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Oh look! We had a Jesse Jackson, Jr. boner photo in the archives already!According to a “major political fund-raiser” who has talked to federal authorities, former fat guy Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr. directed him to raise $6 million in campaign contributions to buy the Senate seat Rod Blagojevich was selling. Jackson denied that today. But the source also told them that Jackson was having an affair with Giovanna Huidobro, a D.C. restaurant hostess and model, and had directed the source to pay for two of her airline trips to see him. Jackson didn’t really deny that one today. Of course there are internet photos of this Huidobro lady, posing sexily, with dolphins.

“The reference to a social acquaintance is a personal and private matter between me and my wife that was handled some time ago.” Jackson Jr. said in a statement. “I ask that you respect our privacy.”

Certainly. But here is a website with a whole bunch of her modeling photos, including one with the aforementioned dolphin:

The internet also has some great dolphin sex stories, btw.

Can’t really blame Jesse Jackson, Jr. That’s what most Americans’ favorite fetish looks like. [Sun-Times/NBC Chicago/Cinco Uno]

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  • Birdfish

    YES THIS IS AN OLD STORY BUT IT IS A HATEFUL LIE.

    NO THE GOOD CONGRESSMAN DID NOT HAVE A white GIRLFRIEND.

    NO
    NO
    NO

    SHE IS NOTHING BUT AN EVIL white TEMPTRESS GOING AROUND IN HER SKIMPY CLOTHES TO SEDUCE AND ATTRACT THE BLACK MAN.

    HE RESISTED THE TEMPTATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HE DID NOT BUY HER A GOLD WATCH OR MOOSE HEAD OR OTHER THINGS.

    THESE ARE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NOTE: PLEASE IGNORE THE FAKE BIRDFISH WHO IS A CYBER STALKER WHO SOMEHOW CAN POST WITH MY OWN NAME. HE WILL POST HATEFUL SPEEK AND SAY BAD ABOUT THE GOOD CONGRESSMAN AND ALSO MOCK MY WEIGHT AND MY POVERTY AND EVEN MY HANDICAP TOLIET WITH A BIG BOWL AND A BUTTET OR BUTTDAY OR WHATEVER THE SQUIRTY THING IS CALLED

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