The Teabaggers are in a bit of a conundrum. There are only X many white people that can be wooed with promises of Made in China flag-waving picnics, and every day America is becoming less “white” and more “immigrant.” So what’s Plan B? Sell fun Teabagger coloring books to all the white children! Even Hitler understood the importance of winning the Hearts and Minds of the youth when he famously said, “I begin with the young. We older ones are used up but my magnificent youngsters! Look at all these men and boys!” Hitler then added in his best baby-talk voice, “So, which one of you little fuckers wants a coloring book?” Some people say history often repeats itself. And others say coloring books help children learn about reckless Muslin Stimulus Spendin’.
Ha ha. This is child abuse. Let’s read the sales pitch though, before reporting this to Social Services:
A wonderful book of The Tea Party for Kids! Teaches children (and parents) about the origins of the Tea Party and what it involves. A very pleasant song, coloring and activity book on Liberty, Faith, Freedom and so much more! Get involved, participate, self reliance, freedom of choice, work, government-of-for-by the people, Leadership, Ingenuity, Jobs and responsibilty!
You know who also liked to sing “pleasant songs” and color pictures of Paul Revere beating up Mexicans? [ColoringBook.com]
Thank you to Wonkette operative “Gina”!