Hey, look, Christine O’Donnell joined the Twitter! When did this happen? No matter: Hooray, now we can Follow her and read cryptic 140-character gibberish-blurbs about her adventures as she travels across Delaware, using her virginity to bewitch all the grumpy white people who want to take America back (from “what,” exactly, we don’t know. Oh right! That black man). Let us inspect what Sarah Palin told Christine O’Donnell to rave about, on her Twitter machine.
“No more porkers, who are always porking Real America with their porky earmarks. None of those. Porkers are unconstitutional. Don’t tread on me, porkers. I don’t know what I’m talking about! HELP ME (stop masturbating)!” [The Hill]
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She and Captain Quint certainly know a porker when they see one. Ms. O'Donnell has been actively avoiding Porkers since being porked a few too many times in college. Quint hunts them obsessively.
ALSO: Who approved Christine OD as her Twitter handle?
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