Does John Boehner really expect us to believe that he was born Oompa Loompa Orange?
“I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product.”
– House Minority Leader John Boehner (R), in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, “addressing a perennial source of jokes” about his dark complexion.
Okay, we believe you.
Hola wonkerados.
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