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  • V572625694

    fFrom "the Wick-uh-pedia," as they call it on teevee:

    Boxer's husband, Stewart, a prominent attorney in Oakland, specializes in worker's compensation cases (on the side of injured workers) and is known for keeping a very low political profile. Many cases are referred to him by labor unions, including the Teamsters. Their son, Douglas, a lawyer, practices with Stewart and is a member of the Oakland Planning Commission, having been appointed to that office by then-mayor Edmund G. "Jerry" Brown, Jr.

    Traitors to the Ruling Class!

  • Not_So_Much

    Well, she did write a horrible, horrible sexy-time "fiction" novel. I don't think that's possible without experiencing the joys of hot, hetero-only, conjugal missionary sex (as recognized by whatever non-Muslin religion of your choice).

  • gurukalehuru

    So, a collection of her husband's legal opinions would be Boxer's briefs?

    • pourly_drafted

      That stinks

  • metamarcisf

    Surprisingly, Foxnews is giving the Senator due credit for a job well done. This morning's headline:

    "Boxer Credited With Shielding Toddler From Poisonous Snake"

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    She is?
    Well there goes my retirement plan.

  • johnnyzhivago

    I know Carly's married – do you know what her "cutesy" name is for Frank Fiorina?

    "My Food Tester"

    • kenlayisalive

      that's almost as cute as Michellle Bachmann's:

      "My Gay Husband"

      • Ducksworthy

        Can you be gay and a pedophile or is he actually just a pedophile?

  • JustPixelz

    It's described as "frequently asked question". Sounds like someone out there should try democraticsingles[dot]net instead of burning up Carl Franzen's time.

  • Steverino247

    I met the guy once. He stood waaaay in the back of a political meeting at a state convention when she first ran for Senate. Big grin on his face watching her. I think they met in high school, too. She was a cheerleader and I don't know what he did. She's about 4'11" and he's not very tall, either. I'll bet she was something when she was in high school.

  • ttommyunger

    She's prolly married like Mitch "Turtle Head" McConnell is married to that hot chink who headed up Dubya's "Department of Fuck the Taxpayer of Billions" is married. Or my favorite, Alan "Hot Sausage" Greenspan and that over the hill newsreader woman.

  • metamarcisf

    You're thinking of Maury Povich and Connie Chung

  • GinnehRED57

    There, there, young Mr Waggaman. There, there.

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