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Jack Stuef is your loyal editor and a freelance satirist or something like that. He is a contributing writer for The Onion. E-mail him or whatever.

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  • Failure_Artist

    Everyday Gary Condit prays to the God of 9/11 that He distracted the world from his mistress murder.