North Korea Gets New Best-Ever Ultimate Leader
They know how to do politicsrightin North Korea: No voting, no campaigns, no food for the citizens, etc. And Lil' Kim Jong Il just surprised everybody at his big fancy Royal Banquet by announcing that his dumb sonVeryLil Kim Junior the 2nd will be the brand new most loved Dear Leader of the very lucky and triple happy North Koreans. Oh, to be in Pyongyang today! Change is in the air, North Korea! YES WE CAN.
This new guy sounds even better than wacky Kim Jong Il, if that is humanly possible, which it's not, becausebothof these guys are Living Gods of Equal Power/Glory, like some kind of ... uh, like a Holy Trinity, but intwoparts instead of three ... or, actually, three parts! Because remember that Kim Jong Il was not so long ago the son of theoriginalDear Leader, Kim Il-Sung. This happened back in 1980, and pretty much everything has been awesome, worldwide, ever since.
Here is Kim Jong Un's inspiring tale -- read it aloud, to everyone!
Little is known about Kim Jong Un. He attended the International School of Berne in Switzerland, according to media including the Seoul-based Dong-A Ilbo newspaper. KCNA has never mentioned the son by name and China didn’t say whether he accompanied his father during the most recent visit.
Things are gonna change, we can feel it. [ Bloomberg ]
There's a lot to love about this picture...but it's implied. For instance, why would any world leader pose shirtless like this. I can just see some member of Kim's inner circle say, "Dear leader, it would greatly raise the moral of our people to see you without your shirt". The back story to this is that the Supreme Director of the People's Glorious Morale had a bet with the Supreme Director of the People's Glorious Food distribution that he could get lil kim to pose without a shirt. At the last minute, the SDPGM was going to tell Kim that he was just fucking with him, but then remembered that he would be executed...thus the picture.
It just dawned on me...didn't Putin rock the shirtless look?