, and was in all respects was so far above me or anyone I know on the social/cultural ladder that I felt honored he would speak to me.
His favorite teevee show? "Two and a Half Men."
Mine too, now.
I thought you were going to say "anything with gladiators"
If Piper was in LA with the Palinator who home giving the kids their lick baths?
See here, this is what we will miss once Kenyon Sharia law is finally implemented.
If the Palin worshipers want to boycott every late-night show that's made fun of their new Dear Leader, you know which ones they're gonna have to boycott?
All of 'em. And this time it's literally true.
The Leftist hate is like candy to our sweet-tooth. Hollywood lefty hate for Sarah is like pouring fuel on the Right fire. Gives us strength and power — so welcome to the Right Revolution. LOL — here comes November.
Aren't you supposed to be sucking Harry Tuttle's balls right now?
Yeah, no doubt this elephant shit is a teabagger.
Uh, you guys do realize that this isn't just "Hollywood lefty" hate for the moron, but that she is universally hated, nobody outside of the extreme right likes the horrible woman, don't you?
Oh, and "right revolution" is an oxymoron.
The Rightie delusional state is like manna to our Heaven. You nutbuckets actually think you're in the majority. It's too, too delicious.
you just keep sucking on that candy, lovie. you can tell us all about the sugar crash when it comes.
They can boo or not boo or there can be President Palin or anything else involving booing but that won't stop Jennifer Grey from taking home that mirrorball trophy.
/beyond shame
Grey seems kind of like a ringer here; what was the name of that movie she's most famous for again?
Dirty Prancing, the story of a delightful Jewish American Princess who meets Johnny Zhivago at a lakeside resort and begins playing "reindeer games."
Whoops, got that one wrong, whoa ho ho! Hehehehe, just a little mixup there. The movie is actually Red Dawn, where she was a Wolverine. And as we all know, wolverines can easily kill grizzly bears and their cubs. Prepare for blood on the dance floor — literally! We'll be right back.
/terrible DWTS band plays outro
I see Tom Bergeron's career is cratering. Fifteen faithful years introducing videos of fat guys stepping on rakes and fat babes being dragged behind powerboats and now the luster is off. A shame.
His genial charm and smoothness makes even the most awkward post-quickstep conversation with The Situation a treat.
Breaking news: Another infant has emerged from Sarah's uterine dispensary, and has been named Dredge.
Fuck whether or not they did it , I'm booing her RIGHT NOW.
We are going to vote for Bristol even if she dances like a rusted out robot with faulty wiring. Even if she dances like a spastic zombie on opium. Even if she falls, even if she kicks her partner in the shins, even if she begins crying and runs from the stage, we are going to vote for Bristol.
We are going to take dancing back from the extreme liberal socialist Kenyan usurpers! We will restore honor to dancing! We are hipstervatives.
Like, I'm really trying to separate mother from daughter, but it's a little hard when Bristol's intro piece is her dragging her dance pro partner to Alaska to meet the Grifter.
No, the Hoff will destroy all of these bitches.
His finale will be an awesome dance spin while he projectile vomits all over them like a puke sprinkler. Each contender will thank him for being blessed with His brandy laden cheeseburger puke.
Of course, when Bristol gets kicked off the show, the Right-Wing Blogosphere will light up with conspiracy theories and tales of persecution by the Godless Heathens.
She should have listened to her handlers.
NEVER LEAVE THE BUBBLE.
The Hoff will destroy all of these bitches.
His finale will be an awesome dance spin while he projectile vomits all over them like a puke sprinkler. Each contender will thank him for being blessed with His brandy laden cheeseburger spewage.
But the Hoff got kicked Off.
Nooooo!! …Yeah, my wife told me. Excuse me while I go cut myself.
Such a perfect summation of the man and his contribution to history;puke sprinkler. I'm trying to imagine what kind, like would it be the whirly kind you cited or the chattering one that goes in an arc. Either way, puke sprinkler and the Hoff have been melded in my mind for the ages. Thanks!
Biker? Don't you mean bilker?
Everyone knows that Republicans can't have sex standing up….it might lead to Dancing With The Stars.
The Anchorage Daily News has a photo of Team Ballin accompanying the Booingate story. It says click to enlarge. Please, the Pistol can't afford the proverbial extra 10 pounds the camera already adds.
A few more trimesters and the Unwed Teen Mother Abstinence Advocate will have another reason to double her asking fee in the Candies gig.
I pooed instead.
Bristol ain't got nothing on Tom DeLay. Now there was a hot contestant.
Okay…Sarah Mama Grizzly Bear Lipsticked Pit Bull Palin is such a great mom she drags her daughter all over instead of her being in school and leaves her baby where, with whom, while she travels the country and makes these appearances?
I guess my family values aren't as good as hers.
These kids don't need educations, they will go on to great adult lives just like child actors always do. Look at Danny Bonaduce and Todd Bridges, they do just fine.
Imagine it: yesterday Los Angeles set an all-time temperature record of 113. This audience might very well have had to stand outside for several hours over at the CBS lot before being allowed to enter the studio. They are sitting there sweating, guzzling bottles of water to rehydrate, thinking that if they all wanted to live in fucking Phoenix they would have moved there already…and then they have to listen to Snowbilly's screechy-voiced word salad. She should be thanking Baby Jesus they only booed, and didn't tear her limbs off and dine on her internal organs.
needz moar pleather
Didn't watch….didn't vote….not November yet.
Dear God, I saw a Tweet that gushed she was so proud to see Sarah wearing a US and Israel flag pin. Really, who the fuck pushes pins in their p/leather? (Harley Davidson POW Vets do not apply to this fashion criticism.)
In a non-LSM world, someone would have asked the Foreign Policy expert to explain how and why she knows that "More and more Jewish people will be flocking to Israel in the days and weeks and months ahead."
Holy Shit, she is the Antichrist, rallying Armageddon and the Apocalypse! All this just to meet Jesus? Is she really as hard up as Christine O'Donnell?
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