John Boehner Was Born Orange

Does John Boehner really expect us to believe that he was born Oompa Loompa Orange? 

"I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product."

-- House Minority Leader John Boehner (R), in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, "addressing a perennial source of jokes" about his dark complexion.

Okay, we believe you.