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Ben Quayle Announces Debut of ‘Trail of Tears 2.0′


We guess this is some sort of new Ben Quayle ad? Look, America, everyone knows that numbers are boring. But Ben Quayle has some numbers for you. So get out your calculators and figure out how much national debt would be paid off with each mile of Ben Quayle’s walk-a-thon death-march.

This is a well-decorated green-screened blur office. And this is a weird guy. But as we all know, the proverbial thousand-mile national debt journey begins with a weird slide up off a desk and walking away from the camera. Why aren’t you joining us on this journey, Ben? [YouTube]

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