Rand Paul does not believe in joining legitimate medical organizations that are the industry standard, so instead of joining the American Medical Association, he joined the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, of which his father is also a member. Rand Paul likes to talk about this organization and how its literature informs the crap he says about medicine. But, interestingly, the AAPS publishes some weird literature! Like in 2007, when they said AIDS isn’t linked to HIV. And in 2008, they said Barack Obama was using hypnotism techniques to trick the American public into electing him.
The paper claims to examine Obama’s speeches “word by word, hand gesture by hand gesture, tone, pauses, body language, and proves his use of covert hypnosis intended only for licensed therapists on consenting patients.”
The AAPS article notes that the Obama campaign logo “might just be the letter ‘O,’ but it also resembles a crystal ball, a favorite of hypnotists.”
Of course! The crystal ball! Hypnotists like to tell patients they are going to tell their fortune on a crystal ball! That’s how hypnotism is usually done!
But what about the Jews?
And it suggests that hypnosis is the reason some Jewish people backed him.
Oh, there we go. Wouldn’t be a serious scholarly article without something about the Jewish race.
And blah blah blah, abortions immediately give women cancer, 9/11 could have been prevented by covering everything in asbestos, the end. [Courier-Journal]