Can You Translate Chuck Grassley's Rosetta Stone Thing On Twitter?
Attention academics, linguists, and Babel Fish experts: Can you identify what language Chuck Grassley used to encrypt his secret Twitter message? It's not Arabic, according to Google Translate!
Has Chuck Grassley been experimenting with a Nazi U-Boat Enigma Machine? (Haha, No. This is just how Chuck Grassley "communicates.") Please offer your translations in the comments, for the sake of our children/education. WINNER GETS A "CLASSIC WONKETTE" T-SHIRT, if they walk over to Riley's house to pick it up. [ Twitter ]
"Is it tru" = Trig's getting a new baby brother! "drug industry bhind Reid" Tara Reid's botched boob-job was sanctioned by the drug industry, probably because of all the prescription eye bleach everyone needed "not bringUP foodSafty" Grassley, acknowledges that his anorexic, binging-and-purging condition, is truly bad for his health. And the rest is just the phonetic sounds of his retching.
Three words stick out: behind, protek, and BIG. I dunno, I think it's about getting nailed in the ass.