John Boehner Was Born Orange

by Riley Waggaman

Does John Boehner really expect us to believe that he was born Oompa Loompa Orange?

“I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product.”

– House Minority Leader John Boehner (R), in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, “addressing a perennial source of jokes” about his dark complexion.

Okay, we believe you.

 
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