Your Wonkette cannot possibly decipher Ann Coulter’s personal brand of insane screeching self-promotion with our poor command of the English language, but maybe master-interviewer Larry King can?

Ha ha, of course not, it’s just going to be old Larry throwing Annie softballs like “Ann, where did those dirty HomCon fags touch you?” Luckily there is a way for you to help Larry interrogate the Republican Judy Garland.
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