john boehner fights for recognition as a colored person

John Boehner Was Born Orange

Does John Boehner really expect us to believe that he was born Oompa Loompa Orange?

“I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product.”

– House Minority Leader John Boehner (R), in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, “addressing a perennial source of jokes” about his dark complexion.

Okay, we believe you.

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Riley is an "internet blogger." He has written for such internet websites as True/Slant and the terrible Brangelina gossip emporium "The Huffington Post." Riley lives in northeast DC, near H Street. Maybe you do too and want to hang out?

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