NO LONGER AN ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTE  10:35 am September 28, 2010

Barbara Boxer Is Married (Sorry?)

by Riley Waggaman

Time to find another soul mate

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V572625694 September 28, 2010 at 11:14 am

fFrom "the Wick-uh-pedia," as they call it on teevee:

Boxer's husband, Stewart, a prominent attorney in Oakland, specializes in worker's compensation cases (on the side of injured workers) and is known for keeping a very low political profile. Many cases are referred to him by labor unions, including the Teamsters. Their son, Douglas, a lawyer, practices with Stewart and is a member of the Oakland Planning Commission, having been appointed to that office by then-mayor Edmund G. "Jerry" Brown, Jr.

Traitors to the Ruling Class!

Not_So_Much September 28, 2010 at 11:29 am

Well, she did write a horrible, horrible sexy-time "fiction" novel. I don't think that's possible without experiencing the joys of hot, hetero-only, conjugal missionary sex (as recognized by whatever non-Muslin religion of your choice).

gurukalehuru September 28, 2010 at 11:41 am

So, a collection of her husband's legal opinions would be Boxer's briefs?

pourly_drafted September 28, 2010 at 4:23 pm

That stinks

metamarcisf September 28, 2010 at 12:04 pm

Surprisingly, Foxnews is giving the Senator due credit for a job well done. This morning's headline:

"Boxer Credited With Shielding Toddler From Poisonous Snake"

Monsieur_Grumpe September 28, 2010 at 12:18 pm

She is?
Well there goes my retirement plan.

johnnyzhivago September 28, 2010 at 12:31 pm

I know Carly's married – do you know what her "cutesy" name is for Frank Fiorina?

"My Food Tester"

kenlayisalive September 28, 2010 at 1:01 pm

that's almost as cute as Michellle Bachmann's:

"My Gay Husband"

Ducksworthy September 28, 2010 at 5:22 pm

Can you be gay and a pedophile or is he actually just a pedophile?

JustPixelz September 28, 2010 at 12:37 pm

It's described as "frequently asked question". Sounds like someone out there should try democraticsingles[dot]net instead of burning up Carl Franzen's time.

Steverino247 September 28, 2010 at 12:48 pm

I met the guy once. He stood waaaay in the back of a political meeting at a state convention when she first ran for Senate. Big grin on his face watching her. I think they met in high school, too. She was a cheerleader and I don't know what he did. She's about 4'11" and he's not very tall, either. I'll bet she was something when she was in high school.

ttommyunger September 28, 2010 at 12:48 pm

She's prolly married like Mitch "Turtle Head" McConnell is married to that hot chink who headed up Dubya's "Department of Fuck the Taxpayer of Billions" is married. Or my favorite, Alan "Hot Sausage" Greenspan and that over the hill newsreader woman.

metamarcisf September 28, 2010 at 1:06 pm

You're thinking of Maury Povich and Connie Chung

GinnehRED57 September 29, 2010 at 7:31 pm

There, there, young Mr Waggaman. There, there.

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