Wisconsin Attorney General Resigns Due To Nymph Sexting

Wisconsin Attorney General Ken Kratz is stepping down because he got a little too frisky with one of his witnesses, but really, what’s the point of being a victim’s advocate if you can’t get a little tail from the nymphets on the side?

Two weeks ago, Kratz apologized at a press conference for sending personal texts to a domestic abuse victim while prosecuting her former boyfriend. At the time, he said he wouldn’t step down from office.

Wisconsin Department of Justice officials said some of Kratz’s texts “cross the line and can be construed as sexual harassment.”

They cited a specific text that refers to the woman as a “tall, young, hot nymph,” and another that says, “You are beautiful and would make a great partner someday.”