Be Melodramatic About Everything Until November, Says Video
Hello, sad and destitute American: Why did you even bother waking up this morning? Did you not eat enough Ambien for dinner? We understand. (The dreamworld is the only place where we are free from Tyranny, and the brownz.) Woe is us, sigh. This doesn't even matter because nothing matters anymore, since America is Dead, but: Some dingbats made a YouTube called 'Mourning in America', a clever play on the 1984 Ronald Reagan ad that made Macintosh computers so famous. So maybe watch it as you quietly sob yourself back into an Ambien coma? Or don't ... It doesn't matter.
Every day America wakes up and recites the most depressing soliloquy whilst holding Ronald Reagan's bleached skull. This changes in November , our "N-word." [ The Caucus ]
Also needz a few "except muslins" here & there.
So you went ahead and killed America, Teatards?? Your wheedling for instant gratification didn't get answered fast enough? I guess when your old lumpjawed whiteman didn't win the election, and some Kenyan/Luo tribesman did instead, you totally lost it and finally clubbed Uncle Sam over the head with a frozen Costco meatmeal.
Whats worse is you are using your Rainbow Reachers to fondle the emotional dingus of the now-corpse of the USA, flipping it around all revoltingly and shit. GROSS! Look you crapbags sucked up all the good shit out of this nation way before I even got here. Can someone start the death panels already? Baby boom generation fall down go boom, plz.