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Lisa Murkowski Constantly Making Jim DeMint Cry Like a Little Baby

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Boo Hoo I'm Jim DeMint.Lisa Murkowski is the world’s biggest loser/jerk-off for not volunteering to work fifty hours a week as an unpaid intern for Joe Miller’s Senate campaign. And now for some reason Lisa Murkowski gets to keep her seat on her important Energy Committee, even though Jim DeMint said she wasn’t allowed to. Aren’t women supposed to have good manners and submit graciously to what Jim DeMint and other southern men tell them? This is the question Jim DeMint whispers to himself all day long, as he sends out spam email to all his Teabagger friends about Lisa Murkowski’s rudeness.

DeMint in his e-mail complained about his fellow Senate Republicans, who yesterday decided Murkowski could keep her post as the ranking member of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee even though they’re unhappy she’s still in the Senate race as a write-in candidate.

DeMint, who has backed Miller and other candidates with tea party ties, fumed about that move in the e-mail sent out by his political action committee, the Senate Conservatives Fund. He makes no mention of McAdams.

In the e-mail, DeMint said he spoke out Thursday against Murkowski and moved to replace her on the committee, “but the good ol’ boys Senate club, which always protects its own, prevailed. The motion was adopted by secret ballot, and the final tally was not disclosed,” he wrote.

Someone needs his diapers changed! (Also: Joe Miller was just endorsed by FreedomWorks. Was Lisa Murkowski’s committee endorsed by FreedomWorks? Guess.) [McClatchy]

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    You do well, Cricket, you do well…