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Aww, it was delayed? There will only be justice when Gary Condit is finally thrown in jail and Jurassic Park III finally opens in theaters. [WP]

  • Failure_Artist

    Everyday Gary Condit prays to the God of 9/11 that He distracted the world from his mistress murder.

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